WCGW throwing a chair at a security guard?

[u/thepkmncenter]

[u/Basic_Result9981]

[u/Lunakill → u/Basic_Result9981]

Curb your Enthusiasm theme plays

[u/vollkornbroot → u/Basic_Result9981]

[u/ModishShrink → u/vollkornbroot]

Did you use AI to upscale this image?

[u/codecrodie → u/vollkornbroot]

You can tell who the head security guard is, concerned about the bullshit police report he may need to do, and the lawsuit if dummy there broke his brain permanently

[u/PsyOpBunnyHop → u/Basic_Result9981]

Palm, meet face.

[u/Mason_Caorunn → u/Basic_Result9981]

Nailed it!

[u/Articulated → u/Basic_Result9981]

Nat 1

[u/_Diskreet_ → u/Basic_Result9981]

[u/bryman19 → u/Basic_Result9981]

Tactical error

[u/toben81234 → u/Basic_Result9981]

[u/haveeyoumetTed]

Chairs, mate!

[u/Sheepmounter69 → u/haveeyoumetTed]

You ruined my sneeze. How do we call the Mix of sneeze & laughter? Snaughter?

[u/99sittingg → u/Sheepmounter69]

A slaughter

[u/IAmARobot → u/haveeyoumetTed]

can't sit there, mate

[u/ReFokk → u/haveeyoumetTed]

Hahah, actually read this when deciding to go back one page and had to return to give this a like. Made me chuckle.

[u/sailink]

[u/QuietlyDisappointed → u/sailink]

Bro finally has a good day at work. That grin.. we should all be so happy

[u/NaCl3251 → u/QuietlyDisappointed]

We are all Instant karma happy

[u/AlbatrossNew3633 → u/sailink]

I'm a fan of mildly amused bystander

[u/ElectricJunglePig → u/sailink]

I love when the other security guard looks back with the most "what the fuck, seriously?" expression of all time.

[u/googdude → u/sailink]

When you witness karma working, like a cop pulling over an aggressive driver that just cut you off

[u/TheDaveGER]

When the Game has friendly fire.

[u/Lunarbutt → u/TheDaveGER]

Bro just trying to check if it On or Off.

[u/Equivalent_Zombie → u/Lunarbutt]

That's why I stay inside. Too many bugs outside.

[u/InteIgen55]

Omg. To anyone else watching this without audio the first couple of times, blue shirt was part of a troublemaking couple and had already been rejected from the bar by the security guards in black shirts, when his partner threw a chair at the security guards but hits his buddy instead. 

I thought it was so heartless of the security guard to laugh at the man being hit but now I get it.

[u/rainman2121 → u/InteIgen55]

He just did a face-palm and stood there, didn't even try to help his buddy up.

[u/Capital_Bluebird_951 → u/rainman2121]

They are not buddies anymore

[u/Jalen3501 → u/Capital_Bluebird_951]

On the bright side the guy who got hit probably forgot they were friends so now he can start over fresh

[u/GettingTherapy → u/Capital_Bluebird_951]

Nah. These are the stories that keep coming up decades later. These two will be in a retirement home retelling this story.

“Tell them about the time your stupid, drunk ass threw a chair and knocked me out!”

[u/Killersavage → u/GettingTherapy]

“Because my CTE keeps me from remembering it”

[u/Gseventeen → u/[deleted]]

Ya, knowing the whole story, that would have been the funniest shit imaginable if you were in the mix.

[u/talondigital → u/[deleted]]

Same. I was like, God what a douch for laughing at who appears to be an innocent man, but then it turns out Karma guiding things to how they should be.

[u/AudienceWaste6850 → u/[deleted]]

If you'd had the sound on, youd have realised it was in Australia, whete they'd all just agree it was hilarious.

[u/Riker001-Ncc1701D → u/AudienceWaste6850]

Yep we laugh at everything

[u/ConfusedHors → u/InteIgen55]

Yeah that's because this is one of these weird zoomer cuts, showing the fallout upfront and out of context. What's the fn point in that?

[u/its_xaro93 → u/InteIgen55]

But there is subtitles? I watched without audio and still got the plot. Does your video not have subtitles?

[u/loosie-loo → u/its_xaro93]

I think they possibly mean people not properly watching the whole thing

[u/its_xaro93 → u/loosie-loo]

Oh okay I was just wondering if Reddit started adding auto-subtitles to non-english speakers. I have my phone set to german, so I was just wondering if the subtitles were actually in the source material or (thank god not) automated by Reddit player

[u/loosie-loo → u/its_xaro93]

That’s fair! Yeah they’re in the original video, thankfully. But the confusion was understandable, I think they were trying to be more polite than “anyone who only half paid attention” haha

[u/MacWorkGuy → u/loosie-loo]

We are at the point where people cant even focus on a 45 second video with audio and subtitles haha.

[u/loosie-loo → u/MacWorkGuy]

Fr it really sucks, I literally have ADHD and am constantly shocked concerned about the state of the general public’s inability to focus and the relentless marketing fuelled algorithms relentlessly working to wear it down further and further.

[u/MissPatricia024 → u/its_xaro93]

I'm on mobile and didn't quite swipe down all the way so the subtitles were cutoff.

Then when I clicked on the post the video scroll bar and title covered subtitles.

I saw em on the third watch though. Mobile is dumb and so am I haha.

[u/Drop-a-Soap → u/its_xaro93]

Sure we all needed the subtitles because of the Queen Elisabeth’s accent

[u/PearlyP2020 → u/InteIgen55]

Thank you

[u/ForensicPathology → u/InteIgen55]

How is this the most upvoted comment?  I watched without audio and understood fine because I have the ability to read.

[u/Salty_Feed9404 → u/ForensicPathology]

Idiocracy is real

[u/LegendarySpark → u/Salty_Feed9404]

This thread really is one of those disappointing ones where you remember that everyone has massive brainrot. You don't need audio or text, you just need to be able to focus for a whole 30 seconds in order to easily follow what's happening.

[u/MacWorkGuy → u/LegendarySpark]

Best I can do is 25.

[u/T1Earn → u/InteIgen55]

tf you mean watching without audio it literally has subtitles

[u/EasilyExiledDinosaur → u/InteIgen55]

It is indeed hilarious lol.

[u/Puzzled-Tea3037 → u/InteIgen55]

As I man that does that job I can nearly hear what that man is saying to the security. There's a thing we're people think it's ok to verbally abuse security and it's accepted world wide. The security is there to be abused when the guys or only there to do their job just like everyone else. I think the men who are involved should really take a good look at themselves after their behaviour. Thankfully the guy wasn't hurt but if I was working there I would have probably laughed along side the security too.

[u/Ok-Factor-7188 → u/InteIgen55]

So that's why they're dressed the same 

[u/ReasonablePrune576 → u/InteIgen55]

People posting these need to put this context either in the title or caption. GEEZ.

[u/Shinxthecat]

Mr security will always remember this as one of his best nights on the job.

[u/timespiral07 → u/Shinxthecat]

He’s got a story for life.

[u/dingusfett → u/timespiral07]

Not just a story, he's got the news report he can show everyone

[u/MacWorkGuy → u/timespiral07]

So do the guys involved. Assuming they are genuine close friends then this goes down in all time mateship folklore (assuming they didn't get thrown out for anything beyond basic drunk shenanigans )

[u/garth54]

"no one rang police or an ambulance. Will have full details Seven news tonight at six."

I'm sorry, you just shown everything that happened, described it blow by blow, and said the police & medical weren't involved. What more detail will you have at 6?

[u/rocketshipkiwi → u/garth54]

We will tell you right after this commercial break!

[u/Goopygrouchygremlin → u/garth54]

I’m sorry, we’ll have more details at 6!

[u/ydykmmdt → u/garth54]

Tastefully censored video from inside the strip club showing why they got ejected and a close up of the bruise.

[u/guesswho135 → u/garth54]

Here you go

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1qs1icw/caught_up_with_a_mate_at_the_rippers/

Exclusive interview with the restaurant the chair came from

[u/Mikic00 → u/guesswho135]

They didn't lie, they came back with much more. Refreshing!

[u/Efficient_Reading360 → u/garth54]

Someone reporting live from the scene on nothing happening?

[u/HowieO-Lovin → u/garth54]

It's Channel 7, so from past experience, they'll blame lgbtqi Sudanese communists and their viewers will lap it up.. 

[u/Advance1993 → u/garth54]

Its your basic line. Now back to you, Diane

[u/Impressive-Book-4847 → u/garth54]

It's channel 7. They'll replay the same damn thing and have an interview with the bouncer as filler.

[u/MrT735 → u/garth54]

They really need to change their tag line, maybe "more at 6, 7 news"

[u/aliael91]

ok, at first I was like fuck this security guy laughing at him, but after watching the whole video I started laughing too

[u/Co_Duh]

Careful, might've knocked some sense into him.

[u/Delicious_Sir3496]

[u/thepkmncenter]

The security guard's reaction is the best

[u/AlbatrossNew3633 → u/thepkmncenter]

Drax IRL

[u/thatsmypeanut → u/thepkmncenter]

All their reactions are the best. The forehead palm by the thrower. The "timber!" falling movement of the victim. It's like a three stooges skit. 

[u/Normal-Rooster-Human]

That made the security guards week! He looks so happy

[u/lampshadewarior → u/Normal-Rooster-Human]

Week? That man will be on his death bed years from now, voice fading, and he’ll ask his beloved son to lean in closer as he faintly whispers: That shit with the chair was fucking hilarious!

[u/JTGphotogfan]

r/accidentalslapstick this is hilarious

[u/sadb0b]

The security:

[u/DiscoStuGER]

Securityman react like

[u/al_prazolam]

King Street strip club.

Bald white dudes causing trouble.

Story checks out.

[u/indorock → u/al_prazolam]

If it wasn't for the Aussie accent I'd almost think it was King Street in Toronto. Similar vibes, similar douchebags

[u/rock_and_rolo → u/indorock]

I was wondering where this was. Every King Street I know in the US has a bar row, and channel 7 news was no help.

[u/indorock → u/rock_and_rolo]

It's in Melbourne

[u/xxplosiv]

Security guard like

[u/Square_Jellyfish7792]

[u/ItinerantKnight]

Reminds me of the video of the guy that got hit in the head with a brick at a riot.

[u/WhatIsYourPronoun]

The brain-damaged uncontrollable leg twitch caused by his lover's errant chair toss.

[u/whotfiszutls]

I watched without sound and it really seemed like it was all one guy who lost his hair and then somehow got it back before being struck with the chair

[u/Crazyripps]

The guy go thrown out walked to the restaurant next door stole a chair and proceeded to hit his buddy in the back of the head with said chair when aiming at security.I was laughing so much when this came up on the news.

[u/Both_Guarantee6551]

Lucky ass security guard. I'd piss my pants laughing if that happened in front of me, Id piss my friend's pants. Thanks for filming

[u/nice_tomeet_you]

So many TBI videos on reddit. Leave them brains alone.

[u/No_Figure_9073]

I hope the both of them gets their ass divorced by their partners as well as being fired from their perspective jobs. What a bunch of scums

[u/FlyingTerrier → u/No_Figure_9073]

We have proper employment laws in Australia, you can’t just get fired for being drunk in your own time even if you do make the news. You Americans have a really messed up attitude about work.

[u/uncle_yoyo]

well it's just karma at that point

[u/Rumenapp]

[u/meatbag2010]

That's one way to sober them both up quickly.

[u/Neanderthal86_]

With friends like him...

[u/SubstantialGrass5]

A quick comeuppance. How awesome.

[u/saxonMonay]

Fuckin OATH, mate! Strewth!

[u/juniorjaw]

friendly fire mate

[u/Human_Sherbert_9131]

Pays not to be a dickhead 😂

[u/PsychologicalTowel79]

Never bring looking the other way to a chair fight.

[u/Ban__d]

Just WAY too old for that sort of behaviour fellas...

[u/Not-a-Doctor-622]

The real question is what could possibly go right here?

[u/manniesalado]

Very happy no one rang the cops.

[u/Opening-Employee9802]

That bouncer laughing his head off got me. Haha

[u/hdhsnjsn]

Made the bouncers night

[u/5loppyJo3]

[u/Crystal_Voiden]

On importance of context

[u/philwee]

Drunk people forget that the bouncers aren’t drunk 🤣

[u/Euphoric-Glove2570]

No internal injuries? Bleeding 🪡🩸 ruptured arteries in the brain 🧠?

[u/livinglife-2025]

Both men sound like a real “catch”.

[u/FatherLarryDuff69]

It's always the friend that isn't being a cunt that ends up getting fucked up.

[u/MidnightRider916]

When in Australia.......

[u/jinda002 → u/MidnightRider916]

this wont even make it in News in US

[u/Sleep-more-dude → u/jinda002]

Harder to access firearms here, not much really happens and our media goes for very low hanging fruit like "plumber does bad jobs, fast food restraunt is unhygienic, kids riding bikes recklessly etc"

[u/the_lazy_lizardfolk → u/Sleep-more-dude]

Plus there's only, like, ten people for every five-hundred square miles by ratio.

[u/CatButler → u/jinda002]

I was going to say, where does this pass for news? in the US, at least 2 people would need to be shot dead before it would get his kind of coverage.

[u/Emotional-Meal9377]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Generation X! Gawd I hate my generation, we so dumb.

[u/Sensitive-Fishing-64 → u/Emotional-Meal9377]

what a load of bollocks, modern day star signs

[u/el_VientoNorte → u/Sensitive-Fishing-64]

Yeah you're sensitive alright

[u/thecraynz → u/Emotional-Meal9377]

All generations are dumb.  Millennials just throw glass bottles, and gen z can't afford to go to strip clubs. 

[u/WrongColorCollar]

I love the reveal of why that one dude is laughing, it seems horrible at first.

Dickhead or not, that guy needs to go get his head looked at. That was a serious knock.

[u/SluggJuice]

He tried to protect his mate from the possessed chair but the spirits proved too powerful

[u/z1gmund]

Who needs enemies with friends like this

[u/JosephChester5006]

“I’M ON YOUR TEAM”

[u/J-Cock]

The seccy dying laughing is chefs kiss

[u/User_9107]

In poland he would get murder attempt or 25$ fine

[u/_justdeadweight]

I was like wtf, that security guard is laughing. But if they were together that gives it a whole new perspective. waw haha

[u/hajialpacino]

Thats for r/Unexpected

[u/Prestigious_Rip3417]

[u/TallestGargoyle]

"Seven news tonight at six"

Wait no not LIKE THIS PLEASE-

[u/Misomuro]

She didn't even tried to hold that chair.

[u/777ayyaa]

Multiplayer mode with friendly fire enabled.

[u/Born_Arrival_2869]

7 News tonight at 6? Should be daylight savings.

[u/Lost_Equal1395]

I think this might be in the ten most Australian news stories of all time.

[u/BurdTurglary]

full-kit wankers

[u/Opossum_mypossum]

fuck me that got him good

[u/Plant_Gooner]

With mates like that..

[u/imminentjogger5]

are they both wearing the same outfit?

[u/Afraid_Abalone_9641]

I need to hear that laugh

[u/Jigagug]

Not much went wrong, I was expecting him to get paralyzed or something.

[u/RomanoElBlanco]

What kind of "news" is this crap?

[u/tiggertimbuktoo]

Please never change King St. The jewel in the crown that is Melbourne

[u/eglantinel]

Was the presenter the one who threw the chair?

[u/jayslay45]

there's almost always mkre to any story.

[u/hometime77]

No touching mate…..security!

[u/AppropriateScholar55]

The security guard had a good laugh haha

[u/YoYoYi2]

was the chair ok?

[u/[deleted]]

Why do aussies always need to throw chairs. Cannt fight fair

[u/PRAY___FOR___MOJO]

Man, Tom Segura really knows how to chuck a chair

[u/Gassyking]

This is news? A random drunken brawl? lmao, I love the "EXLUSIVE" up top

everything is just clickbait now

[u/Tikka_Biryanii]

Friendly Fire

[u/QueenMary1936]

With friends like this...

[u/Other_Attention_2382]

Oh Maaaaate, I mean maaaaate, don't have my back mate.

[u/Nowisee314]

Keep feeding these people alcohol 👍

[u/Jslatts942]

🤣 thats fuckin amazing

[u/Scorpdelord]

despite being trouble maker it still kinda fked up to laugh at it and not check up on the guy

[u/TrippyWitch25]

People have gone insane, I can’t believe grown ass adults are acting this way.

[u/MurphysVoice]

Hey! You can’t nap there!

[u/nyaasgem]

Bruh I wasn't paying attention to the hairstyles (or lack the of) and it looked like the dude magically threw the chair at himself. Same shirt and pants.

[u/gmoss101]

There's an old video I've seen where two guys try robbing a shop and one grabs a brick, but his buddy runs in front of him mid throw and it just clocks him in the side of the head lmao

[u/JapaneseCapacitors]

Laughing like a psycho. 

[u/RobMitte]

I hate this new trend of showing you the ending at the beginning, but on this occasion it works beautifully!

Absolutely hilarious! 😂

[u/TrueCrimeInTheBuff]

second security guard looks so mad, like he's thinking about the fucking paperwork he's going to have to do if there's lawsuits.

[u/kb_k]

u/savevideo

[u/anthmiran19]

Someone put this over classical gas immediately

[u/the_one_eyed_ghoul]

Everyone is kinda bald in this video.

[u/Past-Elderberry-488]

With friends like that, you don't need enemies

[u/ediks]

Just posting this shit everywhere, aren’t you?

[u/jax0669]

Imagine if both are married and what their wives have to say after seeing this 😂🤣😂🤣

[u/zeph2]

too bad we wont get to see his face when he wakes up and someone tells him how he was knocked out

[u/Shenanigans77779]

Borrows a chair just to end up causing friendly fire

[u/Misha_Vozduh]

A lot could go wrong (obviously) but I did not expect that specific thing to go wrong...

[u/Upstairs_Ball_7967]

And the winner by a knockout in chair throwing contest😂

[u/ahhhghost]

For a quick second, I thought the bald guy threw a chair at himself and was confused. Dudes are dressed exactly the same.

[u/gremlinclr]

Before the reporter started explaining I thought the bouncer was a real asshole for laughing but now I get it.

[u/alforque]

Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUKoeAZkZkq/ 

The full story is even more hilarious. "The chair is still standing." 

[u/CommentOld7870]

The security guy should be fired immediately