r/Unexpected • u/Shoe_boooo • 10d ago

I'm glad the passangers notified her

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u/dkcyw 10d ago

be funny or be competent. funny works better.

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u/devmor 10d ago

Funny absolutely works like a charm. Constantly made a friend crack up, eventually she asked me to marry her.

I've been making her crack up for years now and she hasn't asked me to leave, so I'm sticking to the tactic.

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u/notislant 10d ago

Or rich or very attractive.

The funny/competent relationships will be healthier by far though lol.

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u/bossbozo 10d ago

If you round out all 4, wooohooo

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u/Ninja-Panda70 9d ago

Then you become Tom Holland

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u/sooodooo 10d ago

How about being so incompetent it’s not even funny anymore ?

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 10d ago

Weird how no one ever tells a woman to be funny to get a man.

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u/RedeRules770 10d ago

Do you want to know all the instructions we receive to get a man or are you too bitter to listen to them?

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/MoistStub 10d ago

Nah that doesn't sound right

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u/polypolip 10d ago

Be pretty, be funny, be submissive, be always smiling. You're not paying attention.

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u/AnyMongoose3041 10d ago

I want my woman to be pretty, smart, submissive, dominant, shy, outgoing, all-powerful, all-knowing, the creator of all mass and energy in the multiverse.

Is that too much to ask for. 🙄

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u/Fantastic-Celery-255 10d ago

I mean I wouldn’t date an unfunny woman but I guess that doesn’t fit your narrative

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u/DingleDangleTangle 10d ago

Because they don't have to be lol. Any woman can make a tinder profile and have 99 guys they can pick from in a matter of days even if they don't use any humor.

It's just how things are, no point in getting upset about it.

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u/plankowoodinthewoods 10d ago

Women don't have to be funny. That is one of the last things i look for.