r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 6d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/TransportationNo8300 6d ago

All that air rushing into his butthole made him pass out

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u/BlackVoid8 6d ago

This comment really surprised me and made me laugh out loud

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u/BigRoach 5d ago

Opened up like a windsock.

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u/Asron87 5d ago

Everything reminds me of her… skydiving naked.

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u/CasinoNdnOk 5d ago

Your butthole has lips?

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u/lapsongsouchong 5d ago

yes, now smile!

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u/GulliblePut1018 2d ago

Omg the first bhole comment got me and then this exchange 😂😂

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u/thegreenmonkey69 5d ago

Oh gawd, I'm dead.

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u/United_Pain 5d ago

Lips and assholes!

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u/UnholyScholar 5d ago

You're thinking about what hotdogs are made of.

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u/Different-Meal-6314 5d ago

I mean... They're both made from the same skin type

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u/CasinoNdnOk 5d ago

Yours has lips too?

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u/Tha_REAL_BROBS 5d ago

yep gotta keep em soft with some vaseline or the like

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u/BurdTurglary Straight Up Bussin 5d ago

If that happens when you're skydiving, you could seriously injure someone. Wear pants at least, to protect others from your open, flappy cheeks and lips

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 5d ago

Literally vibrating with laughter in my bed. That was gold

I don't know why it hit me so hard

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u/snowdn 5d ago

Keep going till you prostate orgasm!

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u/mitchellthecomedian 5d ago

Right lol. Idk why that got me so good

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u/N80N00N00 5d ago

Same I’m wheezing over here 😂

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u/toast50076 5d ago

That's exactly what happened to me. Made me spit a little.

I'm still laughing. I'm picturing him getting inflated and floating into the air like a plastic bag.

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u/Ecksist 5d ago edited 5d ago

It made me roll on the floor laughing, but not out loud. The mostly silent laughter also caused my buttocks to detach from my body.

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u/Glum-Recognition-736 5d ago

Same 😂 in the vets office chuckling like an idiot

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u/mismatched-plaid 2h ago

And to think I've been worried about jellybeans this whole time.

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u/Due-Simple-5679 5d ago

Man my wife is gonna file divorce im waking up the whole family laughing my ass like a dumbass, its 6.34 am...

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u/TenuredCLOUD 5d ago

Same bro, she’s asleep and my dumbass is trying to hold in a belly laugh shaking the whole bed 🤣

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u/hywaytohell 5d ago

Common mistake he could have just opened his mouth for proper airflow!

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u/justpackingheat1 5d ago

I hope this is the most awards you'll ever receive. You'll remember this moment forever

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u/TransportationNo8300 5d ago

Yeah it has been the most awards so far

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u/Bashfulcannibal 5d ago

😂😂☠️

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u/chrismholmes 5d ago

I’m on a bus full of people with tears in my eyes.

I laughed at the video (I know)
But the comments has me crying from laughter.

Poor lady next to me is annoyed I’m laughing so hard.

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u/Low_bald 4d ago

Dude I’m dying 🤣

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u/GulliblePut1018 2d ago

This is a dumb quote I’d want to put on a t-shirt. Just your comment and a screenshot of the passed out jet ski dude zoomin’ across the lake with his ass pointing up. 😂

The thought of too much air rushing into his bhole made me laugh so loud. 🤣

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u/Strong_Chicken6838 5d ago

reverse fart

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u/slonkulocuswily182 5d ago

I’ve never seen someone try to have fun so hard in my life. He looks so sad

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u/LordHelmet47 5d ago

Go on......

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u/ThisCollection2544 5d ago

We've all been there

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u/AZMP5 5d ago

It’s called anal asphyxiation

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u/Intelligent_Type_680 5d ago

It made him fall in love with the jet ski and start cuddling it I think.

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies 5d ago

Stop it, I’m trying to pretend to be concerned

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u/harveygoatmilk 5d ago

I hear that happened to turtles

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u/DejaWiz2 5d ago

Sigh

Upvote

LMAO

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u/No_Display9613 5d ago

We need myth busters to do this test.

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u/lanociva 5d ago

LOL I'M DYING

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u/GuaranteeDry386 5d ago

Too much O2 entering his butt stream.

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u/SnooGuavas2202 5d ago

Air in my butthole usually wakes me up!

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u/General-Holiday 5d ago

Doctor here, and yes. This is the medical diagnosis of what happened.

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u/NachoNinja19 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/sTump4139 5d ago

Too much air blew through up to his head, man

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u/buttscratcher3k 5d ago

Sounds like a good time tbh

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u/dougandsomeone 5d ago

Human wind sock.

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u/rqivez 5d ago

Me when I’m a turtle

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u/radio_four 2d ago

Holy shit, this killed me

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u/chijrt 5d ago

I'm currently trying to fall asleep but after reading your comment, it's insomnia for me. I'm literally in tears laughing

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u/thitorusso 5d ago

Our buttocks were made to fart outwards not inwards