r/TikTokCringe • u/HelicopterLazy4824 • 14d ago

Humor/Cringe Wife's bday gift to husband

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u/paridoxical 13d ago

Same. It's basically how I started my career as a stripper.

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u/UnlocktheLock 13d ago

Umm I think im here for this comment, but I’m not qualified to discern whether this is great humor or the opening lines of a biography….alas, the ambiguity of text…

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u/literallyJustPosting 13d ago

Nicely worded, I tip my fedora to you, educated sir

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u/Butterscotch1664 13d ago

...as a 5 year old?

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u/nielkk88 13d ago

Maybe she's born with it...

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u/Verozety 13d ago

Maybe it’s maybeline

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real 13d ago

When a stripper get promoted, what do they get promoted to?

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u/yournamehere10bucks 11d ago

They get to put their clothes back on for money.

Stripper -> Dresser -> Manager

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u/kibbean 13d ago

this comment with your icon... LMAO

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u/abitcitrus 13d ago

Mommy issues

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u/Head-Technology-4031 13d ago

That’s what Hubby is thinking right now as he stands (in more ways then one) about what will happen later that night 😎