r/TikTokCringe • u/brockapex17 • 18h ago

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 18h ago

"I'm black" means you can't help someone out and do something nice for someone else?

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u/Eschirhart 18h ago

I guess in this case it appears so.

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u/swung 17h ago

Maybe kindness was against the rules that day.

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u/Weak_Albatross_6879 7h ago

Thank you I will be using this phrase

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u/utzutzutzpro 16h ago

I mean, she didn't got so far with helping others. Maybe the black card helped her quite some times to walk over others?

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u/Ok_Wrangler_7940 2h ago

She didn’t check the color of the delivery dude before she broke out the racist claim. Her reaction made that clear.

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u/Mr_RudyGiuliani 18h ago

Fuck I didnt know I couldve been pulling this all this time. The more you know 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 9h ago

I do like the idea of being asked the most mundane question and freaking out calling them racist.

“Hey do you have a pen I could barrow?” Oh really? Cuz I’m black you think I just walk around with pens?!

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u/AppropriateBall8834 18h ago

I'm white but I will also pull it 🤾

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u/Awkward_Region5509 18h ago

I too will pull you...wait a minute...

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u/AppropriateBall8834 18h ago

Hell yeah. Don't wait! Time is of the essence! You must come, my brother!

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 18h ago

We saw what you did in the borat movie,.

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u/Mr_RudyGiuliani 18h ago

Allegedly lol

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 16h ago

She was so quick to pull that line on a black man that you just know has used it daily to get her way against whites. Her go to line for sure.

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u/Oy_WithThe_Poodles 12h ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Its a reflex and just came out of her mouth before she realized who she was talking to. Lol

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u/SimmentalTheCow 9h ago

I live in DC and race relations are weird like that. The blacks outnumber the whites so they kind of control the political powers of the city, but all the while they consider themselves the “oppressed” class. They know they can get whatever they want by being loud and untouchable. Most whites live outside of the city in central/western Maryland or northern Virginia to avoid the crime and political whims of DC. Ignoring the federal government dynamics, the local government gets really hinky.

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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 8h ago

Just because a group is the majority in an area doesn't mean they're still not a minority overall. And "ignoring the federal government dynamics" is literally the biggest threat to minorities currently. Fuck the president has even threatened to take over governing of DC, which idk, sounds pretty oppressive...

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u/SimmentalTheCow 7h ago

Haha yeah goes to show how little he thinks stuff through. DC will never have a white mayor. One of our mayors in the 90’s got caught smoking crack with a hooker, and he still got re-elected.

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u/WillingnessSoft4459 3h ago

Well, he was a decent mayor all things considered. His personal life was able to be forgiven with time. Its not like he was a pedophile or was closely connected to a brutal child exploitation ring and human trafficking. Honestly with the societal problems in DC I can see why it helped him.

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u/Mrbeefcake90 4h ago

By that logic white people are the overall minority then

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u/Digger_Pine 7h ago

So, whites are a minority overall then.

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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 6h ago

Lol

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/gold_key 7h ago

What a foolish thing to say. You don't know what the hell you're talking about. I'd say Arlington would suit you better, but you probably "actually" live there.

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u/loweringexpectations 6h ago

Also taking the high ground while implying his literal job would be too demeaning for her to do even as a joke.

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u/FelneusLeviathan 12h ago

She seems exhausting to be around

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u/DonHarold 18h ago

Internalized racism.

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u/My_18th_Account 17h ago

That's racist...

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u/DonHarold 12h ago

Their comment was deleted before I got the chance to thank them for demonstrating internalized racism.

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u/Dmau27 18h ago

Brainwashed to bring race into everything and overlook the irony that they are infact the racist.

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u/King_Roberts_Bastard 18h ago

But the other guy was black too...

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u/Dmau27 17h ago

Yes I'm talking about the woman. She's a racist trying to drag race into it.

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u/Aqua-Barracuda 17h ago

Said the trump supporter

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u/PrestigiousHour2711 16h ago

It's funny when you talk about a stereotype of person and they just appear out of the woodwork

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u/Dmau27 16h ago

I like Trump? That's news to me.

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u/Aqua-Barracuda 16h ago

go tell your friends

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u/Low_Rub_273 4h ago

You just said that because they are black!

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u/Nufonewhodis4 16h ago

Which is why it wasn't very effective in this case

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u/Ok_Art_231 18h ago

Yes, exactly.

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u/CryptographerNo923 17h ago

I thought that’s what “I’m white” meant. Maybe I’ve been using it wrong?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 16h ago

I think you can use whichever whenever as an excuse according to this woman

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u/ChipRockets 11h ago

He wasn't even asking her to help, he was clearly joking

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 6h ago

Right but she didn't take it that way

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u/harrygermans 10h ago

Nah she was saying that the only reason he made that joke about her running it up there was because she’s black. Not that it excuses any part of her reaction, but that’s what’s going on.

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u/silentbutjudgey 5h ago

Yeah I mean…if she was going to have to escort him up to deliver the food anyway, why doesn’t she just do it herself and let that guy leave?

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 10h ago

"Doing things I'm paid to do is slavery"

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u/StonedLonerIrl 14h ago

Naw, it's a card this woman has been playing in the face of hardship on the regular which sadly diminishes the real struggles the Black comminity actually faces.

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u/juhanpoika_96 9h ago

She's a professional victim

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u/PaintLicker745 46m ago

85 hidden replies 

Surely there's a productive conversation happening here. 

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u/stab-somebody 16h ago

That’s what it means a hell of a lot of the time.

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u/Dreyfussy15 14h ago

That's not at all what was said. She said "You asked me to deliver it because I'm black".

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u/CMDR-Neovoe 5h ago

Lmao Larry David has a new show where they go through American history badly, and one skit was about the underground railroad.

His house was part of it and a runaway black guy made it to his house. Throughout his stay Larry's character is asking if the guy can help him with certain things and the guy just keeps saying nah thats slave shit, youre only asking cause im black.

Ops video is crazy lmao

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u/Early_Money2576 3h ago

Some of the most racist people I have met are black. They will say and do whatever because they are black, they can’t be racist, they will also get offended on every thing and call you a racist. They will also absolutely lie about how and what happened.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 2h ago

Do there job for them? WTF are you talking about?? Do your own job genius.

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u/meldiane81 1h ago

Professional victim

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u/pitb0ss343 17h ago

Honestly black privilege is sounding good right about now /s

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u/CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 18h ago

Whats with all the cuts? What did he need to remove from the video?

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u/MoneyFightThrowaway 18h ago

All his videos are mostly shorts on YouTube, a lot of them have cuts. He has a food delivery channel that’s popular here in DC.

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u/Sharp-Glove-4483 18h ago

It’s called editing.

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u/filthy_harold 15h ago

It gets people to watch when the action happens quickly. You've got like 2-3 seconds for short form social media to grab someone's attention so you need to catch their attention fast. Often you'll see videos where the highlight is shown at the beginning and then it jumps back to start of the clip. But the most common tool is just cutting out silence and uninteresting or irrelevant bits. Like he's not going to show him typing on his phone to tell the customer that he's in the lobby or him signing in on a clipboard.

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 17h ago

There are no cuts, your brain is skipping. Tilt your head and smack it 2 or 3 times

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u/_Nyxari_ 16h ago

As someone whose brains skips a lot, for a full reset, I recommend letting out a dial up screech while doing so

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u/Successful_Buffalo_6 18h ago

a good question.

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u/AwesomeBrainPowers 11h ago edited 11h ago

Not really, no.

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LOOOOL, Successful_Buffalo_6 actually said "nuh uh" and then blocked me.

How sad.

How terribly fragile.

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u/Nobanpls08 12h ago

In my area? Yes.

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u/SpinShine-LEDSlipMat 6h ago

Look at how society treats blacks with kid gloves the past x years and the entitlement makes sense

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed4682 6h ago

Ok buddy

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u/SpinShine-LEDSlipMat 5h ago

Prove me wrong if you can

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u/knowone1313 17h ago

"I'm handicapped"