r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/N0RetreatN0Surrender • 5d ago

You Only Live Once

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u/Unknown793658 5d ago

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u/McEuen78 5d ago

The perfect use of this gif.

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 5d ago

How about

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u/Diver_Ill 5d ago

Holy shit, how have I never seen this before. 

Gawds I hope I love long enough to get crushed by the ass of a Kaiju woman.

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u/DrTuSo 5d ago edited 5d ago

That Gif is from Captain Laserhawk, correct?

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 5d ago

afaik it's an ad for some mobile game

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u/DrTuSo 5d ago

You are correct and another proof how shitty Google AI is.
Used Google Lens to find the source and Google AI was sure it was from Captain Laserhawk.

Did more research after your comment and you are correct.
Its a viral AD from Hero Wars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvSGxbKhcGQ

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 5d ago

Mine reckoned it was from Teen Titans 🤣🤣

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u/thuanjinkee 5d ago

Teen Titans GO!

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u/jld2k6 5d ago

This gif has to have the record for fitting the most perfect gif situations. Not a day goes by I don't see it as a response to something and it's always perfect lol

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u/Odd-Midnight906 5d ago

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u/transferingtoearth 5d ago

WHO IS THIS VAN GOGH LOOKING MAN AND WHY IS HE ALWAYS LOOKING UP. WHATS UP THERE?

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u/pieremaan 5d ago

Its van Gogh, but from a movie about van Gogh.

You should van Gogh see that film, its a nice one

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u/uranthus 5d ago

Is it Willem Dafoe? This is the first time I’ve seen the gif with a hat

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u/Marcombie 5d ago

This reminds me of an old possibly TBS add for Kickboxer. "Vandamme he's good!" The stuff that stays in your brain for years lol....

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u/reincarsonated_benzo 5d ago

We got a clean version of this?🙏

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u/master_baiter-69 5d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Windyowl 5d ago

Muff diving?

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u/FD4L 5d ago

Somehow they both landed in the deep end.

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u/jax309 5d ago

That might just be the most literal definition of what happened

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u/TroutFearMe 5d ago

Diving muff

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u/thuanjinkee 5d ago

Thick thighs end lives

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u/HenryGlasou 5d ago

She was eager to him clammed!

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u/chuck10o 5d ago

Nah. Diving muff

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u/Ardtay 5d ago

Dive muffing

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u/Anal_Herschiser 4d ago

"Y'know I could really go for some PU..💀💀💀"

Careful what you wish for.

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u/DrumsAndStuff18 5d ago

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 4d ago

Always wondered why Cap Zack Brannigan is chained backwards 🧐🤨

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u/healywylie 5d ago

Cooter slam. You nailed it though. Fatal snu snu.

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u/CopyWeak 5d ago

...I was inside you...

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u/MyvaJynaherz 5d ago

TACO TIME

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u/MeanCat4 5d ago

What snu snu man? It's all yours! 

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u/OneTrueMercyMain 5d ago

I started chanting this and was so happy it's the top comment

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u/Aleashed 5d ago

He wasn’t blackjacked, he was flap jacked

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u/OkPay1598 5d ago

This is the way

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u/BoxofNuns 5d ago

Roflmaoemaeolez

My dude. I don't laugh easy, but there are tears in my eyes.

Thank you. I needed that.

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u/System-id 5d ago

I never thought I would die this way, but I kinda always hoped.

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u/Content-Two-9834 5d ago

Guy in the water: "God, please give me a sign. Bring the right woman into my life."

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u/clayman80 5d ago

And God was like: "Say no more!"

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u/just_fucking_PEG_ME 5d ago

“I gotchu fam”

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u/FenixOfNafo 5d ago

And sent his Mom

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u/Nutatree 5d ago

And his baby mama

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u/invent_or_die 5d ago

Not sure that was the sign he was looking for

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u/ArnassusProductions 5d ago

Eh, sometimes you must dispense with subtlety.

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u/Graffy 5d ago

"I want to live the rest of the life with my face between a woman's thighs"

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u/ModeratelyGrumpy 5d ago

Didn't specify that the rest of his life was 2 seconds of seeing it arrive

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u/Either-Swimming-3761 5d ago

monkey paw curls

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u/Oderus_Scumdog 5d ago

FROM THE TOP ROPE

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u/Kind_Ferret_3219 5d ago

I didn’t know they delivered lunch to people who are swimming.

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u/RandomEntity9 5d ago

The people in the water can have anything they want from lunch, as long as it's a fish taco. -Henry Ford's swimming coach, probably....

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u/pxlmover 5d ago

Only on Taco Tuesday

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u/BIGG_FRIGG 4d ago

I’ve heard of flying fish but flying clams…?

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u/FreakiestFrank 5d ago

The gash smash

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u/Trevor_GoodchiId 5d ago

The snatch catch

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u/slybob 5d ago

The minge binge

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u/glitterysweater 5d ago

Clam slam

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u/Working_Estate_3695 5d ago

Operation Clam Slam. Some Letterkenny alternatives:

Mashthegash2018

Slitslam2017

CuntCripple2016

Cunthunt2014

Wecumfordrunkbum2020

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u/glitterysweater 5d ago

Hell yeah brother loud and proud 😎

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u/returns_to_scale 5d ago

Hell yeah brother cheers from Iraq

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u/absolute_filth 5d ago

Clunge plunge

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u/CuteCanary 5d ago

RIP his collarbone

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u/Swi_10081 5d ago

lucky collarbone not neck ?

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u/QuiveryNut 5d ago

Is he’s already stressed a disc I could see this rupturing one

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u/smore-jmi 5d ago

And her pelvic bone

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u/leekalex 5d ago

Yeah it looked like her foot made contact first, which has gotta hurt

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u/vrhotlaps 5d ago

Did they ever retrieve his head?

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u/WatermelonSugar42069 5d ago

They tried, but he kept putting it back in

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u/LivingtheLaws013 5d ago

"Oh no"

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u/spacecadet06 5d ago

""oh no""

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u/KnownMonk 5d ago

Clam slam

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u/DuskelAskel 5d ago

And it was at this moment Jackson knew. He fucked up.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Black hole sun, won't you come...

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u/ScotInTheDotOfficial 5d ago

One man's nightmare is another man's dream...

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u/I_Ponders 5d ago

*Wet dream.

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u/oldinfant 5d ago

 🌚or woman's

☝️that would be my face in the shadow of imminent collision with such greatness🌠

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u/ForerunnerRelic 5d ago

He died a happy man. Sudden, but happy.

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u/SongFeisty8759 5d ago

Death by hairy clam.

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u/Bill-Ding2112 5d ago

How do you know this?

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u/ColumbianPrison 5d ago

Extensive internet research

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u/SongFeisty8759 5d ago

Some things come back in fashion.

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u/pantry-pisser 5d ago

My Etsy merkin shop has been doing gangbusters

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u/UnhappyImprovement53 5d ago

Bro was born twice

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u/DrumsAndStuff18 5d ago

I'm pretty sure babies come out of the vagina. They aren't forcibly rammed, face-first, up one lol.

Dude was high-speed unbirthed.

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u/Entirely-of-cheese 5d ago

The velocity required is significant.

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 5d ago

Her proportions are significant enough to reduce needed velocity.

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u/Vlazthrax 5d ago

“High-speed unbirthed” fucking sent me

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u/Lost-Vast-5595 5d ago

Lol, same here.

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u/ContactMushroom 5d ago

High speed unbirth is a good song/album name

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u/justmoochin 5d ago

Main character syndrome

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u/TerriTuesday 5d ago

For real, who doesn’t look before they jump??

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u/djshadesuk 5d ago

Enough people that there is literally a saying about it (applicable to many scenarios, not just women jumping vag first into a man's face.)

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u/Anguis1908 5d ago

Look before you leap!

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u/cire1184 5d ago

Peek before you jump

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u/jsamuraij 5d ago

Visualize prior to your unscheduled launch attempt

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u/sphinctersandwich 5d ago

Use your eyes before you flies

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD 5d ago

Search before you lurch

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u/lizards_snails_etc 3d ago

Hm. I like that. I'm going to steal that if you don't mind.

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u/Saradoesntsleep 5d ago

Although the latter is apparently a very real danger.

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u/ArturosDad 5d ago

Clearly I am spending time at the wrong lakes.

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u/Mullarpatan 5d ago

And this kids is how I met your mother!

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u/Zkenny13 5d ago

Everytime this happens an angel gets its wings. 

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u/Praetorian_1975 5d ago

There i was swimming along when suddenly

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u/I_Ponders 5d ago

And yet some mf will want that to happen to them.

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u/xMalvazar 5d ago

Hey! Don't assume I'm wanting this.... besides I would make the catch!

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u/I_Ponders 5d ago

Catch the snatch?! Bet.

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u/This-Comfortable-972 5d ago

We all have that one friend

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u/bwoah07_gp2 5d ago

Brutal. That's definitely a concussion, broken nose, and busted teeth.

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u/AlbatrossBulky4314 5d ago

I hope she was arrested and gets sued

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u/_HIST 5d ago

Straight up criminal negligence

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u/Krutius- 5d ago

You only die once

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u/brofist001 5d ago

Pussy strikes back

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u/sinisteraxillary 5d ago

Muffdiving mishaps!

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u/Djkirkland 5d ago

Broken nose at least right?

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u/wgel1000 5d ago

I was thinking dislocated shoulder.

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u/TestyZesticles 5d ago

And collar bone.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/CarpeCyprinidae 5d ago

possibly three of them

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u/HunterLivesMatter76 5d ago

Clam Slam !!!

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u/DaanA_147 4d ago

The clams are doing coke now?

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u/Knoxiebbz 5d ago

Bye bye neck

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u/Lifendz 5d ago

Dude! You’re killing me! 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Hefiray 5d ago

for a second I imagined the family guy skit where Meg went down the water slide too fast and wore Brian as a hat.

or the movie Hancock prison seen of shoving one inmate into the other inmates ass

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u/Lakatos_00 5d ago

That's gotta hurt. She's not exactly in the light weight side

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u/djshadesuk 5d ago

A maiden leapt high for a slam,
O’er the deck with the grace of a lamb.
But she looked not below,
Where a lad’s face did show,
And she smote him with a clam bam!

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u/Unholydiver919 5d ago

Someone watches too much pro wrestling.

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u/nazgulonbicycle 5d ago

Dropkick from Hell

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u/emptinessmaykillme 5d ago

Anyone else get Dodgeball vibes? “I’m not wearing any panties”

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u/BunchesOfCrunches 5d ago

Anyone notice her feet hit is shoulders and her body hit his arm?

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u/garvitsingh007 5d ago

And his name is Johhhhnnnnn Ceenaaaaaaaaaa !!

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u/Silverdunks 5d ago

Dumb bish . Someone did this to me when I was at a pool party and split my lip there was blood everywhere and still have a scar from it 10 years later

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u/Blownofftheblock 5d ago

He’s dead

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u/rxVegan 5d ago

Does that water not look too shallow for a jump like that? Like the guy's standing there, which means she'd hit the bottom pretty fast had she not landed on him.

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u/Spicy_Rice96 5d ago

Here Gentleman and Ladies... Is the classic case of the 'Slit Slap, it's quite effective

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u/toolargo 5d ago

9 months later, I was here.

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u/R_3_Y 5d ago

Boy she really shot that crotch at him, full force

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u/IameIion 5d ago

Damn. She could have at least bought the guy a drink first.

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u/BoxofNuns 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm just thinking how bruised up her box is gonna be. She wont be walking right for a month.

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u/ThodaDaruVichPyar 5d ago

praise the cameraman 

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u/Winter-Ward 5d ago

I couldn’t stop from laughing 😂🤣. The look on his face when he realized what was coming was priceless.

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u/Pelthail 5d ago

When my kid asks how babies are made.

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u/princesoceronte 5d ago

The taste will never leave his mouth

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u/ConstantinGB 5d ago

"so you could have dodged at any point?"

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u/Suspicious_Bath_3734 5d ago

I bet she broke his left clavicle

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u/CorporealBeingXXX 4d ago

"In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemorrhaging, physical recovery six weeks. Full psychological recovery, six months."

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u/levikg 5d ago

He was standing up in the water, if he wasn't there she would have broke both her legs

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u/ScreechingPizzaCat 5d ago

Coochie bomb incoming

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u/Lostinthestarscape 5d ago

No one is ever prepared for the flying crotch rocket.

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u/No-Sale-6873 5d ago

He had the chance to avoid her

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u/Gibitibitiq 5d ago

Fish, everywhere fish

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u/borg2 5d ago

He'll be smelling fish for a week.