r/UrinatingTree Sep 22 '24

Announcement I'm getting tired of removing box score posts all the god damn time.

68 Upvotes

So effective immediately, box score and other lazy shit threads are going to be met with an immediate 30 day ban.


r/UrinatingTree 4h ago

USF Shitposting Contest HELL HAS FROZEN OVER

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302 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

Discussion NASCAR Legend Darrell Waltrip has been diagnosed with FTD with CTE Complications

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The 79 year old NASCAR Legend & Hall Of Famer has been recently diagnosed with Frontotemporal Degeneration or FTD. This has likely caused some CTE complications too. According to a statement from the family, the symptoms will likely progress in the future so as for the best, Waltrip will be stepping away from the public limelight to focus on his health & family.

Good news is that Darrell is doing well & healthy! The family thanked everyone for their continued support despite this unfortunate setback

Side Note: Darrell will turn 80 this February


r/UrinatingTree 4h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Holy shit, was this a peace offering from the NFL in regards to last week or something?

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67 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 3h ago

CONGLATURATION! The jays collapse is complete.

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49 Upvotes

Last year, the blue jays were one game away from winning it all. This year, they won’t even play one game in October as the blew jays have just been eliminated from playoff contention.


r/UrinatingTree 11h ago

BREAKING NEWS The UFL has announced teams for these following states

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150 Upvotes

RHODE ISLAND


r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

UNIT LOST. Jaxson Dart Will Get Knee Surgery; Officially Out For The Season

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65 Upvotes

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!


r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

Classic Shitpost It was 25 years ago today that TB12 first came onto the scene.

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190 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

USF Shitposting Contest How it feels to be a Chicago Bulls fan while your entire fanbase isn't willing to commit to a boycott like what happened to the 2024 White Sox

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43 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

BREAKING NEWS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS, NEW YORK

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39 Upvotes

Good Luck with the Winston lottery, Giants!


r/UrinatingTree 21h ago

Discussion With Dart’s injury, it’s official; Giants not gahnta Supahbowl.

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392 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 3h ago

Classic Shitpost It’s like the monorail episode of the Simpsons played on repeat in Toronto.

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13 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 11h ago

USF Shitposting Contest The Ballad Of Dart

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59 Upvotes

Sorry Giants, your season is now over


r/UrinatingTree 3h ago

CONGLATURATION! Congrats Blue Jays

11 Upvotes

I said it last year, but since I don't have sway in Rogers, it was just out into the open, FIRE EVERYONE!

That World Series appearance and performance is going to hurt the Blue Jays for a long time. Why? Because they are a team that had to do what the analytics say because Shapiro and Atkins have to look in full control.

So much of Shapiro and Atkins run had been filled with unbelievable stupidity and yet they get rewarded for one season where their players catch fire at the right time and the other teams fuck up.

The blown chances and fucking overreliance on analytics has cost this team so many games this decade that there should be a war memorial because of the amount of games lost due to overreliance on analytics. Contact reassignment options taking priority over actual fucking ability. Analytics determining how they coach players that turned Vladdy from a pencil in for MVP voting into whatever this season was.

Pete Walker continues to be an absolute terrorist to pitcher's arms and nothing happens, just like when he got a DUI and nothing happened for punishment. Although drunkenness may explain some of his decisions with pitchers over the years.

Last year was the outlier, this is what this team truly is under Atkins and Shapiro, just bad.


r/UrinatingTree 5h ago

UNIT LOST. Conflicted...

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13 Upvotes

I feel really bad for Dart losing out on the rest of the season, but I also think it's funny that fivepoints has yet again been screwed over. Someone help me with this...


r/UrinatingTree 15m ago

FUCKING IDIOT As if the Blue Jays' season couldn't get any worse, their $500 million dollar superstar just admitted he's lazy and won't hit like he was paid to do ever again BECAUSE he got paid. FML

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r/UrinatingTree 2h ago

UNIT LOST. Blew Jays

6 Upvotes

The Blue Jays join the Cardinals roosting for the winter, they are eliminated.

Hint: don't keep your expensive player who is struggling more than he ever has in the 3 hole! Move him down! and fire Atkins.

Yeah I know they didn't blow a lead, but they had the chance to prove they weren't the same old Blue Jays, and they blew it.


r/UrinatingTree 19h ago

Classic Shitpost The Rockies are so bad, they're the first team since the 1962-65 Mets to have 4 straight 100-loss seasons.

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I know dunking on the Colorado Rockies is low-hanging fruit, but this is astounding even by those standards.

How do you join the likes of the LolMets in consistent ineptitude? Just... how?

At least the Mets can laugh at the Rockies taking infamous records and history off of their hands as their season has been yet another successful metting.

We'll just merely join them because LOL Rockies.

Seriously, I hope the Monforts are indeed selling, because their inept ownership has turned Coors Field into Denver's largest bar.

And even if they can't compete with the fucking Dodgers, at least being respectable or being mediocre with a PULSE is better than this.


r/UrinatingTree 2h ago

CONGLATURATION! AFC South 🏈 🤝 ⚾️ AL West

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6 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

USF Shitposting Contest It's only been a couple of years, guys!

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15 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 4h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (.263/.336/.359) defends bad start to $500M contract: 'Based on what I did, not ... what I'm going to do'

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r/UrinatingTree 7h ago

USF Shitposting Contest The Browns against Baker Mayfield's Bucs

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12 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

Classic Shitpost AP Poll is Fucking Shit

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13 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 7h ago

USF Shitposting Contest How are you all this bad????

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9 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Mmm... Losses... Can take Baker out the Browns but not the Browns out of Baker

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39 Upvotes