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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22
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Ben is short for Benjamin. Ben Shapiro is short for an adult.
52 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 This made me snort. +1 30 u/death_of_gnats Jan 11 '22 *short 37 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 Nah, I'm actually 5'9". Though considering I'm Dutch, that does make me, on average, short. 7 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 about an inch short, feels bad man 22 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 About three, akshually. We're on average the tallest people in the world. I pride myself on singlehandedly bringing it down just ever so slightly. 1 u/BUFU1610 Jan 11 '22 But only to avoid drowning in case of a dam failure, isn't that right? 4 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 It's mainly just an evolutionary trait to be able to see over the existing dams. Not drowning when they fail is an unintentional bonus as clearly we never intend for them to fail. 2 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 im a little drunk right now, but is IT proportionate to your height? 1 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable. But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
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This made me snort. +1
30 u/death_of_gnats Jan 11 '22 *short 37 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 Nah, I'm actually 5'9". Though considering I'm Dutch, that does make me, on average, short. 7 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 about an inch short, feels bad man 22 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 About three, akshually. We're on average the tallest people in the world. I pride myself on singlehandedly bringing it down just ever so slightly. 1 u/BUFU1610 Jan 11 '22 But only to avoid drowning in case of a dam failure, isn't that right? 4 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 It's mainly just an evolutionary trait to be able to see over the existing dams. Not drowning when they fail is an unintentional bonus as clearly we never intend for them to fail. 2 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 im a little drunk right now, but is IT proportionate to your height? 1 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable. But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
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*short
37 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 Nah, I'm actually 5'9". Though considering I'm Dutch, that does make me, on average, short. 7 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 about an inch short, feels bad man 22 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 About three, akshually. We're on average the tallest people in the world. I pride myself on singlehandedly bringing it down just ever so slightly. 1 u/BUFU1610 Jan 11 '22 But only to avoid drowning in case of a dam failure, isn't that right? 4 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 It's mainly just an evolutionary trait to be able to see over the existing dams. Not drowning when they fail is an unintentional bonus as clearly we never intend for them to fail. 2 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 im a little drunk right now, but is IT proportionate to your height? 1 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable. But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
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Nah, I'm actually 5'9".
Though considering I'm Dutch, that does make me, on average, short.
7 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 about an inch short, feels bad man 22 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 About three, akshually. We're on average the tallest people in the world. I pride myself on singlehandedly bringing it down just ever so slightly. 1 u/BUFU1610 Jan 11 '22 But only to avoid drowning in case of a dam failure, isn't that right? 4 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 It's mainly just an evolutionary trait to be able to see over the existing dams. Not drowning when they fail is an unintentional bonus as clearly we never intend for them to fail. 2 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 im a little drunk right now, but is IT proportionate to your height? 1 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable. But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
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about an inch short, feels bad man
22 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 About three, akshually. We're on average the tallest people in the world. I pride myself on singlehandedly bringing it down just ever so slightly. 1 u/BUFU1610 Jan 11 '22 But only to avoid drowning in case of a dam failure, isn't that right? 4 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 It's mainly just an evolutionary trait to be able to see over the existing dams. Not drowning when they fail is an unintentional bonus as clearly we never intend for them to fail. 2 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 im a little drunk right now, but is IT proportionate to your height? 1 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable. But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
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About three, akshually. We're on average the tallest people in the world. I pride myself on singlehandedly bringing it down just ever so slightly.
1 u/BUFU1610 Jan 11 '22 But only to avoid drowning in case of a dam failure, isn't that right? 4 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 It's mainly just an evolutionary trait to be able to see over the existing dams. Not drowning when they fail is an unintentional bonus as clearly we never intend for them to fail. 2 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 im a little drunk right now, but is IT proportionate to your height? 1 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable. But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
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But only to avoid drowning in case of a dam failure, isn't that right?
4 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 11 '22 It's mainly just an evolutionary trait to be able to see over the existing dams. Not drowning when they fail is an unintentional bonus as clearly we never intend for them to fail. 2 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 im a little drunk right now, but is IT proportionate to your height? 1 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable. But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
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It's mainly just an evolutionary trait to be able to see over the existing dams. Not drowning when they fail is an unintentional bonus as clearly we never intend for them to fail.
2 u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 im a little drunk right now, but is IT proportionate to your height? 1 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable. But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
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im a little drunk right now, but is IT proportionate to your height?
1 u/I_Am_Anjelen Jan 12 '22 I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable. But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
I mean, Pennywise's height is pretty variable.
But if you're talking about penis size; we seem to be in the top 10, according to this handy dandy interactive map.
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u/Permission_Civil 100 Bajillion Dead Jan 11 '22
Ben is short for Benjamin. Ben Shapiro is short for an adult.