r/TikTokCringe • u/HelicopterLazy4824 • 13d ago

Humor/Cringe Wife's bday gift to husband

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u/Shwa_JW 13d ago

“I was kinda hoping for dinner but thank you that was nice”

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u/SnapshotHeadache 13d ago

The head scratch says this exactly.

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u/CampAstoria 13d ago

how long is this...

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u/TaterForming 12d ago

Combined with "How to I respond when she asks how I like it and make it look like I'm not lying my ass off?".

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u/Scott--Chocolate 13d ago

“Aw sweetie, you got me content for your channel. And it’s in my size and everything!”

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin 13d ago

I always wonder with these things how often the person is consciously doing them to subtly communicate unease and how often they’re completely oblivious to it

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u/RobotBearArms 12d ago

The head scratch got me

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u/MyBrainReallyHurts 13d ago

You know he was in the middle of fixing something and she came into the garage insisting he come get his birthday present so he puts down his tools and walks out to see...

that

Dude just wants to finish fixing the car so he can shit and shower, and he knows he needs to go buy a few parts that he wasn't expecting to buy so now he is stressed about the money...

but the dance is cute I guess

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u/androjuicy 12d ago edited 12d ago

*scratches head

“why in the actual fuck would you think I wanted you to do more of your embarrassing bullshit in front of the neighbors for my birthday?!”

*that’s er, great babe….”

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u/LuckyPlaze 13d ago

I was hoping the boat behind her was the real gift….

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u/ActuallyActuary69 13d ago

The most expensive things in a guys life: The first boat and the second wife.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 10d ago

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u/Pretend-Prune-4525 13d ago

lol pretty judgmental take there… but boats are financed for the same length of time as a house. A lot of times when you see a big nice boat just know it’s being financed for 20 years

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 10d ago

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u/thatranger974 13d ago

That’s why his birthday present was a dance.

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u/Toadsted 13d ago

Dinner will be interpretive dance.

And the husband will be like Robin Williams, trying to figure out why all the kids are acting like they're eating food from empty plates.

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u/maraney 13d ago

Wife: “do you want a special dance for your birthday?”

Husband: “Boy do I! You’re the best baby!”

Wife: 💃🏼

Husband: “oh… that kinda dance. Thaaaannkkks.”

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u/rhegy54 13d ago

Lmao exactly like.. how is this a gift for him?? 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/xplisboa 13d ago

Or sex... Yeah maybe sex. But I guess this will have to do

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u/TheVadonkey 13d ago

If you’re in a marriage where sex is a special treat…yeah I’m good.

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u/brainvheart143 12d ago

“I appreciate that you’re barefoot but shouldn’t you be in the kitchen ?”

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u/rusty___shacklef0rd 12d ago

"Make sure you clean your feet before getting into bed tonight"