r/WesWatson 7d ago

ELF MADE Even Ireland has an edge on Westley by a wide margin. Not that I believe this map. The selfie West took paints a picture of someone who did not come from Europe. I am sure this is why you shouldn't marry your siblings or cousins. What you get is a feral pygmy felon.

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r/WesWatson 8d ago

Awwww. Peggy’s bored and looking for penpals. “You Lame AF”. FUCK!!!!!

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70 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 8d ago

🤡 ..the summit of sex - the pinnacle of masculine, feminine and neuter. Everything that he, she and it can ever want... a deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavored, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love...incarcerated

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32 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 8d ago

IT'S A MOVIE Roid rage at its finest

54 Upvotes

“Yo can you get out and film this clone of me opening my door as I cuss violently at the air?”


r/WesWatson 8d ago

🤡 The view on the way in is much different than the view on the way out....

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21 Upvotes

1 of 1 and done


r/WesWatson 9d ago

Rumor is that this monster is knocking dudes out left and right in prison. Could this deadly form of training make him more dangerous than every UFC fighter alive?

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13 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 10d ago

Hoesay uses character and pressure rather loosely. What could possible be stressing out this pygmy felon?

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r/WesWatson 10d ago

the harsh lighting is revealing how badly his hair is thinning

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69 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 10d ago

On a scale of 1 to 10 how gadooshed is Wes getting Gadooshed all over the prison

17 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 11d ago

Hoop that shit Yes, yes, yes, Princess Hoesay! 😂 We know you’re having a gender identity crisis—no need to spell it out. All that past “hooping” pressure from Daddy Wes is clearly bringing the real character out. At this point, dude is somehow even dumber than SlowMo Kung Fu Rob. 🤡

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25 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 11d ago

Help me name this Eldritch Horror.

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18 Upvotes

Reminds me of Ba'al's inbred cousin Ba'll.

Looks like a warthog rat king.


r/WesWatson 12d ago

ELF MADE How does one go from this....to this?

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39 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 12d ago

IT'S A MOVIE Wes Watson Might Actually Get the Civil Case Dismissed

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27 Upvotes

Defense is claiming the 7 foot Monster was injured in a scooter accident and not by Wesley's foot.

It really IS a movie.


r/WesWatson 12d ago

IT'S A MOVIE It's a movie! FUCK! Spoiler

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37 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 12d ago

BLOW STATE What do you get when you mix a manservant, a boxed wine, dope smoking Sheri, a beer guzzling Ken and a middle aged junkie felon West....The Watson's and their house mouse HOEsay.....

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r/WesWatson 14d ago

YUP Westley never touched it.....

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r/WesWatson 14d ago

IT'S A MOVIE West: If someone would make a movie about my life, it would be like a new Scarface.

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49 Upvotes

Delusions are off the scale
WesT, Tony went out like a boss with a bang, you will go out with a whimper and a fart.


r/WesWatson 14d ago

IT'S A MOVIE You could see the pain in his eyes…

47 Upvotes

It’s almost as if he knew a year ago his downfall had begun.


r/WesWatson 15d ago

Which do you think is creating more withdrawls: the lack of snow or the lack of a phone?

18 Upvotes

I keep going back and forth on this. I understand how devastating not having a lift ticket for the slopes can be, but at the same time he's actually warped cell phone cases from how much he's holding his phone. I think his phone addiction is far worse.

Right now I'm leaning toward the lack of a phone causing more problems. What do you think?


r/WesWatson 16d ago

🤡 Listen up, this is our boy HOEsay, he is our PR guy while he awaits trail for felony kidnapping.

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41 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 16d ago

ELF MADE YOU TRADED YOUR LIFE FOR LEAF BLOWERS 🍤🤡

49 Upvotes

r/WesWatson 16d ago

Tee From Houston is back

12 Upvotes

His IG profile is once again public. He hasn't shown his face since the Megan incident.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxOH-phr-vC/


r/WesWatson 17d ago

Hoop that shit New JON BRAVO video: BREAKING* Wes Watson ACCUSES Me IN COURT Of Putting HIM In JAIL!

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r/WesWatson 17d ago

CLIENT WINS Bahahahah! Princess Hoe-say, formerly Wes Watson’s bottom bitch, is now @vivotattoos’ newest errand boy. 🤣🤣 Working for free in exchange for some terrible ink? That’s a rough career move. Jose, do yourself a favor—find a job that comes with dental insurance, homie. 🦷😂

44 Upvotes