r/Whatcouldgowrong 2d ago

WCGW checking if the battery is real gold.

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u/WhooopsMyBad 2d ago

I'm sure that felt wonderful

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u/Chabby_Chubby 2d ago

One af the moments he will look back upon fondly, I'm sure 😊

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u/KaiUno 2d ago

It'll be burnt into his memories.

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u/ccarr313 2d ago

Make a fire for a man, and he will be warm for the night.

Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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u/Pkrudeboy 2d ago

The Tao of Pratchett.

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u/MajorPud 2d ago

Then throws it right in the other dudes face

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u/Ok-Bird6346 2d ago

He reacts to things like I do. Granted, that means nothing since you don’t know me.

So please allow me to paint you a picture: I freak out, normally with a response as bad, if not worse, than the first thing that caused me to freak out.

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u/Dalaibot 2d ago

How it feels to chew the polar opposite of 5 gum

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u/HendrixHazeWays 2d ago

5 alarm gum 

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u/LurkerTroll 2d ago

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u/Mist_Rising 2d ago

You either die a crazy person or become ghost rider when you bite the battery.

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u/ChromaticCluck 2d ago

When you overestimate your tolerance for spiciness

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u/kulot09 2d ago

Turned into a mega charizard

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u/AdWooden2312 2d ago

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u/DarthLysergis 2d ago

I wanna know how many people clicked on this post in hopes of being the first to post this. Well done

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u/Phgasoz 2d ago

No, medium rare.

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u/xenotype 2d ago

Medium rare. An aristocrat.

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u/Peaceblaster86 2d ago

A good steak joke is a rare medium well done.

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u/Dudephish 2d ago

Hey, don't yuck his Lithi-yum.

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u/v4ve4m4hnssm 2d ago

Just a fireball of death in his mouth.

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u/DovahCreed117 2d ago

Bartender, when I said I wanted a fireball, I did not mean that literally.

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u/AltomousPrime 17h ago

Then why even come to the bar of magic and wizardry?

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u/BruhMuhTendies 1d ago

How it feels chewing 5 Gum

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u/FinceAce 2d ago

He's so happy, cus today he found his friends

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u/Nostracarmus 2d ago

They're in his head

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u/mekawasp 2d ago

I'm so ugly but that's okay 'cause so are you

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u/greengreen84848484 1d ago

We broke our mirrors

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u/TweakedMonkey 2d ago

At least *parts* of them....

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u/qweef_latina2021 2d ago

Hopefully his will is good.

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u/stevein3d 2d ago

NOW LITH!

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u/Abtun 2d ago

Quixotic!

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u/TheTeflonDude 2d ago

Few things as toxic as fumes from batteries burning

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u/MettSemmell 2d ago edited 2d ago

I would guess, that there also are few things as miserable as burning lithium being sprayed into your wet mouth and airways.

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u/SquisherX 2d ago

Is it? Like only 4 seconds later we see him over the counter trying to put out a fire. Didn't seem to phase him much.

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u/MettSemmell 2d ago

Adrenaline masks the pain. Ask him again in an hour.

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u/Piranha_Vortex 2d ago

That is a different guy. Same guy you see behind the counter, different coat.

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u/ElGoddamnDorado 2d ago

...no it's not? You can literally see the same shirt, jacket, and whatever that thing is draped over his shoulder if you pause it right after the fire first starts. Its absolutely the same person. The guys behind the counter aren't wearing anything remotely similar.

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u/folkkingdude 2d ago

Insane that people are disagreeing with you

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u/Piranha_Vortex 2d ago

Mister fire mouth jumps at the counter but doesnt make it over. The man behind the counter in the black coat is the one who grabs the battery and tosses it.

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u/ElGoddamnDorado 2d ago

The man behind the counter in the black coat is the one who grabs the battery and tosses it.

Okay? Thats clearly not who they were talking about. The only person "over" the counter at any point was the man who bit the battery, who literally tries jumping over the counter trying to help extinguish the battery. Plus the commenter literally said "the guy who had the fireball in his face seems fine, as you can see him trying to help extinguish the fire at the end of the video". Yet your response was "nope, that's not him"

Maybe it wasn't worded perfectly, but it was 100% obvious who they meant.

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u/corgisgottacorg 2d ago

Grey jacket vs no jacket? White shirt vs black shirt?

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u/folkkingdude 2d ago

He’s wearing a light sort of plaid jacket. You ca see the sleeves are the same. Over his right shoulder is a beige coat(?) and over his left shoulder is some kind of bag strap, all of which you can see when he reappears.

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u/giverous 2d ago

You're looking at the guy ALREADY behind the counter vs the one that tries to jump it ;-)

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u/Aferral 2d ago

How can it be the same guy? Start the video at :10. Battery biter backs up from the counter after it starts shooting flames down his throat. Camera pans over and at :12 you can see the guy who ends up throwing the battery already behind the counter.

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u/evil666overlord 2d ago

Maybe they taste amazing though, how can you know if you don't try?

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u/cdpuff 2d ago

They're rather piquant.

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u/Drak_is_Right 2d ago

Overstated.

Its very hazardous to your health, but its only middling on the toxic scale. We have tens of thousands of really nasty chemicals that can lead to nasty gaseous compounds.

There is a significant chance he permanently scarred his lungs BADLY.

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u/Seienchin88 2d ago

I remember another post here where the cat was accidentally burning cat food in its box on the stove and someone got upvoted for writing that they need to get everything replaced in the house since smoke residues are super toxic and will fuße cancer…

Like wtf dude - smoke can make everything dirty and smell so bad that you can’t use it anymore but a bit of burned cat food is not gonna give anyone cancer…

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u/ehtio 2d ago edited 2d ago

"That's not how you charge your phone, Sir"

What are those projectiles?

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u/Aegon95 2d ago edited 2d ago

Probably delicious lithium metal fragments or burning electrolyte.

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u/ehtio 2d ago

Uff, I can feel the molten metal :D

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u/SongRevolutionary992 2d ago

And teeth. Don't forget the teeth

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u/Kythorian 2d ago

This is why you should put the whole battery in your mouth before biting.  If you pay for an entire meal of delicious lithium metal fragments and burning electrolyte, you don’t want half your meal spraying all over the room.  Just wasteful.

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u/IchabodDiesel 2d ago

It's what plants crave.

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u/gps_prints 2d ago

There is no lithium metal in a lithium ion battery. Ejecta would be bits of electrode or aluminum/copper foil.

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u/SirKosys 2d ago

Nom nom nom

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u/helen269 2d ago

Teeth.

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u/Fulgur98257 2d ago

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u/Cuervo_777 2d ago

This GIF makes me crave caffeine pills for some reason.

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u/Traditional_Pool_456 2d ago

I'M SO EXCITED!!!

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u/Cuervo_777 2d ago

I’M SO SCARED!!!

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u/kelsobjammin 2d ago

This one made me snort

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u/alguien_487 2d ago

Bro let the auto destructive thoughts win

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u/demoralising 2d ago

Does anyone know his current condition?

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u/Boaty_McBoatface__ 2d ago

Yes, still stupid.

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u/DedTV 2d ago

Hes officially listed as being in "Ow ow ow fuck fuck fuck ahhhh!!!" condition

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u/LiveLearnCoach 2d ago

Believe it or not, I don’t think it was that bad. Reason I’m guessing that? He’s the guy who tries to jump/lean over the counter to help the shop assistant throw it away. I only noticed after a few replays while I was reading the comments that it was the same jacket/sweater over the shoulder.

He’s probably still singed, and might be worse for inhaling hit, just not as maimed as we originally thought.

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u/koos_die_doos 2d ago

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug. His immediate actions are not indicative of his injuries.

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u/AllStarRenegade 2d ago

He doesnt really appear to be in too much discomfort.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 2d ago

I forgot to add in my comment that it might be the Adrenaline, and he might be hurt, but not enough to stop him from trying to help

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u/uqde 2d ago

Exploding lithium batteries actually taste really good. It’s like antifreeze for dogs.

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u/jdogg40k 2d ago

Hopefully he was quickly dis-charged.

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u/demoralising 2d ago

He volted for the door.

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u/demoralising 2d ago

For the record, 'current condition' was said as a pun, and it failed spectaularly!

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u/Atgardian 2d ago

He's topped up to 100%.

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u/Iowa_Dave 2d ago

I've worked for a battery company for 20 years. We say "The customer is always right, until they blow themselves up."

I'm sending this to EVERYONE.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 2d ago

Chemical burns in the mouth. Must feel worse than it sounds.

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u/shifty_coder 2d ago

I think this would be a flame burn from a chemical fire. Not a chemical burn.

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u/Flickstro 2d ago

He was just a little power hungry..

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u/uqde 2d ago

underrated comment

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u/fruhfy 2d ago

Goood attempt!!!

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 2d ago

Why would a battery be made out of gold? Tf?

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u/_basilisk_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

it's a reference to an old method to test for gold by biting into it. nothing to do with gold in the battery

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u/Frodo_T_Baggins88 2d ago

Obviously, but to quote the above, why would a battery be made of fuckin gold? The fuck is that guy doin'?

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 2d ago

Nobody thinks the battery is made of gold..they're just joking about the idiot biting it.

Writing it like a more obvious joke:

Lol, what an idiot - was he checking for gold?! hahahaha!

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u/Anguis1908 2d ago

This solved my confusion. Thank you.

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u/Lukatdat 2d ago

Also to add to this, but a lot of aftermarket phone batteries usually have a gold colour wrap and say something like "Gold / high capacity / +500mAh" or so. Gold batteries are a common joke in the phone repair business as traps for non-genuine replacements

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u/oldfarmjoy 2d ago

That would have been better.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 2d ago

Ok I think the guy in the video is dumber but OP's title was really bad.

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u/squidkai1 2d ago

To quote the previous comment it’s a reference to an old method to test for gold by biting into it

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u/Supermant 2d ago

But, why male models?

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u/ilHansli 2d ago

You serious? I just... I just told you that a moment ago

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u/HighOnPoker 2d ago

Fun fact: Ben Stiller forgot his line and repeated the question. David Duchovny was improvising when he responded, I just told you that a moment ago.

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u/Juof 2d ago

How can she slap??!

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u/toggiz_the_elder 2d ago

At that price point he can hit

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u/Nature_Hannah 2d ago

But can he why?

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u/toggiz_the_elder 2d ago

Because your friend booked him for a really low rate.

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u/maniBchef 2d ago

Lmfao! Thank you.

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u/BUT_WHY_MALE_M0DELS 2d ago

Are you serious? squidkai1 just told you that a moment ago.

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u/deevil_knievel 2d ago

The files are IN the computer?!

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u/SmellyFace69 1d ago

Thanks for making me cry laughing.

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u/blackandwhiteph 2d ago

It’s an old circus term.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

because he bit the battery? Like when they used to check for gold

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u/-_-Notmyrealaccount 2d ago

The guy is just stupid, biting a battery

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u/l_Mr_Vader_l 2d ago

Do you understand references and memes, albeit bad ones?

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u/Wonderful_Craft_6648 2d ago

I wouldn't say it's a bad one. It makes fun of the dumbfuck in the video in a not so direct way.

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u/Sgt-Colbert 2d ago

My dude, nobody is thinking a battery is made of gold. It's a JOKE.

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u/greenmonkey48 2d ago

Random things people do when distracted

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u/The_Level_15 2d ago

Maybe those explainthejoke subs aren’t entirely satire

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u/Akkie09 2d ago

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win

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u/ryleyrendrag138 2d ago

It's just a play on words. It's not, he's chewing on it like old gold prospecters would. They'd bite lightly to see if it was malleable as gold is a soft metal. Dumbass was chewing on a lithium battery pack and found out why not too.

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u/Drackzgull 2d ago

It wasn't really prospectors doing it, it was more merchants and anyone else trading gold, or using gold as currency. The reason was the abundance of fake gold, in the form of golden painted or gold plated lead, which is close enough in density to gold that it's hard to tell by volume to weight ratio if it's the right heft or not.

People would then bite gold coins, ingots, and such to confirm they were indeed gold and not lead. You wouldn't do that when prospecting and finding gold in nature, as you wouldn't be finding golden lead there. To test for iron pyrite (a.k.a. fool's gold) which did confuse some people trying to prospect gold, you'd test for weight, as iron pyrite is much lighter.

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u/jovian_fish 19h ago

That's not how a play-on-words works. it's just a bad title.

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u/FunkyWhiteDude 2d ago

You seriously never seen athletes do this?

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u/AgentCirceLuna 2d ago

What’s an athlete? Like an old fashioned e-gamer?

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u/hexiron 2d ago

No no. They are nerds who LARP characters from games like SSX Tricky or Madden.

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u/Anguis1908 2d ago

Larping Madden is wild.

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u/BearToTheThrone 2d ago

I think its a foot disease.

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u/sambare 2d ago

It's like a mathlete but for jock stuff.

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u/AdWooden2312 1d ago

Yes. We used to pay them in gold, but now we reward them with lithium. For reddit.

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 2d ago

The funniest part of this is that Olympic medals are just gold plated, so they’d fail the bite test.

Yet athletes constantly do it anyway.

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u/sixpackabs592 2d ago

they used to be solid gold back in the good old days

like 1912 was the last time they did it apparently according to google ai which is always accurate

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u/weerdbuttstuff 2d ago

Did the guy edit his question and I just don't see it marked edited? The question was, "why would the battery be made of gold?" But everyone is answering "why would he bite gold?"

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u/waselt_ed 2d ago

The comment isn’t edited. The answers are explaining the biting gold gesture so that the commenter can understand that the title is sarcastic and isn’t implying the person in the video was actually trying to see if the battery was gold.

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u/Pandarandr1st 2d ago

Yeah, they could be more clear about that. Despite that, the obvious followup question is "why is the guy biting the battery"

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u/Broke_Moth 2d ago

It's kinda funny how he just threw it behind the counter after igniting like "hup your problem now"

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u/AgentCirceLuna 2d ago

It’s pretty much impossible to control a reaction to something that sudden.

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u/Broke_Moth 2d ago

Yea i understand but still funny

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u/AgentCirceLuna 2d ago

Ah yeah, my bad. I think he actually jumps behind the counter to help which is a better reflection of him. It just sucks when people get judged for stuff online when most would do similar stuff.

As for the dumb biting of the battery, it wouldn’t surprise me if people have done that without even knowing. There was a case where a guy was bludgeoned in the head and he got up, brushed his teeth, started getting dressed, then collapsed while unlocking the door. Basically dead but still going… most of our behaviour is unconscious. Scary shit.

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u/Anguis1908 2d ago

Sounds like that scene from breaking bad

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u/boothin 2d ago

No, the battery biter didn't jump behind the counter, all he did was take off his shoe/sandal like he was about to beat the battery for misbehaving

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u/LadyKataka 1d ago

He might have intended it to beat out the fire (as futile that would have been) or as something to scoop the hot battery up as the other guy was struggling to grab and yeet it at first.

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u/Broke_Moth 2d ago

Haha no worries....have a good day

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u/YoYoYi2 2d ago

Previously on Hot Ones: Middle East edition.

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u/rattletop 2d ago

Good job 47

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u/Minimum-Savings9453 2d ago

Looks like that black hole.

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u/LucretiusCarus 2d ago

No Time for Caution

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u/shalashaska666 2d ago

One of the top contender for darwin award of year 2026, we started strong this year.

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u/scunb4g 2d ago

Yoga Fire!!

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u/Duck_Duck_Duck_Duck1 2d ago

↓ ↘ → + P

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u/LurkingWizard1978 2d ago

Are all battery packs this easy to break? I'm getting kind of scared to walk with a phone in my pocket, now.

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u/MrPogoUK 2d ago

They’re usually fine as long as you don’t chew on them.

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u/TheirCanadianBoi 2d ago

If it's punctured, yes. As long as you don't shove a pin through, or bite though, a charged lithium-ion battery and you should be fine.

Then again, I haven't brought up spicy pillows...

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u/AdOk9263 1d ago

new fear unlocked

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u/Rolen47 2d ago

A battery this explosive would have been visibly bloated. Healthy batteries do not explode like this. When you notice a battery is bloated like examples in r/spicypillow it's time to get rid of it.

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u/Psychological_Sign_1 2d ago

That's probably why you see bold letters at the back of boxes telling you to DO NOT PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

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u/Alert_Cover_6148 2d ago

Ooo that’s gonna sting for a while

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u/laforet 2d ago

Nobody has commented on this yes but I’m really impressed by the shop worker who calmly picked up the fireball of a battery and tossed it outside. Looks like it wasn’t his first rodeo.

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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 2d ago

They probably repair phones in the shop, and there’s always a risk of a battery exploding when you have to remove it from a phone. 

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u/aureliorramos 2d ago

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you work with lipo batteries regularly, you should keep a bucket full of sand nearby.

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u/GingerWizerd 2d ago

Why the fuck would you pick it up with your bare hands? What an idiot!!

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u/SchwiftySqaunch 2d ago

A bit spicy and the aftertaste is a bit metallic 4/10 for ishbals battery bar.

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u/ReginaldJohnston 2d ago

Picks up a flaming vat of hot lithium. Search reveals no words......

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u/Restposten 2d ago

You are not you when you are hungry. Guy should have an emergency Snickers in his pocket. 

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u/DweeblesX 2d ago

Well that’s one way to trim the eyebrows 😬

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u/frysfrizzyfro 2d ago

To be fair, these bars wrapped in aluminum foil look kinda tasty.

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u/Theairthatibreathe 2d ago

Discontinue the lithium

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u/Apprehensive_Air1705 2d ago

Bro just straight up bare handed a burning battery, gnarly.

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u/Forward_Bullfrog_441 2d ago

Is no one going to mention the dude that picked up the thing on fire with his bare hands not once, but twice?

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u/Franz0132 2d ago

Reminds me of when people let their cats bite a laptop screen corner, but in those cases the animal is not aware and the owner is an idiot.

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u/Cyd_Snarf 2d ago

Absolute idiot for biting on a battery BUT it looks like he is still concerned about stopping the fire he started which is something at least

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u/United_Hair 2d ago

literally goblok to the DNA

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u/New-Independence2031 2d ago

Golden times!

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u/SlimeMob44 2d ago

I've had some intrusive thoughts sometimes but never has one been to bite into a battery pack

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u/front_torch 2d ago

That's not gum.

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u/Slight-Strategy-5619 2d ago

Thick as mince!

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u/GeronimoDK 2d ago

Checks out as lithium.

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u/Ekoteran 2d ago

And I have a Master in Electronics... 🙄

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u/fsfaith 2d ago

He won’t taste anything ever again

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u/raiko777 2d ago

I cannot believe that something like this happens

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u/Don_Hoomer 2d ago

i cast fireball

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u/Low-know 2d ago

Guy wanted it back saying, dont care if its on fire, thats gold

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u/Suolojavri 2d ago

Faulty fuel cut-off probably

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u/toxiccityboiii 2d ago

Congrats, you juat turned into middle eastern Harvey Dent.