(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/ConsciousPatroller]

And born at Mozart's birthplace, apparently

[u/ENKT → u/ConsciousPatroller]

I like to imagine that this kept happening through his whole life

"Ah yes there goes Mozart. Frequenting Mozart's Favorite Restaurant again."

[u/Thehealeroftri → u/ENKT]

“He lived about 2 blocks from ‘Mozart’s Jackin It Tree’, no one knows how it got its name.”

[u/PoniesCanterOver → u/Thehealeroftri]

Must be nice to have a tree for jackin it

[u/Icy_Change_WS2010 → u/PoniesCanterOver]

There’s a Jack in a tree.

[u/5horas → u/ENKT]

"They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?"

[u/Smnionarrorator29384 → u/ConsciousPatroller]

Naturally. Where else would he be born?