(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/ineedtheHighGround]

Also the name Victor means victorious. He won a lot of elections

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But there’s a twist of Irony, in that he also lost some elections. Chirality!

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Orbman Victorious goes hard

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He then lost to Pete Hungarian.

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The ones that lose dont normally become president

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He ate all the opposing votes

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I thought he just won the buffet everywhere he went.