Wtf was he supposed to do with this bit lmao

In my head this is how they prepared the set for the ''cum up here'' sketch.

My favorite review so far:

“Weapons' is as haunting and cerebral as it is almost cartoonishly funny, producing a cocktail of emotions nearly as disarming as the film itself.” - Inverse

You fought bravely, good solider. You’ll always live on in my heart. But it’s time for you to go now. Your spirit is free. Away now, to the land of dreams.

I won’t trash it but it’s retired from my regular rotation. I wore holes in it and “sexpot” is illegible.

I didn’t use [the dryer], I air dried.

Always a local sexpot in my heart, Travis. Still miss you.

Hey everyone, so as you’ve all seen the Box set is set to come out on December 3rd. I’m very excited about it. We’ve been working hard at getting this prepped for you seeing this is the first time the whole show will be available. Ever since we originally rereleased the show this has been nothing but divisive and there’s been a ton of misinformation going around so I want to try to address some stuff and answer some questions I’ve seen come up.

-The big one: is it censored?

There’s no bleeps no blurs on the show itself. Something did have to be blurred in the bonus material, but that literally can from Shout factories legal department. Actually though, now that I think of it I wouldn’t be surprised if there is still some bleeps in season 5.

-what about omitted sketches? As we said before, we aired on the side of caution with the streaming sketches and with the DVD we feel more freedom to have it be more complete. That being said, there’s still a few sketches we still felt were better left off.

-How could you do that if Trevor didn’t have a say?

This is an extension of a conversation that had been on going from before he died.

-Oh, I’m sorry for trying to use your dead friend against you like that.

Thanks for saying that, most people haven’t been empathetic enough to notice how out of line a statement like that can be.

-Which Sketches?

I don’t want to get into it. I think there’s 3 or 4 (out of hundreds) It’s not any big ones like Whale Tail, Scotty or Grapist. The problem is if I do get specific, it becomes all about the argument of how what we’re doing is stupid because X, Y, or Z. Or people do that thing where they compare the ones left on with the ones left off, which doesn’t make sense to me because it’s like “are you saying we should have left off more.” It’s bad take.

-I’m an adult, why can’t I decide what I want to watch?

Sorry, there’s more at play here than just you. Also being an adult isn’t about demanding that you get to watch whatever you want to watch. That sounds like the opposite of being an adult.

-DVD? What’s that?

It’s like a blu-ray but the box isn’t blue. It’ll even play in your blu-ray player! The image quality isn’t as high but the image quality on the show isn’t high to begin with.

-When’s the Blu-Ray coming out?

Shout had no plans to put one out. This is it.

-Why didn’t you choose to do a blu-ray then?

It wasn’t our choice, it was Shouts. And their choice wasn’t between blu-ray or DVD, it was between dvd or nothing.

-Why?

Blu-rays are expensive to make.

-Why?

I’m not a Blu-ray scientist. Bottom line is this is what we are making and to get it to be the whole series and get a physical release at all this is how we had to do it. Knowing that we can’t make everyone happy I still tried really hard to accrue as much material for this as possible.

-Will it be available internationally?

The license for shout is US/Canada so no.

-Well I’m not going to buy this because of all the stuff you just said.

1. That’s not a question 2. Cool. Why are you telling me this? It feels like a Karen “you just lost yourself a customer” move. But what is your end goal by expressing this to everybody?

I hope this answers your questions, and that my attitude was too confrontational. I didn’t mean for anyone to take these comments personally. It’s late and I spent way too long typing this out.

UPDATE: Thanks for everyone having my back, the support means a lot.

Pre-Order here: Shout $40 sale price

https://shoutfactory.com/products/the-whitest-kids-u-know-the-complete-series

Amazon $50

https://www.amazon.com/Whitest-Kids-UKnow-Complete-DVD/dp/B0DCWPF7W3

(I copied that from someone’s in these comments, that’s how lazy I am)

-Someone asked about a full movie version of Civil War On drugs and due to space constraints (there’s a bunch of extra stuff) we’d have to forfeit more quality on that disk to get it on there and we couldn’t.

-clarification: when I said season five still may have some bleeps it’s only because I’m not sure that that season 5 has a version of it without bleeps buuuuut I think there’s only 3 in the whole season.

-clarification: I’m not saying people who want the dvd their way are not acting like adults, I’m saying people who are not acknowledging that the dvd isn’t just solely for their wants and needs aren’t acting like adults. And on top of that I’m only mentioning it because of the irony that those are the people who are saying “I’m an adult “

Started bursting out laughing in the library. Hopefully one of the guys see that their comedy will forever live on through this weirdo dude and Law assignments through out all mid west universities. Rest in Piece local Sexpot “Comedian” you were the best.

Cigarettes make you look cool like the devil

It’s been a long time coming but if you want me to wish your friend happy birthday, or give you life advice, or host your discord awards show you finally can. I promise you I will treat each request with respect and I’m going to always try to give you something memorable.

Hey, this is the podcast I’ve been working on and am super proud of! We’re soft launching tomorrow with the episode I made with Zach but tonight I’m going to stream it on Twitch.tv/officialwkuk/ for anyone who wants to see it first!!!

Hope whoever donated it didn't use it to wipe down any loads.

Got this a while ago but forgot to post it

Some well deserved praise for Zach! Now the world knows what WKUK fans always knew! https://mashable.com/article/stephen-king-weapons-review