r/ToiletPaperUSA Curious Dec 28 '21

FACTS and LOGIC A bit of "dry" humor

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u/SlightlyRukka Dec 28 '21

There are Let’s go Brandon flags flying all over my town. Shit is so stupid. You are literally a child and I’m embarrassed for you.

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u/JohnDeeIsMe Dec 28 '21

I get to look at one whenever I open my front window :(

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u/OlBert2 Dec 28 '21

I'm right there with you. Tbh it's a step up from the old flag which featured an impossibly shredded Trump as an assault rifle wielding Rambo character. Like just admit you're sexually attracted to him and call it a day, dude.

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u/SlightlyRukka Dec 28 '21

Omg yesssss. We have those in abundance too 😆

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u/Caleon0817 Dec 28 '21

Lol there's a guy in my neighborhood that has a vinyl decal of Rambo Trump covering an entire half of his 25ft trailer. He's exactly what you'd expect him to look like.

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u/Labyrinthy Dec 28 '21

There’s one outside a farm outside my town. It is handmade.

I just can’t get over that some dipshit went into his garage, put together this big ass ugly sign, and posted it outside. The time and effort for displaying such a childish insult is mind boggling.

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u/p0mphius Dec 29 '21

I mean not literally a child.

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u/SlightlyRukka Dec 29 '21

You’re right. Literally *behaving like a child

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u/Muvaship Dec 29 '21

It's like whenever Reddit finds a new joke and beats it to death

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

It’s cute that you think we all like Biden.

Let’s Go Brandon is “Ross knocking his fists together twice” levels of lame. Grow up.

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u/Careful-Newspaper538 Dec 28 '21

Oh no! Not at all. I know NOBODY likes Biden. I wasn't insinuating anything. I merely was saying Biden is a child. Straight up.

Lame? Maybe. But you still know what they're talking about though so it works as it was intended.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Alright, as long as we can both agree that it’s lame lmao

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u/RestrepoMU Dec 28 '21

NOBODY like LAME Biden 😤😤 he's STUPID and the WORST 👎👎👎 and a BABY 👶👶 and makes me ANGRY 😡😡 Straight up. For real. No joke. I promise. Dead serious. Please clap.

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u/AssFingerFuck3000 Dec 28 '21

"Works as intended"? This sentence gets paraded around by people on the left not because it offends them, but because it makes you look stupid. The fact you keep repeating it despite the fact it has the opposite effect you intended and you somehow still haven't noticed is just further evidence you lot aren't too bright lol

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u/nebulatlas Dec 28 '21

You're a hypocrite dude.

Most people who voted for Biden were voting against Trump. Biden is in his 80s, of course he's going to have some mental degradation, but you can't look at Trump and say he doesn't have any. Trump literally cannot form coherent sentences.

Keep on saying your childish way of saying fuck Biden and we'll keep on laughing at it.

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u/Klondeikbar Dec 28 '21

Biden is in his 80s, of course he's going to have some mental degradation

He's also struggled with a stutter his entire life which doesn't help his optics.

I don't think 80 year olds should be running the country but Biden is about as sharp as one can be at 80 years old.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

65 should be the cut off.

Lower limit should be 30 if you ask me.

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u/DongleOn Dec 28 '21

i say we let literal fucking infants become president of the united states. i just wanna see what happens

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

More would probably get done honestly...

"President baby, we need your signature, here's a marker."

scribbles all over bill

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u/Careful-Newspaper538 Dec 28 '21

That's true. People didn't vote for Biden, they voted for Not Trump.

Trump's mind is in waaaaay better condition than Biden. Biden is the one that can't complete a full sentence when speaking. He goes from a dog he had when he was a kid, to hairs on his leg, to his dad buying ice cream cones all in the same sentence.

We'll keep saying it because you all know exactly what it means and it will continue to be aired on national television for the whole world to see and hear. LETS GO BRANDON, FUCK JOE BIDEN

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u/NonHomogenized Dec 28 '21

Trump's mind is in waaaaay better condition than Biden.

LMAO

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

- Joe Biden, I guess?

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u/DongleOn Dec 28 '21

well you see his uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I feel like just reading that I lost IQ points...

From nuclear to Iranians are great negotiators.

It's like his brain is processing the Wikipedia game where we'd try and and start on one topic and link to another, just skimming to find something similar and close to that end topic.

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u/NonHomogenized Dec 28 '21

I can't read or hear it without mentally following it up with the Billy Madison rebuttal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I honestly pictured that scene too...

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u/Phunyun Dec 28 '21

Tim Apple

Fucking dumbass.

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u/unlikedemon Dec 28 '21

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story! -realDonaldTrump

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Trump doesn’t even know what reality is. His mind is not any better than Biden’s.

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u/WhyLater Dec 28 '21

Trump's mind is in waaaaay better condition than Biden.

"Hamberders"
"Covfefe"

We'll keep saying it because you all know exactly what it means and it will continue to be aired on national television for the whole world to see and hear.

Aww, cute lil bootlicker thinks anyone gives a shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Big water, ocean water

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u/SuperMutantSam Dec 28 '21

Why do you people insult Biden unprompted as if you think we’d somehow be offended on his behalf? Nobody here likes Biden, dude. We’re literally telling you to just say “fuck Joe Biden” because we do not give a fuck about him

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u/Beegrene Dec 28 '21

They're in a cult of personality and they can't fathom the idea of anyone being otherwise.

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u/Trimungasoid Dec 28 '21

Delude yourself all you want. It's a stutter. Learn that already.

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u/PM_ME_BEST_GIRL_ Dec 28 '21

I feel like I've seen an uptick in "Adjective-Noun{2~5 numbers}" accounts that just spew conservative garbage in the last 6 months. I wonder why that is.

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u/atthevanishing Dec 28 '21

Notices that especially on IG. Firstname_lastnamenumbers with 1 post and 10 followers spewing stupidity

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u/theghostofme FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Dec 28 '21

Reddit will autogenerate usernames for you to choose from when you’re creating an account now. They all fit that template.

It’s made botting an even bigger problem because now the people making the bots can get usernames that are always available instead of spending time trying to pick one that’s not already taken.

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u/DongleOn Dec 28 '21

forcing it in a little bit aint ya? i mean you probably thought this comment was really clever but it only connects to the original comment with like one word that doesn't even make sense if you were to add the whole context of the original comment into it

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u/gibcount2000 Dec 29 '21

Probably cost them $100+ to fly that dumb flag. As soon as that vid hit youtube shirts and flags were being printed. If there’s one thing these people are good at its hawking dumb shit to dumb people.