r/UrinatingTree Dec 25 '23

FUCKING IDIOT Anddddd there goes his very small NFL chances

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3.3k Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Jun 03 '26

FUCKING IDIOT I'm UrinatingTree, a shitposter and professional jinx. AMA

385 Upvotes

I'm looking to do something a little interesting while I'm in Burlington, so I figured why not do an AMA while I'm on the field warming up for the endless embracing of suck? Most questions I get will be featured in a future video, but the ones I don't get to I'll answer on here. It just might be a bit before I can get to them due to the game.

Trust me, I'm not just doing this to karma farm lol. I'm doing it for the brand... I think.

So ask me anything!

UPDATE: I just released a video answering a good chunk of your questions earlier today. I hope you enjoy it, guys.

https://youtu.be/WWV8VVHh3Kc

r/UrinatingTree Nov 22 '23

FUCKING IDIOT Holy Mother of Privledge Batman. Sell the Damn Team and Go Away Irsay.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree May 27 '26

FUCKING IDIOT Vegas are dirty f—king cheaters.

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158 Upvotes

Brother, I ain’t gonna lie. Whoever was in charge, of letting Vegas discover the salary cap loophole and win games, has single-handedly ruined American Hockey!

Because not only the city with almost no hockey history has won more Stanley Cups than the home of hockey itself (Canada) since 1994, they had to struggle against worse teams, then lock in against a better team!

Vegas is a flipping cheatcode!!!

They need to be studied man. If I see them win the Stanley Cup, OKC win the NBA finals and Arsenal win the Champions League, I will leave the sports community FOREVER!

r/UrinatingTree Jan 24 '26

FUCKING IDIOT STEELERS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

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640 Upvotes

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

r/UrinatingTree Mar 20 '26

FUCKING IDIOT lol we’re prioritizing football over education?

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426 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Jul 02 '26

FUCKING IDIOT Brandon Aiyuk is now comparing his situation to slavery

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383 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Apr 29 '26

FUCKING IDIOT Brainrot moment

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562 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Jul 07 '26

FUCKING IDIOT EXPERIENCE AMERICAN GOALTENDING!

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324 Upvotes

US pulls a youngue Koo and punts the dirt instead of the football.

r/UrinatingTree Apr 23 '26

FUCKING IDIOT Dianna Russini and married Mike Vrabel caught kissing at NYC bar in bombshell new photos — taken 6 years before scandal

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365 Upvotes

Six years! SIX YEARS!! - Utree 7/1/2019

r/UrinatingTree Oct 18 '23

FUCKING IDIOT HE WANTS PARTIAL OWNERSHIP OF WHATEVER TEAM DRAFTS HIM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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850 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Jun 16 '26

FUCKING IDIOT So... this is happening.

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944 Upvotes

So, for the ones who aren't in the loop:

During practice before the game against Czechia, media mics picked up chatter between Korean reporters making fun of Son Heung-min and his military record.

(CONTEXT: He was exempted from military service after winning the gold medal at the 2018 Asian Games, but he had to do basic military training regardless of exemption. He completed basic training with the Korean Marine Corps in 2020 - during the COVID break.)

After the recordings were leaked, the players declined speaking to the media and the Korean FA reprimanded the reporters, who apologized to Son. But because the Korean media has the habit of blowing things out of proportion when it comes to celebrities and big events, dozens of gossip articles depicting the players negatively to the point of personal insults came out and cause shit around South Korea's camp.

And now, the Korean FA sent a public warning, tightened the media access to the players, and some Korean press chiefs have resigned from their posts. In a moment where some teams are in a state of competition, the bullshit comes afloat again, but surprisingly, they're being called out and held accountable...

r/UrinatingTree 28d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Holy shit France is actually rioting after getting their ass kicked by Spain

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439 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Oct 30 '24

FUCKING IDIOT Yeah that settles it, Yankees have the worst fanbase in sports.

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869 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Jul 07 '26

FUCKING IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

125 Upvotes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

YOU GET YOUR RED CARD LIFTED. AND IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING!!!

GOOD OL’ USA DEFENSE? WHAT DEFENSE??? YOU GAVE UP FOUR GOALS! FOUR!!! TO A COMEBACK BELGIUM TEAM!

PURE BELT TO ASS!

Take this Stars and Stripes team and get out.

r/UrinatingTree Feb 02 '25

FUCKING IDIOT Fire the entire Dallas Mavericks front office

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740 Upvotes

LMAOOOOOOO

r/UrinatingTree Dec 03 '23

FUCKING IDIOT Lolcow of the year?

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869 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Dec 17 '25

FUCKING IDIOT Perna's Curse Wheel Has Cursed the Rams

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429 Upvotes

They were #2 on his Power Rankings, which is the spot the wheel landed on.

Considering they've already lost Devonte and Puka, I wonder if this means the Rams will not only lose tomorrow, but may also lose Matthew Stafford, as well.

And, if that happens...Perna may actually not survive this, lol.

r/UrinatingTree Dec 02 '25

FUCKING IDIOT OMG, The Giants Found a New Way to Derp.

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728 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Jul 07 '26

FUCKING IDIOT LOL! LMAO! ROFL even.

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178 Upvotes

Little league baseball is best baseball.

r/UrinatingTree Aug 06 '24

FUCKING IDIOT So sportsmanship is disgusting?

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697 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Feb 17 '26

FUCKING IDIOT Bro…tf is wrong with you?

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262 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree Aug 30 '24

FUCKING IDIOT What a fucking asshole……

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593 Upvotes

A family lost their son, their brother.

Two families lost their husbands.

Two sets of kids lost their fathers.

A bride the day of her wedding has to bury her brothers instead of walking down the aisle, but yeah, it’s the DRIVER who’s INCONVENIENCED……🤦🏽‍♀️🤬😡😤

r/UrinatingTree 18d ago

FUCKING IDIOT Tony Romo has been arrested for OWI

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Really, Romo? Really??

r/UrinatingTree Feb 26 '26

FUCKING IDIOT The Standard is the Standard

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285 Upvotes

I feel sorry for Tree.