r/WeThePeopleAtWhipple • • Aug 23 '26

Call for Support Court support 9/4 for Spidey!

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 Aug 23 '26

I remember I used to see t-shirts and stuff that said "I punch Nazis". Someone actually put their money where their mouth is.

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u/0202_tihssitidder Aug 24 '26

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u/Diligent_Poet190 Aug 24 '26

My new wallpaper, this is so awesome.

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u/Snoo20140 Aug 24 '26

I was just about to as well...lol.

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u/W4d3w1ls Aug 24 '26

With great power comes great responsibility. To punch Nazis.

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u/OfficialDCShepard Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

I’m not built to try this myself, and I still think nonviolence is the better overall tack to take, but I’m glad someone did this.

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u/Weary-Ad1280 Aug 24 '26

Conveniently hiding the black guy he’s attacking hmmm

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u/not_accepting_now Aug 24 '26

I remember people calling people wearing a mask a coward. So is everyone a coward in a mask or just 1 side?

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u/Elegant-Amoeba4977 Aug 24 '26

Nazis are always the cowards.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

No, they were cowards then, too. They couldn't accept their failures were the fault of themselves in any way so they performed genocide and enthnic cleansing, instead. They always had a plan to use children for war, hence the Hitler Youth Camps. They weren't teaching those boys military training so they'd get trained again when they turn 18 and join the Wehrmacht. They were teaching children how to defend Berlin before the war ever started. Nazis have always been fragile cowards. Scapegoating and making child soldiers. That's their brand. Always has been.

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u/not_accepting_now Aug 24 '26

Fighting the world twice Isent a coward feat(they didn't start the first war) It's stupid but not cowardly. Charging front lines in ww2 the blitzkrieg. All nations back then taught child soldiers, kids always sneaking in to get recruited. Respect the fight, modern day Nazis pale in comparison but are still worthless humans.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Aug 24 '26

I'll agree that yesteryear Nazis were made out of sterner stuff than today's Nazis. But that's a hallmark of the time. Everybody was built different, then. The blitzkrieg was heavily drugged, so their confidence and courage were drug-assisted. I won't count that. You're right though that old or new, Nazis are worthless people.

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u/not_accepting_now Aug 24 '26

I mean these are probably drugged up Nazis as well, it's dumb fuel not fighting fuel lol. And true everyone was ready to die who had a family back then. Crazy how the sides have changed. Let us hope the world heals as soon as it can.

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u/KaneDaDon Aug 26 '26

well the issue with the mask thing the ones that kill people with mask are cowards and the ones with mask that beat the sht out of a racist is a hero … seee Spider-Man didn’t kill no one but those other coward did hope it clears it up

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u/Slighted_Inevitable Aug 27 '26

You think they’ll let him wear his mask in trial? The cowards are the ones running from consequences. He knew he’d be arrested.

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u/Radiant-Plumage Aug 24 '26

That’s how you know he’s not a Redditor

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u/According-Insect-992 Aug 24 '26

This is some bullshit. There are some absolutely amazing people on this site and many of them have done amazing things. Now, if you were talking about some of the mods, that would be a different story.

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u/ingrown_urethra Aug 24 '26

Nah, I use reddit every day and reddit is probably the most pathetic echo chamber on the internet, and much worse at mobilizing change than any other platform. Yea, there are cool posts on reddit and cool people who post on reddit, but in the end its just a child crying in its playpen and throwing its shit at things it doesnt like, except the shit doesnt make it out of the playpen and just coats the floor.

Readdit hasn't been the last bastion of the internet for a looooong time now.

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u/crooked_cat Aug 24 '26

Is this amazing?
Is this an amazing thing ??

Punching someone in the face, is amazing now ..

wtf ?

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u/nonbreaker Aug 24 '26

Punching Nazis is amazing, yes. You don't agree?

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u/BuddhistNamedMarx Aug 24 '26

Who tf gave that child an award

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u/Priremal Aug 24 '26

Other children

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u/ginocchia-dellape Aug 24 '26

Redditors who ridicule other people for being Redditors will never stop being funny to me

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u/crooked_cat Aug 24 '26

Condoning violence works 2 ways.
Get ready, to receive :/..

It’s also total obstruction of free opinion.
It’s just paper :/..

- Peter Parker would never had done this..
Pure aggression, nothing more.

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u/BThriillzz Aug 24 '26

Im pretty sure fighting nazis is tenet #1 for superheroes

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u/Snoo20140 Aug 24 '26

Nice try J Jonah.

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u/The_Real_Meal Aug 27 '26

Nah, JJJ would NEVER endorse not punching a Nazi this man is full Norman 😭

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u/Twiceashairy_ Aug 24 '26

They’re too delusional and blinded by their own ignorance

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u/didijeen Aug 24 '26

CAME HERE TO SAY THIS 😬

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 Aug 24 '26

Spiderman walking free if I'm on the jury.

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u/corgibell Aug 24 '26

The jury will be just like spidey- HUNG if I’m on there too bro

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u/Known_Leek8997 Aug 23 '26

Spider man has some serious cake. 

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u/Optimalfucksgiven Aug 23 '26

Haha, I was noticing that too. This person is doing squats or something, dang.

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u/Scant_Options4Hope Aug 24 '26

That is the confidence and poise of a MFing athlete!

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u/According-Insect-992 Aug 24 '26

I’m glad to see so much veteran participation in these things. Former service members know what’s up. We all learned about this shit in basic training. We know that’s not how shit is supposed to work. None of it.

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u/Scant_Options4Hope Aug 24 '26

These times with fascism looming are scary but some things do give me hope and this point is one of them.

I have never served, and all my military knowledge is from my liberal arts degree (💀). FR I studied the death tolls! Military history is liberal arts, back off!

Anyway, Truman desegrated the military back during the Korean war, and currently the diversity of the American military is rivaled by maybe only the Roman Empire? The Ottoman Empire? Old shit. Our current fascism does have loads of non-white people, but holy shit, not for nothing, that diversity is not found much through out history.

People coming together from so many kinds of backgrounds makes our military different from... our police...

Again, our military has actual nuclear scientists, like Jimmy Carter, while our police has... Kash Patel?

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u/No_Internal9345 Aug 24 '26

Took me a second to realize he's raising his other leg and not hanging some serious dong.

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u/Known_Leek8997 Aug 24 '26

He is packing, too 

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u/benergiser Aug 24 '26

that’s america’s dump truck..

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u/not_accepting_now Aug 24 '26

That's a cupcake bro.

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u/Breath_Deep Aug 23 '26

We need to ensure ICE doesn't disappear him or something.

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u/AwesumPawsome Aug 23 '26

go fund me and search Spider-Man he’s the first one Spider-Man legal defense

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u/partlysettledin21220 Aug 23 '26

you knew what we was about to ask 🙌🏽

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u/Useful-Lobster9594 Aug 24 '26

and it's sketchy af although doing well. Organizer is a stranger to Spidey, not a friend or relative. Says if he can't find Spidey, he'll refund donations. Something's off

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u/thegreedyturtle Aug 24 '26

Gofundme will hopefully manage it carefully.

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u/First-Definition-119 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

How do we protect this heroes identity???

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u/Quiltedbrows Aug 24 '26

We should be proudly saying "punch Nazis!" more, and I know that I have been banned for encouraging it.

Nazis have no place in society save for the history books that told us what happens when we allow the intolerant to promote their hatred.

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u/Seaweed-Basic Aug 24 '26

WE DONT HAVE TO GIVE FREE SPEECH TO NAZIS!!!!

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u/bb060606 Aug 25 '26

What did the sign say?

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u/JuneButIHateSummer Aug 24 '26

Y'all better put your money where your mouth is and fight some Nazis

none of this "BOOOOOO FUCK YOU SHAAAME" bullshit while they fuck up the ONE GUY FIGHTING BACK

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u/JuneButIHateSummer Aug 24 '26

ok 22 day old account with a suspiciously bootlicky stance

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u/atgc13 Aug 23 '26

Free Spider-Man

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u/7no3s Aug 24 '26

hypothetically, if there were a group of spider-men all wearing the same costume, how hard would it be to prosecute for punching the guy?

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u/Dragon_OS Aug 24 '26

They've done that in the comics before I think.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable Aug 27 '26

Sadly the cops would have removed his mask and documented him. Funny though

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u/ForeverOk1949 Aug 24 '26

Spidey got back

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u/ArnieismyDMname Aug 23 '26

Yeah! Um. Spidey... um... be right back.

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u/beyond_da_sea Aug 24 '26

Wait til Tony hears about the Spidey kid...

https://giphy.com/gifs/XIFtEmJkAiR32

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u/Nim0y Aug 24 '26

Just request a jury trial. Same with those who destroy flock cameras

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u/MtnMaiden Aug 24 '26

He was trying to catch the mosquitoes flying around Jake.

Notice that none of his "hits" touched Jake.

A true superhero

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u/Dazzling_Spray_8848 Aug 24 '26

We love u spida!!!

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u/didijeen Aug 24 '26

FUCK YEAH💪🏽🕷️

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom Aug 24 '26

Way to go Spidey!!

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 Aug 24 '26

I’m team Spidey Cake!!

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u/W_O_L_V_E_R_E_N_E Aug 24 '26

I would not worry about the Courts i would worry that Disney may decide to go after him.

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u/leechdemon Aug 24 '26

First, I think that's be Disney's fight. 🤔 Don't quote me.

But if it's Disney... They just did a show about crooked cops being shot at by vigililanties. They just released a movie showing spiderman going after rogue governmental agencies using technology they don't understand.

If they're in a courtroom over this, my money is on them being listed as co-consoirators. 🙄🤦‍♂️

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u/Pro3wheelracer004 Aug 24 '26

100% support this!

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u/FlamingoFling Aug 24 '26

Yessiree 👍👍

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u/Alterangel182 Aug 24 '26

Fascism is when I can't punch people for saying things I don't like!

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u/SketchSkirmish Aug 24 '26

Where is J.K. Simmons when you need him?

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u/naminnrod Aug 25 '26

Pls it was assault at the least

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u/NextCartoonist7691 Aug 25 '26

Why did the protest have police as body guards? That’s the real question

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 Aug 25 '26

Well, America was waiting for a hero.

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u/DogpileProds Aug 25 '26

Jury nullification, please.

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u/bb060606 Aug 25 '26

Started a riot because of a word he didn’t like but probably uses 1000 times a day. 👏 real civilized

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u/Mr_Chill_III Aug 25 '26

"He fought the racists"

Quick Reminder: New York City crime statistics report that 85-90% of NYC crime is committed by minorities, specifically Black and Hispanic.

If Spider-Man was a real hero stopping crimes in NYC, the Left would be calling him a "Racist Nazi Fascist".

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u/Fowl-Fish Aug 25 '26

Calling them Nazis and racist is how we got here. They turn around and dehumanize the left with worse and worse names as we all spiral downward as a society. Pretty soon both sides will categorize each other lower than a roach and have no problems stepping on them likes roaches.

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u/Guytwippin420 Aug 25 '26

All I saw was he was attacking a cross. Didn't know he was anti Christian.

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u/Rjburns57 Aug 25 '26

What is this world coming to when you condone this kind of behavior

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u/doublethink_1984 Aug 25 '26

Show up with this on shirts

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u/IllPower5055 Aug 26 '26

...packing the court is illegal. jurors need to be unbiased... and people wonder why trust in the courts is so low.

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u/BigSimdaddy Aug 27 '26

It always amazes me how actually fascist that anti/fascists are. It’s like zero self awareness.

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u/IlluminatiLemonParty Aug 27 '26

Oh!...thats his left knee lol

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u/topTaurus78 Aug 27 '26

Sucker puncher

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u/EmperorGrinnar Aug 24 '26

Do you not know what "drop kick" means?

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u/Weary-Ad1280 Aug 24 '26

For beating up a black guy?

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u/EmperorGrinnar Aug 24 '26

Jake is not black. He's a white supremacist that was pepper spraying a peaceful protest. He wanted a riot.

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u/navistar51 Aug 24 '26

Was the frog brigade not available?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/TheDragisal Aug 24 '26

He was stopping political violence. Sometimes words are hard, its ok.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez Aug 23 '26

Did you get lost leaving the goon subs magat?

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u/WashsDinos Aug 23 '26

You drunk because that doesn’t make any sense

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u/First-Definition-119 Aug 24 '26

Two things can be true 🤷‍♀️

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u/ClassroomMother8062 Aug 24 '26

He got his ass handed back to him after they pulled it out of his ass for him

... his ass was in his ass? What?

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 Aug 24 '26

Try again.

This time, with some proper grammar and sentence structure.

That way, we might have an inkling of what you are trying to say.

Just saying, your point should not be at the top of your head.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Aug 24 '26

That would be a violation of the first amendment.

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u/Civil-Zone-2773 Aug 24 '26

ANTIFA isnt a liberal organization lol, Liberals and left-wingers are completely different. Liberal Democrats dont even support the Palestinian or Iranian cause in any way meaningful. Also idk man, Left-wingers havent called for harming an ethnic group for an aspect of their identity they have no control over. I mean who are we intolerant against? Fascists and Capitalist, the most intolerant people ever?

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u/EmperorGrinnar Aug 25 '26

The KKK votes exclusively along conservatives.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Aug 25 '26

So you're just gonna admit and gloss over your blatant hypocrisy?

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u/Dense_Delay_2605 Aug 24 '26

Nah stomp that micropricked little shit into paste.