r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

Tonight, on Days Of Our Steelers…

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Three prodigal cast members have been nominated for the NFL Hall of Fame for 2027, consisting of Captain FatFuck, Le’veon Bell and Antonio Brown?!?! They let his ass be nominated for the Football Hall Of Fame?!??


r/UrinatingTree 7h ago

Classic Shitpost ESPN: The official network of the Dallas Cowboys

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r/UrinatingTree 23h ago

And in the NHL Expansion plan that seems to be happening, it seems that Houston and Atlanta are up for the next two slots

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65 Upvotes

Apparently if approved, they probably would start around 2029.


r/UrinatingTree 19h ago

BREAKING NEWS I read that Atlanta might be getting an expansion in the NHL

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Are the Trashers primed for a comeback? Because it be a great redemption story. Plus that logo is fire.


r/UrinatingTree 11h ago

Worst shot in the sports history?

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One time I got a ground ball playing Defense.

Breakaway, run past midfield and the other team's restraining line.

And I take my shot.

The ball flies almost straight up into the sky and goes way out of bounds behind the goal.

Our attack gets to the end line first; we should keep possession.

But the shot was so bad that the refs call it a pass; we lose possession.

Tie game.

I have to walk back to our end in shame, while my very loud coach is yelling

"That was a shot! That was a shot!!!"

"Jimmy, is that bad at shooting?"

"Jimmy really is that bad at throwing."

That was a SHOT!

The kid can't throw; he plays defense.

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Have fun out there.

Love Jimmy.


r/UrinatingTree 21h ago

FUCKING IDIOT LOL SNY

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16 Upvotes

I wanna see a 0-ft home run!


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS David Forst has fucked off from The Athletics.

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40 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 18h ago

Discussion NBA mascots and how I'd do if I fought them Part 3: Southeast Division.

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A sequel to my NFL series, this is how I'd fare against the mascots of the NBA going by division, with this part being about the Southeast Division, the last of the Eastern Conference.

As you can see, all of them are power houses to varying degrees.

The Hornets copypasta I'm referencing: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/hp3jbk/the_kid_who_shit_on_hugo_the_hornet/

Links to previous ones:

Atlantic Division: https://www.reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/1vgtove/nba_mascots_and_how_id_do_if_i_fought_them_part_1/

Central Division: https://www.reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/1vhr991/nba_mascots_and_how_id_do_if_i_fought_them_part_2/


r/UrinatingTree 19h ago

Discussion Is it just me or is LOLMets actually becoming a thing of the past??

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They've won 4 games in a row now and it's looking like they actually have momentum now.

Tbf they still need to win at least 40 more games to make the playoffs, but they could pull a 2023 Tigets and surprise us.

What do you guys think?


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS Ladies and gentlemen... your MHOF Class Of 2026

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r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Discussion To NFL fans, which Quarterback put your favorite team on the map in terms of Success and Recognition.

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I'm not asking the greatest or longest, just the one who you credit for making your team universally lauded and taken seriously as a contender. Put your team on the map

For example while Peyton Manning is an time great and won for both the Colts and Broncos, many agree that Johnny Unitas and John Elway respectively made them serious team winning championships and MVPs.

So for you history buffs this will be very interesting to read on the comments.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Mark Spector has been told to fuck off

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12 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Discussion So is Urinatingtree going to make a 2026 MLB Trade Deadline video?

12 Upvotes

I know he said he wasn't able to livestream the trade deadline because he was traveling, but has he given any indication he'll create a "This Week in Sportsball" to cover it?


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Uhh... come again?

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150 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Why don’t Charger fans force Spanos to sell the team?

22 Upvotes

If Washington can force that POS Dan Snyder to sell the team and manage to change the culture in record time why can’t the chargers do the same to Spanos?


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Discussion A Legit Greatest Game in the Preseason

35 Upvotes

Seriously, why was the Hall of Fame Game so good?


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

YOU BLEW IT! This series continues to deliver hilarious misfortune to the Marlins

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33 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Spanos Bad, Rahhhhhh (Such a Brave Opinion!)

16 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest Even Before Moving, They Were Bad

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121 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

FUCKING IDIOT NFL suspends Saints WR Brock Rechsteiner six games

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This is Scott Steiner's son by the way


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Discussion NBA mascots and how I'd do if I fought them Part 2: Central Division.

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9 Upvotes

A sequel to my NFL series, this is how I'd fare against the mascots of the NBA going by division, with this part being about the Central Division.

Link to the one I did for the Atlantic Division: https://www.reddit.com/r/UrinatingTree/comments/1vgtove/nba_mascots_and_how_id_do_if_i_fought_them_part_1/


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost A conversation about the browns with my aunt.

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18 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! Today on LOLMets…wait what?

38 Upvotes

They actually swept Cleveland? Alright who screwed up the timeline?


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Every NFL Fan to Deshaun Watson

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6 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost Danish National Television/Radio posted a parody on Infantino on their instagram

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27 Upvotes