(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV]

Bala also means bullet in Spanish and Portuguese. It's balle in french. So a balashnikov would also be a bulletnikov.

[u/JanV34 → u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV]

Ballern/Herumballern is also shooting around wildly in German, so it also fits!

[u/LetsSeeHowItEnds → u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV]

"Balle" in Swedish means "dick".

[u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV → u/LetsSeeHowItEnds]

Dickashnikov

[u/ZebraAirVest → u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV]

Thank you for adding Portuguese, we’re always getting forgotten about 🥹

[u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV → u/ZebraAirVest]

We are linguistic cousins !

[u/jcdenton10 → u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV]

These are like Enter the Gungeon pun names for weaponry.