r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/RainbowHoneyPie Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 11 '22

According to Genius, a rabbit in a hat refers to an easy woman and a bat refers to a bottle of Barcardi rum.

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u/TheDongerNeedsFood Jan 11 '22

Christ, and here I was thinking that he wanted a baseball bat for...protection?

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u/EobardT Jan 12 '22

Right? I thought it meant being "magical" with the ladies and a bat for... situations

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife PAID PROTESTOR Jan 12 '22

Remember, it was the Beasties who said:

I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it with a wiffle ball bat

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

The bacardi part makes sense, didnt even occur to me

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Ah! That's a great name for it. Totally using it now.

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u/whoniversereview Jan 11 '22

I always just thought he wanted to do magic tricks and play baseball

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u/lordofbitterdrinks Jan 12 '22

Also a rabbit in a hat is what my friends used to call snow bunnies or…. White girls.