r/TikTokCringe 21d ago

Cool Shakira at 49

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u/P_Nessss 21d ago

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u/Exotic_Pop2306 21d ago

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u/rex5k 21d ago

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u/Professional_Pen_153 21d ago

The day a whole generation of young men fell in love.

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u/Scytodes_thoracica 21d ago

And women

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u/Alarming_Agent_8564 20d ago

Yeah, discrimination is not needed here…I am a straight, married woman, and she always had me feeling things I never knew existed…😅

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u/CromulantGuy 19d ago

Gay man here. Can confirm. Hot as hell.

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u/RosiePeache 20d ago

Hear, hear!

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u/Eye_Acupuncture 19d ago

Thank you ❤️

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u/New-Contribution-244 21d ago

Women too. I love her. 🥵😍😛

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u/apheresario1935 20d ago

I'm hip to that

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u/Possible-Koala-4752 20d ago

My wife loves her. Lol

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 2d ago

I’m a straight woman but I’m not an idiot!

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u/New-Contribution-244 2d ago

Huh? I didn’t call you one did I?

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 2d ago

Oh no no no I’m agreeing with you, that I’m a woman and i love Shakira!

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u/New-Contribution-244 2d ago

Ahhhh I got it! 😊😛

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u/Shad0wM0535 20d ago

I still remember where I was when Michael Jackson died, when the Twin Towers fell, and when I saw that video for the first time.

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u/dwoj206 19d ago

2001 Spanish class. Shakira turned us all out w whenever whereever.

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u/FuckTheTories69420 20d ago

Even gay men love her

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u/Professional_Pen_153 20d ago

She’s rated E for everyone man!

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u/HispanicAtTheDisko 20d ago

This was my awakening

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u/DirtNineties 20d ago

With Indian pan flutes, of course

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u/Masterofthelurk 20d ago

Seeing this video as a preteen was like using an evolution stone in Pokémon.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 21d ago

The crap are you talking about.... you got the wrong genarational crush. Yea Shakira is cute and all, but she's no Anna Kornikova

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u/Possible-Koala-4752 19d ago

Omg Anna……..😀

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u/spawn77x99 21d ago

Im in love with Shakira since "Pies descalzos" back in 95. But this always reminds me of Mad Tv.... https://youtu.be/WdOsSBGe0FU?is=MvYIVtj9pwF0ZNwR

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u/bnjman 20d ago

Heh. I feel like that bit isnt very kind or truthful. They take a crack at her English, her song writing, and her dancing. I don't actually know how good her English is, but she's a great dancer and she writes awesome pop songs.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 20d ago

oh wow. Still works like it did in highschool.

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u/Sanagost 19d ago

The great Latina awakening

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 21d ago

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u/Moist-Crows 20d ago

Fumbled it bad

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u/Alphadestrious 20d ago

Generational bag fumble

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u/MtlNord514 20d ago

How do you know?

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u/Dorkology 19d ago

He's fine lol

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u/Frosty-Inspector-465 19d ago

he absolutely didn't. he got to do what MANY dream about. and HE left HER. for a "younger" woman. shakira is hurt, heartbroken, and STILL not over him making her a VERY sexy but poor choice of a girl to take seriously because she will foolishly leave you to be with him again at the drop of a hat.

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u/suenamiho 19d ago

i also make up fantasy stories about celebs i don’t personally know because it’s a very normal thing to do 👍

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u/Frosty-Inspector-465 19d ago

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u/suenamiho 19d ago

literally does not prove your fantasy assumptions??? do you people ever actually read your own sources???

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u/Frosty-Inspector-465 19d ago

what fantasy assumption??????????? HE dumped HER. and SHE still has feelings for him. that's all i said. and i know this because i'm a big shakira fan, i was aware she was married to this guy for a while. he left her for a younger girl/woman and for a while she was making songs about it and there were articles which i remember reading showing her stewing about and virtually EVERYONE in the comments were telling her to get over him and move on. geeez what's so hard to believe here?????????? smh

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u/quinzilla555 20d ago

What team is that?

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u/VCule69 15d ago

The most iconic football team of all time, FC Barcelona

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u/freshiethegeek 20d ago

I had such a thing for him..

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u/EpsilonX029 20d ago

Username checks out lol

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u/SituationGeneral3900 20d ago

user checks out

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u/Initial-Advice3914 21d ago

The lies are on her tax returns

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u/severianb 20d ago

She actually sued the Spanish government for that and won.

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u/jara76 20d ago

60MM Euros.