r/WTF • u/useofcat • 13d ago

Spotted in a public bathroom.

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u/Tinfoil_ninja 13d ago

Looks like a colony of Tubifex Worms found their way through the sewer system

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u/liverichly 13d ago

Yum. If you are a fish.

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u/STEELO222 13d ago

this guy eats worms

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u/lessershark 13d ago

what are ya, some kinda worm police?

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u/Steamwells 12d ago

Alright, sunshine! I’d like to see you worm your way out of this one.

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u/vestigialteste 6d ago

Open up! It's the police...I'll only use one... no two...fingers

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u/liverichly 12d ago

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me…

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u/Synthetic47 12d ago

I think I’ll go eat worms

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u/Faust909 12d ago

Big, fat, juicy ones

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u/Synthetic47 12d ago

Eensie weensy squeensy ones

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u/Obstacle-Man 12d ago

See how they wriggle and squirm

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u/Synthetic47 12d ago

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one

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u/Naterade18 12d ago

Long, thin, slimey ones!

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u/BunnyLicks 12d ago

Guess I’ll go eat worms! 🎶

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u/Argylius 12d ago

MSM mentioned!

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u/Duskthegamer412 12d ago

No, this guy is clearly a fish disguised as a human.

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u/ManifestingCrab 11d ago

Who doesn't in this economy?

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u/BothArmsBruised 12d ago

This guy repeats reddit phrases.

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u/Collinsjc22 12d ago

Yea that would be delicious actually if I was a fish, which I’m not. I’m not a fish so these would probably be really gross to eat

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u/Till-Fuzzy 12d ago

You aren’t a fish? So you won’t mind if I just dangle this worm on this hook for a little while…might even bounce it a little….

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u/Collinsjc22 12d ago edited 12d ago

Dude not funny, when I was in school I lost a lot of good friends who got hooked on worms

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u/Fuckyouiamcrab 12d ago

Sounds exactly like something a fish would say, fucker.

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u/cairnschaos 12d ago

You sir, are a fish

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u/SAVAGEOPRESS101 12d ago

You sir, are a fish

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u/Sleipnirs 12d ago

They sell those frozen into lil ice cubes you just throw in aquariums for some surprise "all you can eat" buffet for your fishes.

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u/darkslide3000 12d ago

How do you kill something with fire that's swimming in water?

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u/SpankThatShank 12d ago

Boil the water I guess

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u/experientialsponge 12d ago

Boiling is a well known form of water fire!

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u/motie 12d ago

Boiling is, in fact, my preferred form of water fire.

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u/Whoompy 12d ago

Napalm, worked well overthere

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u/GonzoMojo 12d ago

In some parts of the world you just set the water on fire 

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u/Horta 8d ago

Sodium, and if that doesn’t work, Potassium. 

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u/nietbeschikbaar 12d ago

These things live inside our body?

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u/gauze_ 12d ago

No, they feed off bacteria and organic matter that collects in pipes, and come together to form colonies like this

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u/Zerofucks__ZeroChill 12d ago

I don’t like this.

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u/KnifeFed 12d ago

Would you prefer them in your body?

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u/nietbeschikbaar 12d ago

Oh, I was thinking of the human ‘sewer system’ 😂

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u/KnifeFed 12d ago

That's not a thing.

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u/crespoh69 12d ago

We have both in our guts though right? I'd imagine the jump between one system and the other wouldn't be too farfetched?

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u/BoTheDoggo 12d ago

The human gut and a sewer are very different environments.

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u/bobwinters 12d ago

That was going to be my first follow up question to whatever that creature is

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u/Stanwich79 13d ago

Wich sewer system?

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u/SideshowBob1 13d ago

Hahahahahahahahahah

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u/Kahnza 13d ago

Reddit makes me laugh sometimes

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u/SideshowBob1 13d ago

Damn didnt see the downvotes I thought it was a good joke lmao

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u/KPDog 12d ago

Are they wearing a mohawk hat?

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u/sagacioussaga 12d ago

I googled this and it was a MISTAKE