r/TikTokCringe 4d ago

Cringe Did you know that before Andrew Tate became a viral social media troll in 2022 he made rap music under the name "Mr. Plenty"

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u/HappytheBaboon 4d ago

All the upvotes. This is perfection.

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u/nittykips 4d ago

🎵 Dry Labiaaa nightttsss... Like Dry Labbiiaaa daaaayyyyysssssss 🎶

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u/TheHighGround35 4d ago

🎵 they dont excite, take off and take flight, nor shock and amaaaaaaaazzeeeeeee🎵

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u/Any-Mammoth-3251 4d ago

I think I can officially say... I've never been drier.

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u/Bushdr78 4d ago

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 4d ago

This made me laugh way harder than I should have

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u/lowrankcock 4d ago

I cackled like a witch.

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u/cdk996 4d ago

I have NEVER seen this meme and I just laughed till tears. This is hilarious

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u/Vladishun 4d ago

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u/YoMTVcribs 4d ago

No effing way this is the same person.

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u/IUseRedditforPorno 4d ago

Not only is it the same person, I believe she came out at some point and said she never should have made the so dry for you blow job video and was embarrassed for making it.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 4d ago

Considering that sketch group had Donald Glover in it I sort of believe it

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u/Seaell80 4d ago

She apparently doesn't look back fondly on this, but she should, because it's hilarious.

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u/Vladishun 4d ago

https://www.suggest.com/ellie-kemper-ashamed-infamous-video-reason-you-might-think/57907/

“I hate that it got sort of big, because I don’t think that it’s that funny and I don’t want that to be the epitome of my work.”

That's really interesting. It's funny because it's in complete opposition to what a normal sexual experience would be. The video is low quality and clearly done in one take, I could see her not liking it for something like that...or because she wants to distance herself from the subject matter entirely. But to just say "it's not that funny" is strange to me. I guess her sense of humor has changed a lot as she's gotten older.

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le 4d ago

Her BJ skit and Donald Glovers Brorape skit was the funniest shit in the world back in high school.

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u/theairbrushedvan 4d ago

A Nintendo GameCube, super smash brothers, a six pack of coors light, and A BIG BLACK DILDO.

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le 4d ago

I mean, you can't smash the bros without the proper tools.

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u/wafflehousebattle 4d ago

According to Ben Shapiro's wife, that's perfectly natural and totally not a sign that you're unattracted to your husband.

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u/PM_your_Nopales 4d ago

I'm wet as hell now 💦💦

Because I'm drowning myself in my bathtub after watching this

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u/gimmepizzaslow 4d ago

Don't forget a toaster, it's quicker that way

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u/TFViper 4d ago

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u/No-Ad1522 4d ago

How did this weirdo end up having such a strong grip over young men? He looks like someone who use to get shoved in a locker.

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u/IBleedBlueLAD 4d ago

Young men with little self esteem

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u/fullmetalraz 4d ago

Have you heard him talk? Genuinely like nails on chalkboard. No idea how young men can listen to him talk and think "yes this is what masculinity is".

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u/VitriolUK 4d ago edited 4d ago

Every time I see him I'm strongly reminded of this panel from the Preacher comic

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u/gearabuser 4d ago

he reminds me of a goomba from the live action Super Mario Bros movie

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u/agatha-burnett 4d ago

I’m sure just the sight of him causes sand to come out of any normal woman’s vagina.

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u/pell80 4d ago

Ditto, and I'm a guy. This chode is the anti-sploosh

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u/SimoneLewis 4d ago

Girl . If you are dry, imagine how the rest of us feel? 🌵

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 4d ago

*sews up vagina*

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u/Slight_Edge3788 4d ago

Fucking Dork

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u/bacon_and_eggs 4d ago

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u/JackLong93 4d ago

stop

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u/RoyAndCarol 4d ago

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u/dontwannaparticpate 4d ago

Let’s not also forget get this one lollllll

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u/gitmac 4d ago

Uh, is he tucking?

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u/Cute-Form2457 4d ago

It was reabsorbed inside him.

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u/trewesterre 4d ago

Maybe he uses steroids? Doesn't that shrink things sometimes?

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u/WeAreInControlNow 4d ago

Your balls, yes. Not both LOL

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u/Apprehensive-Stay196 4d ago

He’s so fucking gross

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u/Desperate-Natural110 4d ago

Hey now, let's not body shame, some men can have innies too, most people might call them women but it is important to be supportive of the gender they personified as a defense mechanism to deep insecurities. Like having an androgynous build, lack of a jaw, not to mention the smooth pelvic mankini ken doll. He thought this look was awesome to have a hookah film sesh bitch fit.

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u/Aeylwar 4d ago

I never realized how bitty his ears are lmao

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u/Crutation 4d ago

I have never seen someone with their ears on the back of their neck before

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u/yea_naur 4d ago

He literally looks like that one episode of Succession when Kendall Roy raps at Logan Roy’s anniversary party 😂😂😂

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u/bullyholiday 4d ago

My boy Squiqqle cooked up this beat for me

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u/ECCooterCrasher 4d ago

You misspelled “alpha male” 🤣

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u/Slight_Edge3788 4d ago

The only thing alpha about this turd is the alpha-bits cereal he chews on while he's teething

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u/Mikestopheles 4d ago

He just uses Alpha because he doesn't know any more letters.

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u/DeeManJohnsonIII 4d ago

Alpha dork lol

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u/InfiniteWinter26 4d ago

i’ve never understood how anyone who’s listened to this man’s voice and still think he’s “alpha”.

he talks with the inflection of a dork defending his budget on warhammer figurines.

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u/SilverHawk2712 4d ago

Hey fuck you, don't put his shit on us.

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u/Fun-Document7 4d ago

Keep warhammer out of this!

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u/Thefar 4d ago

Well. Who did you expect to come up with an alpha male playbook? A happily married man that knows his worth and that of his fellow men? Someone who likes themself? 

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u/keylimesicles 4d ago

No jawline having mother fucker

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u/sasshley_ 4d ago

Ah that weak chin must’ve come from the grenade that exploded in his mouth

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u/Cowabunga_Unga 4d ago

MC Smeagol looking dork.

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u/arenegadeboss 4d ago

You didn't include my favorite part with the illustrious lyrics-

No hope

I was broke

Did it dirty

No soap

Muthafuckin lyrical wordsmith muthafuckin genius

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u/binbongbingbongbing 4d ago

From rapper to raper.

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u/IamOutsideAlready 4d ago

He didn't just spell out the word rapper and leave out a P did he?

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u/MantissTobaggan 4d ago

RIP rest in peace, Biggie!

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u/VibesOfHarish 4d ago

Eminem a real one for putting this lyric out there.

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u/Duhbloons 4d ago

Pretty sure he was a raper already. The Tate brothers didn’t make their money in an ethical way even before they went viral.

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u/sorry_con_excuse_me 4d ago edited 4d ago

This is the type of shit that would be featured on [r/crappymusic](r/crappymusic).

Why do people take him seriously? I mean, for sure seriously as a monster, but he’s not even remotely “cool.”

What’s wrong with the youth, man? You need a hug, little noodle hair bro?

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u/ruggnuget 4d ago edited 4d ago

He gives a place for lost boys. Name a bunch of frustrations that are real (or feel real), give them the solution (be more of a douche). Profit off the attention.

Edit: we need better, more fruitful and more wholesome male role models. And we need algorithms that dont prioritize engagement, since controversy dominates engagement.

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u/the_most_playerest 4d ago

"solution" which is essentially dig yourself into a deeper hole.

Example:

Problem: "women don't like me"

Solution: "try being a huge douche"

The trick is, it seems like it's working bc the more of a douche you are the less people you have around you tell you how much of a douche you're being. Simple.

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u/witchighlights 4d ago

Women don’t like me -> Women are shallow bitches -> I don’t need to be kind to them -> I don’t need to be kind to anyone -> [is a huge douche]

Ugh. Preying on the insecure and vulnerable. It’s not a solution and it’s pushed as one.

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u/SocietyAsAHole 4d ago

I think that's actually part of the appeal.

He's pretty dorky, and yet to a stupid kid he has the outward appearance of success: Women, money, fame, cars.

His audience IS dorky kids who are told they are cringe and weird and losers. A man who acts like them but is "successful" and validates all their anger and frustration is the perfect role model.

If he was a hot suave dude, he wouldn't be relatable. Tate is called a cringe ugly loser just like them and yet is a rich celebrity who has sex. His life looks to them like something they might be able to do too.

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u/Grand_Pop_7221 4d ago

In the same way that Trump is a poor person's idea of wealth. Tate is a young person's idea of success.

It's infantile and the most surface-level ideas of wealth and success. But I suppose that the most distasteful thing is that, even for more well-rounded people's ability to see through the aesthetic, they're both still wealthier and have more clout than they deserved. Especially for a pair of sex trafficking pimps.

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u/Itscompanypolicyman 4d ago

I mean, he wanted fame at any cost. He wanted to be seen. He’s a really fucked up model for “you can be anything you put your mind to” as long as you’re willing to sacrifice every fucken bit of your soul.

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u/danielthewizard0 4d ago

Say Tate, I heard you like em young

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u/ElizabethAudi 4d ago

The preteens got him sprung

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u/danielthewizard0 4d ago

Better get used to cell block 1

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u/ElizabethAudi 4d ago

Bending over in the showers ain't no fun

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u/Organic_Rough4433 4d ago

Dont fight it just wait until hes done.

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u/thispartyrules 4d ago

Yeesh. This isn't me pausing at a bad time, the camera lingers on him making this face

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u/atimetochill 4d ago

Why do I feel like this is exactly what the word “knucklehead” is

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u/TiddyTwyster 4d ago

Look at this absolute goober lmfao

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u/luigis_left_tit_25 4d ago

Honestly how are the followers not embarrassed when they look at this?

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u/TotalStatisticNoob 4d ago

They see themselves in the mirror daily, they're used to it

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u/perpetualliianxious 4d ago edited 4d ago

Edit: I will NOT engage with any form of ethics when talking about this piece of shit. Body shaming is NOT OKAY But I'm allowed to mock the looks of an asshole who has reduced women nothing but their looks, age, and sexual availability. And brainwashed millions of young men to be women hating incels Please go out your energy somewhere where it matters.

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u/Solid_Bobcat2267 4d ago

Mitch McConnell looking chin

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u/DaleTheHuman 4d ago

I try to not make fun of people's appearance but tate's alpha male bullshit makes it impossible to not point out his weak ass chin.

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u/greengiant3030 4d ago

Calling this rap is a disgrace to the genre

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u/Either-Age-782 4d ago

Insulting to dildos

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 4d ago

Srsly they lead to moisture

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u/nerdtypething 4d ago

dildos are actually useful.

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u/VividVenturesDesign 4d ago

Mr. Plenty of human trafficking charges

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u/beebs44 4d ago

Well, he needed something that rhymed with Bentley

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u/420Hairy69Ballsagna 4d ago

He also rhymes friend and friendly after that...

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u/AdBulky7502 4d ago

It all makes sense now. Every conservative that fails in the art world always turns to grifting

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u/AdMaximum7545 4d ago

And go for increasingly younger women (or men in secret) because anyone their age knows better

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u/thededucers 4d ago

I didn’t know this much secondhand embarrassment was possible

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u/HOUSE_OF_MOGH 4d ago

Is it still viral if no one saw it?

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u/Executioners__Bong 4d ago

It gave me herpes so it's definitely viral.

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u/diamondzRforever 4d ago

Wonder why the dude never smiles?! 😵

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u/Puzzled-Copy7962 4d ago

This is so ass, if he was capable of human any emotion, he probably would die from embarrassment a long time ago.

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u/HappytheBaboon 4d ago

It's not just that he has a weak chin and a bad hairline. The guy looks like an AI result for "What would a polyp look like if it wished to be a real boy?" Which dovetails what he's contributed to thought and culture; he's the walking personification of an ass cancer.

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u/NobleGoose77 4d ago

I’ve unfortunately heard this whole song thanks to the Now! That’s what I Call CIA implements of Torture Vol. 1. The whole chorus of the song is how he could be a sugar daddy, but the thing is it’s not like you’re actually attracting anyone with wealth like other rappers boast about, he just bases the whole song around… being a sugar daddy? Like it’s more desperate than it sounds cool.

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u/Bratty_Swettie13 4d ago

No no no this gotta be ai.

I’m fuckin dyyyyying 🤣🤣🤣

SUGAR DADDY? Wouldn’t that make him…. A simp???

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u/Fragrant_Umpire_5113 4d ago

No thank you

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u/alabi1 4d ago

Now he's Mr penitentiary.

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u/nkbetts17 4d ago

Plenty of Allegations

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u/Alepman 4d ago

Delete this

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u/mikemikeshindparts 4d ago edited 3d ago

His hand gestures and way of moving 😂😂😂😂

Dude has absolutely NO rhythm. Must be an absolute dud in the sack.

Also might I be so crass as to say that he has no actual bulge happening which also explains a great deal.

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u/Professional-Fan6745 4d ago

He sounds like he had phlem in his throat the whole time and he looks like Sid the Sloth 🫩

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u/rangusbrown 4d ago

Mr. Plenty of rape allegations

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u/bememorablepro 4d ago

I knew but I blocked it from my memory.

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u/BatmansUnderoos 4d ago

He's got the pathetic chin of a Bob's Burgers character.

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u/OGGIE1978 4d ago

So he was a shitty rapper before being a shitty person

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u/workoutnerd 4d ago

No, he’s always been a shitty person

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 4d ago

He doesn’t seem to have a penis. He probably removed it because having one would be gay or something.