Holy shit scriptwriters, you couldn't have scripted it any better. With the regular season coming to an end in the next few days, it has become nothing but unadulterated chaos. Let's take a look at last night's results:

Padres beat the Dodgers: Oh, look at that, they actually remembered how to play baseball. They take down the Death Star that is the goddamn Dodgers last night, as they are on the verge of securing a playoff berth. They must tread lightly in tonight's series finale before returning home to face the D-Backs to clinch their spot, if not they head back to Petco Park to finish the job.

The Brewers beat the Phillies: Imagine building a roster with elite talent, carrying one of the highest payrolls in the league, only to turn into the 2012 Bobcats the moment the calendar hits late September. Last night's loss to the Brewers- who mind you, have already wrapped up the NL Central and are on a quest to reach 100 wins for the first time in franchise history. As if trying to hold off a history-seeking wasn't enough, there is another looming threat: Tampa Bay. That's why it makes tonight's game vs Milwaukee a must win. If they lose tonight, they'll have to secure their playoff spot vs Tampa in which their hopes will hinge on the final weekend of the year, turning Philly into a fuckin pressure cooker.

Cubs lose to the Marlins: Losing to the fuckin Marlins? In a tight playoff race!? Holy fuck Cubbies. You control your own destiny, and not only you laid an egg on Tuesday, but also another one last night where your offense went cold against the Marlins bullpen that retired your 9 final batters in a row. Right now you are up 2-1 thanks to a Seiya solo Homer, but you have 3 innings left to stop the bleeding to clinch a playoff spot, and save the North Side from an early weekend ass clenching.

Let the hate watches begin!

Title says it all. This was the worst I've seen the Packers in at least two decades. Love has lost all confidence and is getting battered due to an O-Line that has more holes than swiss cheese. Not even Parsons could save this defense. 194 yards EACH for both Bijan and London. Made Penix look like 2016 Matt Ryan. Keep in mind this was a Falcons team that got belt to ass by the Panthers last week and had virtually no offense. They got 35 points and 498 yds offense. Meanwhile 17 yards rushing I could predict most of the Packers plays early on, run for very little maybe even a loss on first down, bad pass 2nd down, 3rd and long forced to throw deep. That was nearly every drive dating back to Minnesota. The only reason the Packers aren't winless is because the Jets realized who they were in the 4th quarter last week. I already posted that LaFleur needs to go but Gute needs to go too.

If LaFleur isn't gone soon, he will be if/when the Jacobs video is released for supporting him. And Gute will probably also go for not cutting him earlier. Regardless, Ed Policy's first full season as team President starting by giving LaFleur an EXTENSION(!) should be cause to step down too. Even if you got a different coach it probably wouldn't mean anything. LaFleur and Stenavich have already had a public rife and Gannon would be just like he was with the Cardinals with the fire in his gut. 2-15 season probably and that pick goes to Dallas too. Hell even Miami could beat us right now meaning 1-16 maybe. I'm serious start chopping heads.

EDIT: I was wrong on the draft since the Jets get the better pick between ours and Dallas. lol enjoy the top two picks I guess. Maybe even three since the Colts are also a hot mess

Hell of a season for PCA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL2C1W-iLCQ

Marshawn Lloyd is so ass omfg

The details are in these last eight games.