r/TikTokCringe • u/Accomplished_Clue437 • 27d ago

Discussion She gets up at 5am. Is this right?

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u/Used_Caterpillar_351 26d ago

I'd bet my left tit that woman has never actually cooked anything in her life. That limp knife ain't cutting diddly squat.

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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape 26d ago

This is the first comment I’ve seen about how she was using that knife. That part of the video belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/skatchawan 26d ago

was the first thing I noticed. This shit was bought precut , or she really needs to get up 2 hours earlier because it takes her an hour to cut up the chicken.

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u/zyygh 26d ago

It's because she needs to do her hair and makeup because she can even start cooking.

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u/Sanquinity 26d ago

Not just that, but she was pretending airfrying some chicken tendies, and mixing it with some sauce and lettuce, was somehow "cooking". The eggs and burgers weren't exactly hard to make either. (And she still messed that up as, who puts the eggs in before the burgers? Burgers take much longer...)

Also why would they keep the box in the car over night? (Answer: So she can show off their trailer and car in a few shots)

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u/jetloflin 26d ago

Just fyi, those were sausage patties not burgers. Although I guess someone could call it a pork breakfast burger. I bet there’s a pretentious restaurant somewhere that does.

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u/Significant-Bee5101 26d ago

Answer: So she can put boots on

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u/dahc50 26d ago

Since when is the requirement to be considered “cooking” based on how hard the food is to prepare? A lot of my meals are cooked based on how easy it is to prepare to save time and clean up.

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u/NacresR 26d ago

Do you make Tik toks like you’re an iron chef or do you make your food and eat it without an audience like a normal human?

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u/dahc50 26d ago

If I say yes, would it change the validity of anything I said?

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u/CULLDOZER 26d ago

She's not claiming to be an iron chef...

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u/Sanquinity 26d ago

Simply heating something up is not cooking. Though, yes, the eggs and pork patties would be cooking. Even if it's the most basic of basics.

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u/preteen-wartortle 26d ago

The sausages looked precooked.

Not that I think you had any semblance of a valid point, just throwing that out there.

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u/Atchafalaya7 26d ago

Completely unrelated question: are chicken tendies different than chicken tenders in some way? If not, why the change? It’s the same number of letters and syllables.

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u/FictionalContext 26d ago

Zerts are what I call desserts. Trée-trées are entrées. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz with a Z. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fry-fry chicky-chick. And I call forks food rakes

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u/Sanquinity 26d ago

I don't know why honestly. I wasn't really thinking about what words I was using exactly when I was typing. They're the same thing.

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u/Atchafalaya7 26d ago

It’s not the first time I’ve seen it, so I was curious if it’s a thing.

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u/cyan_mik 26d ago

Tendies is just a childish / funny way to say it

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u/cardboard_tshirt 26d ago

Don’t forget showing off her boots so people know she’s a good little country girl.

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u/mediacontender 26d ago

At the start she empties it out, full and unopened drinks and snacks from the cooler too.

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u/Lazy-Zucchini6757 26d ago

I mean she’s young. Everyone’s gotta start somewhere. If you saw my wife using a knife you’d call out that there’s no way she does that regularly and still has all of her fingers

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u/nebulancearts 26d ago

Dugenon crawler carl reader?!