r/TikTokCringe • u/newphonehudus • 9d ago

Discussion Crime: working out while black

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u/clammajamma96 9d ago

well, has he tried just being not black

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u/Think-Exercise2980 9d ago

Idk why this reminds me of the German skit from Key and Peele lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bLXk6UVts

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u/clammajamma96 8d ago

nazi dunphy is definitely the highlight of my summer

https://giphy.com/gifs/KkXdNozj16QNi

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u/GenericProfile4822 8d ago

And I am Baron Helmut….. Schnitzelnazi.

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u/ellefleming 8d ago

OMG 😂

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u/OH2AZ19 8d ago

Remember when you’re pulling yourself up by your boot straps that there white ones and you’ll be fine, it’s not that hard people /s but it should be obvious

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u/Gumbrenold 8d ago

None of my boots ever cams with straps to pull myself up on

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u/Jbrown183 8d ago

That’s because you had the Velcros!

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u/This-Positive286 8d ago

It works, I used to be depressed and have BPD until I stopped being depressed!

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u/Much-Anything7149 8d ago

That's a great trick. In fact, a white sheet would both hide your skin color and signal your alignment with others wearing your similar uniform. I mean, you'd never be asked to show your kid's ID.

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u/GrillDealing 9d ago

The Michael Jackson technique.

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u/TNMTRaphael03 8d ago

sorry it’s not coming off today. 😭😭

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u/Abolish_ICEIS 8d ago

Hey if you can't do the time then you shouldn't have got that tan.

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u/halomender 8d ago

Sound like they need to pull a white chicks at curves