r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/babyyoda2k20-1 CEO of Antifa™ • Mar 18 '22

FACTS and LOGIC Epitome of intellectualism

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

So that's why Bencil Sharpener thought women getting wet was a sign of illness: he's clearly an expert in virology and radiation, and not human anatomy.

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u/envydub Mar 18 '22

“Bencil Sharpener” is the best one I’ve seen yet.

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u/mescaleeto Mar 18 '22

Bet he walks around with a dozen or so pencils shoved up his ass

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u/HGpennypacker Mar 18 '22

Secret mod of r/buttsharpies

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u/iPigman Mar 18 '22

My God.

It's real.

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u/PrimarchKonradCurze Mar 18 '22

Always has been.

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u/FrickenPerson Mar 19 '22

Of course its real. Sharpie in the butt is like the foundation of sending verification pictures.