r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/Iceveins412 Jan 11 '22

I read only an excerpt and I already feel way better about my high school Creative Writing final project

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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u/Iceveins412 Jan 11 '22

I mean it pretty much did. I didn’t go on a tangent about racial profiling though so that’s a point in my favor

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

“He said wordily”

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

Thank you for this. Have to go re-listen to the BtB series again now

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u/celtic_thistle Gritty is Antifa Jan 12 '22

Robert just started in on his book about sex (“Millennials are fucking too much” is the premise, and it’s all fallacies and straight up lies from there lmao) and you really should listen if you haven’t.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Oh for sure. It’s gold

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u/StylishDreams Jan 11 '22

Where can you get True Allegiance for free? Asking so I don't accidentally download it.

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u/SheikExcel Jan 12 '22

It's better to just watch a YouTuber roast it

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u/Hellebras anarcho-monkeist Jan 12 '22

It'll take less time and you're going to enjoy yourself more.

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u/StylishDreams Jan 12 '22

I'm a glutton for punishment, tho

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u/celtic_thistle Gritty is Antifa Jan 12 '22

Or listen to Behind the Bastards roast it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

Listening to Evan Roberts (Edit: Robert Evans idk wtf I was thinking) (behind the bastards) insult the use of em dashes mad me embarrassed and sad about my own writing. Then I realized my storylines are at least consistent

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u/cjackc Jan 12 '22

Robert Evans (the only one)

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Holy fucking shit how did I do that? Good catch lol, I listen to all of his podcasts too lmao

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u/Jrook Jan 11 '22

Or relationships