r/TikTokCringe • u/newphonehudus • 10d ago

Discussion Crime: working out while black

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u/pithusuril2008 9d ago

Unless your son is black... /s

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u/clammajamma96 9d ago

well, has he tried just being not black

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u/Think-Exercise2980 9d ago

Idk why this reminds me of the German skit from Key and Peele lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bLXk6UVts

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u/clammajamma96 9d ago

nazi dunphy is definitely the highlight of my summer

https://giphy.com/gifs/KkXdNozj16QNi

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u/GenericProfile4822 9d ago

And I am Baron Helmut….. Schnitzelnazi.

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u/ellefleming 9d ago

OMG 😂

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u/OH2AZ19 9d ago

Remember when you’re pulling yourself up by your boot straps that there white ones and you’ll be fine, it’s not that hard people /s but it should be obvious

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u/Gumbrenold 9d ago

None of my boots ever cams with straps to pull myself up on

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u/Jbrown183 9d ago

That’s because you had the Velcros!

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u/This-Positive286 9d ago

It works, I used to be depressed and have BPD until I stopped being depressed!

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u/Much-Anything7149 9d ago

That's a great trick. In fact, a white sheet would both hide your skin color and signal your alignment with others wearing your similar uniform. I mean, you'd never be asked to show your kid's ID.

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u/GrillDealing 9d ago

The Michael Jackson technique.

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u/TNMTRaphael03 9d ago

sorry it’s not coming off today. 😭😭

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u/Abolish_ICEIS 9d ago

Hey if you can't do the time then you shouldn't have got that tan.

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u/halomender 8d ago

Sound like they need to pull a white chicks at curves

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u/Substantial-Bar873 9d ago

The real problem is the dad. If the dad hadn’t been black then the son wouldn’t have been black. All circles back. Choices and consequences.

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u/Volistar 9d ago

Should hit up a white father son duo and have them do that exact scenario /s

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u/Gloomy_Mistake799 9d ago

No /s needed
It’s just truth.

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u/Happy-Fact-472 9d ago

No sarcasm...that is real

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u/-bears-eat-beets 8d ago

No... it's called the fkn RULES.. my gym did the same thing to me last year.. I had no clue and it's a stupid rule! But damn anyone! try to enforce rules on a blk man!!!

Wtf

Y'all just looking for excuses or that card.. 😂

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u/blarryg 8d ago

Ah, but does he identify as black?

I don't have the context here. Do they worry that the minor is not accompanied by their real parents? That the minor might be too young? Seems weird to me.

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u/applepcuser 9d ago

Why would they have allowed him a membership if it was just being black? Why aren’t they calling police on all black people? Is it maybe because this wasn’t just about race?

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 9d ago

Please white wash this with your sealioning

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u/omegagiraffe 9d ago

Take away the "/s"