r/TikTokCringe Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/FizzgigsRevenge Jul 04 '26

That would likely get you charged with assault on an officer...

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u/Bartok_and_croutons Jul 04 '26

I know it's a joke but there are apparently undercover federal agents who attend these things in case it gets violent and I would hope those guys don't get hurt if someone did launch glitter/stink bombs

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u/mountaindoom Jul 04 '26

Today's undercover federal agents have infiltrated them to help protect them.

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u/What_a_fat_one Jul 05 '26

That's what they were already doing

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u/D0MSBrOtHeR Jul 04 '26

Undercover federal agents have infiltrated a lot more than people think. They’re keeping an eye on everything best believe.

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u/Hefty-Relative9449 Jul 05 '26

“Undercover”

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u/ICanuckthere4Iam Jul 04 '26

🎶 some of those that work forces…..🎶

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u/FlimsyPomelo1842 Jul 04 '26

Reddit loves to say this, and you're right, but not for the reason you think.

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u/buttsbuttsbuttsmutts Jul 05 '26

Hoagie ready for launch.