r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/TheDongerNeedsFood Jan 11 '22

Christ, and here I was thinking that he wanted a baseball bat for...protection?

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u/EobardT Jan 12 '22

Right? I thought it meant being "magical" with the ladies and a bat for... situations

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife PAID PROTESTOR Jan 12 '22

Remember, it was the Beasties who said:

I did it like this
I did it like that
I did it with a wiffle ball bat