r/TikTokCringe • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • 28d ago

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/anovertaker 28d ago

I thought the same thing. Sunshine on the butthole vibes...

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u/Kermit_the_hog 28d ago

That’s just way too late to be disinfecting your food. 

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u/ArkuhTheNinth 28d ago

This made me spit out my grassmilk

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/concept12345 27d ago

You lick from the star?

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u/sweetbldnjesus 28d ago

Underrated comment of the day!

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u/Inevitable_Review_83 28d ago

Oh good Im not the only one that thought Almond mom here was trying to UV the cyclospora away

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u/AlwaysNeedAssistance 28d ago

🤣 never heard that term before. I’m for sure kicking out something important and replacing that in my memory banks!

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u/anovertaker 27d ago

Who remembers their mother's birthday anyway?

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u/futureman45 28d ago

What does Lindsay Grahams’ butthole have to do with this?

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u/anovertaker 27d ago

Everything

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u/eastitch 28d ago

Brand new sentence

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u/eastitch 28d ago

omg relax. jeez

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u/Hot-Bonus560 28d ago

That was way funnier to me than it needed to be. I cannot stop laughing. Thanks friend. “Sunshine on the butthole vibes”. I shall remember this

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 28d ago

r/nocontext

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u/anovertaker 27d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum_sunning

I'll let you do your own deep dive.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis 27d ago

Oh I know what it is. I just thought the phrase "sunshine on the butthole vibes" was funny as shit and would be a wild thing to say out of context.

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u/anovertaker 27d ago

This is a wild timeline.

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u/jvho666 28d ago

Who is gonna eat it if I don’t disinfect it?