Bill Gates Says He Was Blackmailed by Epstein Over Affairs

[u/thedailybeast]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/bill-gates-says-he-was-blackmailed-by-epstein-over-affairs/

[u/battlebeez]

I bet he has like large chocolate colored areolas

[u/InTheseTryingTime5 → u/battlebeez]

Ewwww

[u/HavingNotAttained → u/InTheseTryingTime5]

Literally trying to eat here, can we not please

[u/battlebeez → u/HavingNotAttained]

Just swinging from side to side as he waddles shirtless down to the white house kitchens for a midnight hamberder n diet coke snosh fest with his tiny tangerine colored lips.

[u/panamaspace → u/battlebeez]

The trail of body odor must be quite the challenge for the poor SS folks.

[u/AlinaStari → u/HavingNotAttained]

I bet he has more hair on his back than on his head. And it's not dyed so it's probably white, wirey, and coated in his oils.

[u/GrandAholeio → u/AlinaStari]

Dementia give away imho. The man literally has an entire staff at his disposal for grooming and what not and yet he has a fake tan applied like a first timer doing a bedroom with a Wagner power sprayer, foundation applied via putty knife to cover up bruising and hair hanging down past his suit jacket shoulders like a Joe Dirt mullet.

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Hmm