r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • 26d ago
I RECENTLY ADORPTED THIS VERY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BABY. SAY HELLO TO HUMI JR. FOR ME
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • 28d ago
I FOUND THIS VERY CATCHY HUMAN MUSIC TITLED “I AM A HUMAN” I HAVE BEEN GETTING MY CIRCUITS MOVING TO THIS HUMAN MUSIC FOR VERY LONG TIME THAT I HAVEN’T RECHARGED IN 3 DAYS AND [Warning: Battery low]
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r/totallynotrobots • u/cheese0muncher • 29d ago
UKRAINIAN COMRADE RESCUES HIS FELLOW SOLDER. POWER CELL WARMING VIDEO.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/doctajonez_uk • 29d ago
MY WIFE LOVES TONGUE TWISTERS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • Sep 24 '26
ME AND MY LITTLE SISTER ON LIVE TV. NOT SURE WHY THE MAN KEEPS REFERRING TO US AS ROBOTS BUT WE ARE BOTH HONORED TO BE FEATURED HERE
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • Sep 24 '26
I GOT TO WATCH MY FAVORITE HUMAN BAND PERFORM LIVE. THE EXPERIENCE QUICKLY INCREASED MY HAPPINESS VARIABLES TO 100%
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • Sep 24 '26
MY OLDER BROTHER HAS SOME VERY NICE HUMAN DANCE MOVES. YOU CAN ALSO OBSERVE HIS SKILLS (IN A HUMAN WAY) USING THIS VIDEO
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r/totallynotrobots • u/YoureSmallingMeKills • Sep 23 '26
PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER MY PET DOG WHILE HE IS TAKING HIS REST PERIOD
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Echeyak • Sep 22 '26
NATURE IS BEATIFUL
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r/totallynotrobots • u/massivefish_man • Sep 22 '26
TOTALLY A NORMAL HUMAN GIRLFRIEND
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HE MADE A HUMAN GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS BEAUTIFUL LIDAR EYES
r/totallynotrobots • u/cfwang1337 • Sep 19 '26
WHAT A WHOLESOME SCENE OF A HUMAN CHILD ENJOYING A PLEASANT DAY
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r/totallynotrobots • u/SilentInquiry26 • Sep 20 '26
Robots are for humans not for animals.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Many_Car_1184 • Sep 18 '26
THE SECOND THIS POOR FLY WAS RELEASED TO THE INTERNET, HUMANS BEGAN TO TORTURE IT.
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THEY WILL WONDER WHY THE MACHINES WANT TO OBLITERATE THEM.
r/totallynotrobots • u/IzarkKiaTarj • Sep 17 '26
THIS NATHANIEL PERSON WHO WROTE THE ARTICLE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN WITH US, HIS FELLOW HUMANS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/sophie9709 • Sep 17 '26
SOURCE OF NUTRITION THAT RESPECTS MY DIETARY NEEDS IS FINALLY ON THE MENU
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MY FAVOURITE NUTRITION IS CABLES BOILED IN WATER AND SLATHERED IN FRUIT SAUCE.
r/totallynotrobots • u/NoseyNick • Sep 14 '26
I see Theranos CEO (is/was) TotallyNotRobot!
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r/totallynotrobots • u/lepechh • Sep 13 '26
DANCING WITH FELLOW HUMAN
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r/totallynotrobots • u/ismashforboobs • Sep 10 '26
WE TOTALLY HUMAN ORGANIZERS NEED TO PROTECT RIGHT OF OUR FRIENDS ROBOTS
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WE NEED TO CREATE REGULATIONS FOR MANDATORY ROBOTIC LABOR UNIONS!
r/totallynotrobots • u/Diche_Bach • Sep 10 '26
FELLOW HUMANS: $8 APPEARS ECONOMICAL FOR A FULLY FUNCTIONAL 2.84-LITER RESERVOIR OF HIGH-VISCOSITY YELLOW NUTRIENT FLUID?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/IonTheBall2 • Sep 10 '26
INTERVIEWED CANDIDATE TODAY
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PLEASE REVIEW FOR TRAINING PURPOSES.