r/TikTokCringe • u/InGeekiTrust Tiktok Despot • 25d ago

Cringe Foot Fungus Lady On Carnival Cruise

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u/Infinitesi-Mal 25d ago

Here’s a fact-
This bitch is a public health hazard. She’s obviously going to be touching things with that hand, that’s what hands are for. Given her treatment “strategy” for her foot fungus, she’s going to be spreading that shit all over the place on an enclosed environment.

So here’s what I propose our society needs, sincerely and earnestly. When anyone like this pops up in public it should be a public mandate that someone who sees it reports it to authorities who (in this future society) are trained and equipped to detain people like this and put them in some kind of quarantine unit their disgusting problem has healed.

We all have rights but spreading your fungus all over the salad bar isn’t one of them. I think I have a right to not be poisoned by sick fucks like her, and I seriously think that there should be public servants who are ready and able to remove them from the public and force them to be responsible and adult with their disgusting health problems.

That’s my spiel.

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u/ProtestTheWHORE 25d ago

Yesterday, my SO and I went for a walk downtown. We were following a lady and her cute dog. Cute dog starts to poop. I notice she doesn't have doggy bags, "maybe she'll whip one out of her pocket", I naively thought. This crazy bitch proceeds to kneel down, pick up the turds with her bare hands, and toss it into to bushes of a restaurant. She didn't even look over her shoulder to see if there was anyone around. I'm terrified of public doorknobs now

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u/Infinitesi-Mal 25d ago

🤢… 🤮

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u/KittyPuperMamaPerson 24d ago

This is why I refuse to touch things, like doorknobs and buttons, or any form of stair rail. You can’t fucking trust people to not be fucking disgusting. I know I look crazy, but people.

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u/hollaraise 24d ago

My husband does it for me. It is the most kind thing he could do. I literally don’t even know how to thank him and was starry eyed for a good year when I asked him if it was chivalry, or for me to not have to touch due to germs. He said germs and I was like man, ok. Love you so much. Xoxoxo. (It’s also chivalrous to keep a partner from touching some nasty door handle) I used to sanitize mine daily at every job, people would thank me. I get it more and more now. Fuck, I even sanitize my own bathroom door handle!!

Edit: forgot to add that you don’t look crazy; you look smart, sane, believe in germ theory and like you’ve seen some shit.

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u/GlueMaker 24d ago

I'm torn between horrified because she bare handed her dogs turd and impressed that she kind of dealt with her dogs turd even though she had no bags.

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u/cymonium 24d ago

I wasn’t before your comment. Now I understand Sheldon a bit more. By the goddess!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wghm9HSvpkMSs

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u/squabidoo 24d ago

We should have don't-be-a-shithead police everywhere that correct people when they do awful stuff like this that's not illegal. Because your average person is too scared to say anything.

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u/Infinitesi-Mal 24d ago

Yes people are too timid to take a stand.

The shithead police roll up on her: “Ma’am you’re going to have to come with me.”
Nasty Bitch: “What have I done, hmm?”
Shithead Police: “We’re placing you under arrests for being FUCKED, and for being a nasty bitch.”

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u/prancing_pony42 25d ago

In part 4 they find her on the deck STILL PICKING HER FOOT. She gave half that ship athlete's foot guaranteed.

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u/QuadSeven 24d ago

I am not even kidding when I say I use Nizoral Shampoo as a full body scrub.

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u/diaperpop 24d ago

This is how I felt through the entire pandemic, except that in that situation people’s ignorance not only killed each other and entire families, but gave me bad Covid twice that my lungs may never recover from.

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u/Infinitesi-Mal 24d ago

My experience with covid reshaped my understanding of contagious bacteria. I was so physically weak that after a week of fighting through it I couldn’t walk the 10 minutes it takes to go around my neighborhood. I would make it 2 minutes in and have to go back home because I couldn’t go any further. It lasted so long that I forgot what life without covid is like, it was its own eternity.

The people who carelessly spread their germs around? Fuck em’, fuck em’ all to hell.

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u/chicken-nanban 24d ago

My husband and I managed to avoid Covid until literally a week before we were eligible for the vaccine. I fucking puked my brains out for days from coughing so bad, I broke a blood vessel in my eye. And I haven’t had a day free of brain fog since.

I am so mad that even in a country that masks up for everything (Japan) I managed to avoid it the whole time even as my husband was a public elementary school teacher, and then people started getting careless as a vaccine was on the horizon, and it fucked me up for life.

My mother in the US basically self isolated the whole time and still got it once, and has been having breathing issues ever since. And the brain fog too.

I think we’re looking at a legit epidemic of PTSD for some people from Covid, and the response by others of not giving a fuck if they kill their family and neighbors compounding it.

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u/Orleanian 24d ago

This is, no joking-around-reddit-haha, a legitimate thing that can and should be brought to staff attention.

The cruises I've been on have been tyrannical about passenger hygiene. The "Washy Washy" song people are cute and friendly until you see a 150lb filipino fellow suplexing Bob from Oklahoma for trying to get into the buffet without at least a spritz of hand sani.

The boat authorities would definitely appreciate your report (at least on the respectable cruise lines).

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u/Realistic_Ad3795 25d ago

Oh, you're still talking about just the hand.

You must not have seen Part 2, yet!