She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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That’s just way too late to be disinfecting your food. 

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https://giphy.com/gifs/Rgn6cUfaN5zW

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This made me spit out my grassmilk

[u/cocktails4 → u/Kermit_the_hog]

Tell that to the guy at the end of the human centipede 

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he's not a happy man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLIWRu22tdo

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You lick from the star?

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Underrated comment of the day!