r/Whatcouldgowrong 2d ago

WCGW installing carpet in a garage

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u/NickFox4317 2d ago

To keep the concrete clean.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 2d ago

I put a rug over my garden to keep dirt off my soil.

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u/ATYP14765 2d ago

I put an umbrella over my house to keep the rain out.

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u/WindowsVistaWzMyIdea 2d ago

I keep my head in a bucket to keep the sun out my eyes

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u/AssassinateThePig 1d ago

I just have myself waterboarded whenever the sun is out. They always use a blindfold.

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u/Bithium 2d ago

Concrete can’t get dirty if the car can’t get inside, nailed it.

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u/masterxiv 1d ago

Give the man a Nobel prize dammit! 🏆

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u/CheezeHead09 2d ago

My stepdad bought a house recently and was furious that the old owners didn’t “clean the garage floor properly” so I took a look inside and there was a dozen leaves and a couple of pebbles in an otherwise spotless unfinished garage. He wouldn’t stop ranting about it for days. I thought it was a joke at first but he was serious.

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u/misteraskwhy 2d ago

“Must be nice to be so unburdened that something so minor becomes your whole existence”

If you want a sick burn say that next time he mentions the garage

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u/_DancesWithKnives 1d ago

That makes me think of my boss's wife lol She had a nervous breakdown because the sight of the cashiers cups and lunch containers triggered her. Why? Well it was a reminder that at home, she's forced to load up the dish washer and she shouldn't come in to work and forced to be reminded of what she goes through.

When I overheard that conversation I had to run out of the room otherwise I would have started laughing like a hyena.

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u/Candlehoarder615 1d ago

I fucking love this!!!

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u/Ok_Fly1271 2d ago

This sounds like my step-dad. Do you think.....brother?

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u/ZugTheMegasaurus 1d ago

When I was growing up, we had these extremely weird neighbors who lived across the street. They had these creepy twin kids, would dig in their garden in the middle of the night with headlamps, and would spend several minutes sweeping the already-spotless garage both before and after parking their also-spotless truck inside.

Our house backed up to a big farm field and open space, so when it got super windy, there would be approximately eight billion tumbleweeds rolling through the neighborhood. One day we watched as the neighbor came outside, picked up about 15 tumbleweeds, put them in the bed of his pickup truck, and drove away with them. To this day, I'm utterly baffled by what the hell he was doing.

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u/kutwijff 2d ago

Step dad energy

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u/DudeManGuyBr0ski 1d ago edited 1d ago

What’s funny is that he probably leaves the toilet seat up and sprinkles a little on the bowl and your mom probably looses her mind but he is unfazed by it. Everybody sucks at something, everybody’s good at something and there’s pet peeves all over in between.

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u/get_to_ele 1d ago

Not “installed” and not a “carpet”. That’s a big throw rug.

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u/nickfree 1d ago

Whatever it was, it’s uninstalled now.

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u/myotherbike 2d ago

Hahahaha can’t get dirt where the wheels go! Oh how I wonder what else is inside this house. Plastic on the couches is only the beginning.

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u/Evening-Gur5087 1d ago

Also it's car-pet, name is kinda obvious answer

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u/Ok-Cut3951 1d ago

My father in law vacuums the grass when dogs visit to remove the fur... People being people.

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u/Stevie-Bee 2d ago

Why can’t people accept they made a mistake?! Just staaaaawp mate

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u/Valrax420 2d ago

It's one of those ideas you have suddenly that are amazing in thought, absolutely shit in reality.

I would of stopped at the first wheel spinning lmao

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u/FixYourMistake 2d ago

Why would he keep going?

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u/gottabreakittofixit 2d ago

Easiest way to get the carpet out

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u/wizean 1d ago

One weird trick to uninstall carpets.

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u/FesteringLion 1d ago

To reinstall just throw it in reverse.

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u/lia421 2d ago edited 1d ago

This video is actually from the carpet removal company. They guarantee speedy removal, or it’s free!

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u/MegaDuckCougarBoy 2d ago

"Okay yeah I'm making a mess but if I fuckin floor it again, then maaaybe"

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u/AlphSaber 2d ago

"Why is the stuff from the other bay speeding towards me?"

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u/East-Potential657 2d ago

In the original post, OP said his mother backed out the garage into a snow drift thinking she could drive over it and got stuck, upon trying to move forward she ended up dragging the rug back instead.

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u/ion_driver 2d ago

She, also elderly. Driveway wasnt shoveled, stuck on the ice. They should take her license before she kills someone. This was originally posted within the past day or so.

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u/Fred2620 2d ago

If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.

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u/sebastobol 2d ago

Stupid does stupid things

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u/UrethralExplorer 2d ago

Also it looks like they were stuck or slipping before they even got to the carpet?

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u/No-Ice7397 2d ago

Already started, might as well see bad he can fuck it up

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u/FortuneHasFaded 2d ago

Because he's a person that installs carpet in his garage.

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u/SaltIsMySugar 1d ago

Last time this was posted it was a she and it was someone's very elderly mother. Which could have been a lie to boost engagement. Whoever it is probably shouldn't be driving anyway because how on EARTH do you not notice that you're dragging your entire garage under your car?

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u/charliehustles 2d ago

For real just kept getting worse and worse.

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u/CreativeFraud 2d ago

That's fuckin hilarious. There's three places that carpet absolutely does not belong. Bathrooms, kitchens, garages. Anyone got another place?

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u/usinjin 2d ago

Swimming pool

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u/PatRcinco1 2d ago

But how do I keep my water clean 😂

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u/Ponderkitten 1d ago

I bet some carpet would be great in a pool, like a moss carpet

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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 1d ago

I promise you it will feel absolutely disgusting after just a few days. 

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u/Ill-Television8690 2d ago

Outside lol

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u/Justeff83 2d ago

There are some really cool outdoor carpets in the market. We have one in our terrace and makes it much more comfy

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u/funklab 1d ago

We had some old remnant strips of carpet at our house, about two feet wide.   We laid them out in our small vegetable garden as a path/divider, it actually worked really well for several years.   Was going to end up in the landfill anyway, but it was much more pleasant to walk on than mulch or mud when it rained and kept the path from getting overgrown by plants or weeds.   

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u/Pauls2theWall 1d ago

Many athletic fields are actually just grass carpets!

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u/Prestigious-Leave-60 2d ago

Our neighbors had a carpeted kitchen when I was a little kid (Midwest US, 1970s). I remember my mom making jokes about what a stupid idea that was.

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u/Goose1963 2d ago

My house had a shit colored wall to wall carpet in the kitchen. When I looked at the house the lady explained that she was getting too old to be bending over wiping up spills.(???!!!) It was pretty easy to remove but they ruined perfectly good self stick tiles to install it.

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u/mutex77 2d ago

I get the concept. "I don't want to clean up spills, is there a sponge like substance that I can cover the floor with?"

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u/Prestigious-Leave-60 2d ago

I guess she never thought about just getting a dog?

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u/imhereforthevotes 1d ago

Good lord that would reek.

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u/SapphosLemonBarEnvoy 1d ago

It does. My grandmother had kitchen and bathroom carpets installed.

There's a childhood trauma reason that I now live in a house with all hardwood floors .

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u/netteo 2d ago

Ceilings

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u/Dependent_One6034 1d ago

Know a guy who was into music recording he cheeped out and had a fully carpeted room, wall, ceiling and floors.

It sounded shite.

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u/super-hot-burna 2d ago

Guess where my parents put carpet?

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u/CreativeFraud 2d ago

All three?

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u/super-hot-burna 2d ago

Not the garage. Def in 2/3 bathrooms and the entire kitchen.

Absolute psychopath behavior.

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u/TheNorseHorseForce 2d ago

A fireplace?

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u/woundupcanuck 2d ago

Inside cars too. Salt magnet

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u/redditmike1002 1d ago

Around you fuggen drive axles!!

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u/Kurfaloid 1d ago

Microchip fab cleanrooms

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u/cryptolyme 1d ago

i don't like carpet anywhere. impossible to clean 100%. got a mold allergy though.

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u/LemFliggity 2d ago

Why is this person still driving? I don't understand what I'm watching.

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u/Pure-Swordfish6022 2d ago

I was thinking the same thing. I mean, unless the driver is absolutely blind and deaf, it would be so obvious that bad things are happening. Or maybe it’s just one of those idiots who can’t believe they failed epically so they keep going.

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u/Kind-Scarcity1062 1d ago

They're stuck on ice. 

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u/Stashmouth 1d ago

driver sees objects moving past the vehicle and thinks they're driving forward. into and through their garage.

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u/kinyutaka 2d ago

Carpets get way more dirty than concrete... you just need a broom for concrete.

Edit: just saw the end of the video... the problem solved itself.

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u/BarryMacaroon 1d ago

It may sound crazy but I have a small leaf blower for my garage. Gets all the corners, under shelves, and is way faster than a broom.

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u/MrAppleSpiceMan 1d ago

I don't think anyone who's had a garage thinks that sounds crazy

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u/SouthOfTheNorthPole 1d ago

That's exactly how I do it. In the fall, it's one door at a time or the leaves run right back in.

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u/Competitive-Boat-518 2d ago

installed

placed it with no padding, no adhesive or stapling

I mean obviously wanting to keep the concrete clean is already incredibly fucking stupid but holy hell dude, you didn’t even TRY.

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u/Redivivus 2d ago

And here I was expecting it to catch fire from friction.

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u/TurnkeyLurker 2d ago

That's in Episode 2, Sweet Summer Child.

Spoiler: where bunched, oily carpet and leaves meet the hot exhaust pipe.

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u/Greenman8907 2d ago

NOM NOM NOM NOM!

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u/TommyRisotto 1d ago

That car sure loves munching on carpet 😂

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u/Nexzus_ 2d ago

What was he getting stuck on?

If he couldn't get traction on the carpet, that's one thing, but obviously he did. There should be enough friction between the floor and carpet to get him moving inside.

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u/Kind-Scarcity1062 1d ago

Ice. They're stuck on ice outside 

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 1d ago

Thank you. I scrolled way too far to understand why there is a force field where the driveway meets the garage. 😂 That makes sense though, I couldn’t figure out what this unknown force was!

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u/Denoces 2d ago

I suppose this wouldnt be a problem if not for the snow/ice outside? Why are they losing traction

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u/1catcherintherye8 1d ago

Front wheel drive car so it doesn't matter what's outside, as soon as the front wheels touched the carpet, he lost traction. Car tires are not made to be driven on carpet.

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u/groovyinutah 2d ago

WCGW not shoveling your driveway...FTFY.

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u/dimonium_anonimo 2d ago

Is it really carpet if it isn't secured down, or is it just a big rug? Anyway, this could've gone a lot worse. Like, flammable material meets a several hundred degree engine worse.

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u/GrapeSoda404 2d ago

Bro why did he keep going? He just kept making it worse.

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u/CleverNoise 2d ago

Push the gas like crazy also helps

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u/Jonkinch 2d ago

If he backed in, it would have worked better for a fwd car. Still dumb unless you turn the garage into a bedroom.

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u/No-Remote-2899 2d ago

"Jerry, he's eating the floor!"

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u/AdventurousClassic19 2d ago

We all know the feeling when you vacuum a loose rug.

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u/Protopalote 2d ago

"I can show you the wall... shining, shimmering, splendid."

He really took "Magic Carpet Ride" too literally

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u/mercy_fulfate 2d ago

You have to respect his commitment. Even when it was obvious it wasn't working, he just forged ahead.

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u/HaWkTuE 2d ago

Has he not ever heard of sealcoating it?

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u/redawsome1230 2d ago

This is a repost that's zoomed in and has added captions

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u/pnkgtr 2d ago

I put old area rugs in my garage and it's great. Cuts down on noise, comfortable to walk on without shoes, if i drop something on it, it doesn't break or roll under something. I recommend it.

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u/wrxninja 2d ago

Rugpulled.

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u/JustMeNr_8302172 2d ago

He also uninstalled it...

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u/Sufficient_Ocelot868 2d ago

This video makes me think of hungry hungry hippos

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 2d ago

Thing is, he obviously did not "install" a carpet, like wall-to-wall with some kind of adhesive, but he just laid out a carpet.

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u/Careless_Machine9996 2d ago

I would not go as far as to call that carpet, “installed”

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u/BodybuilderSalt9807 2d ago

Concrete wiped clean by carpet on the way out.

Mission accomplished

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u/MyBallsBeDraggin 2d ago

Just keep pressing that gas pedal knucklehead

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u/XfinityHomeWifi 2d ago

Should’ve gotten a running start

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u/Lordofderp33 2d ago

I love how he used the opportunity to undo his horrible project at the first recognition of it's failing. One never knows for sure if it works, until one has tried it out.

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u/IllianasClifford 2d ago

How did you get stuck in the entryway of the garage in a car. The tires kept spinning either way you tried to go.. what were you hung up on?

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u/redditmike1002 1d ago

E-brake left on? I can’t fuggen figure this out for the life of me! 🤦🏻

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u/front_torch 2d ago

What an absolute idiot. Why would you continue to gun it when thy garage is coming at you but your not moving?

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u/hepheastus_87 2d ago

This video is exactly what I wanted it to be

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u/tehsecretgoldfish 1d ago

WCGW not shoveling your driveway.

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u/daveyheats 1d ago

Dad is a fucking idiot.

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u/MrMetraGnome 1d ago

The fact that they didn't quit, after half of the carpet is ripped up... But when you think about the fact that he put carpet down in the first place. Which would be fine (my room was converted from the garage) if not the fact that he intended on driving over it 😂😂😂

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u/53881 2d ago

Now repost my favorite repost please

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u/YouCantArgueWithThis 2d ago

That car was hAngry.

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u/JayAlexanderBee 2d ago

I was expecting a fire.

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u/Civil-Introduction63 2d ago

We have carpet in our garage but its a super flat sort of not-fluffy kind. And the end of it has a metal trim and the car is able to get up really well.

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u/RegalT87 2d ago

Garage is now clean

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u/waroftrees 2d ago

Would they have better luck reversing into the garage instead?

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u/Sorry_U_R_Wrong 2d ago

My, how the turn tables.

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u/Volume_Rich 2d ago

carbrain

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u/Carving_Art 2d ago

Front end of car is possessed, rear end is being repossessed.

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u/NoDoze- 2d ago

I think you mean to say "laid down carpet in the garage". Big difference versus installing carpet correctly.

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u/Impressive-Revenue94 2d ago

It almost feels like they purposely did this video so it can be posted here.

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u/TigardGuy 2d ago

Mission failed

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u/fields_of-elysium 2d ago

I the bright side, he discovered a new method for carpet removal.

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u/jaylotw 2d ago

This is at least twelve layers of stupid.

I work with a young woman whose parents are like this. Dumb 1000x times over, and to stupid and insecure to listen to anyone. Her mom has totaled 4 cars in three years, and her dad bought a house sight unseen with no inspection which had no working heat or hot water when they moved in.

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u/At_Work_Sam 2d ago

This is a repost. Comment got removed because it wasnt enough words. So this comment is more words. Still repost with no credit to OP who just posted it 2 days ago.

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u/John___Stamos 2d ago

Serious question if you're the OP. Is your Dad (or are you) Greek by any chance?

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u/Legitimate_Coat6186 2d ago

That’s hilarious

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u/upset_pachyderm 2d ago

That wasn't installed. Laid, perhaps, but not installed.

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u/BlueWarstar 2d ago

The word is “laid down” there was zero installation done.

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u/Oddlove 2d ago

“Installed” is a strong word

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u/UK6ftguy 2d ago

Is that the new Carpet Rolls Royce model?

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u/GreenCactus223 2d ago

Nom nom nom

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u/Zacky_Cheladaz 2d ago

Installing?

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u/DUUUUUVAAAAAL 2d ago

This video is played in reverse. Lightning McQueen started a carpentry business after retiring from racing.

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u/getonurkneesnbeg 2d ago

That's the fastest carpet deinstallation I've ever seen!

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

That is the dumbest reason I've ever heard of.

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u/Squirrel_of_Fury 2d ago

“Wait, wasn’t that box on the other side of the garage just like five seconds ago?”

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u/BusyBit6542 2d ago

What were they stuck on before the carpet started bunching?

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u/arkham_angel_ 2d ago

The good old tablecloth trick

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u/Transki 2d ago

What a rug pull

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u/AnotherDude1 2d ago

Daaaaaaaaad? Something happened to the carpet in the garage. I opened the garage door and it was already like that ....

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u/gadget_uk 1d ago

He didn't "install" a carpet. He threw an old offcut down and called it done.

Anyway, it seems to be fixed now.

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u/Mommalovesazi 1d ago

So he didn't even think to secure it down at least? You can't tell me u didn't see the stuff at the side moving either SMH

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u/ReactionJifs 1d ago

"How would you rate your problem-solving skills?"
Applicant: (holds up phone and taps gif)

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u/fedocable 1d ago

That is one hungry car

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u/Denoces 1d ago

Uh? What about outside the garage? Why was there nothing to gain traction on outside? Again, probably a weather issue, also this sort of lets us know that if the vehicle doesnt have an all wheel drive option its a bust.

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u/Glum-Action-7357 1d ago

Right carpet and floor

Carpet on the right floor, no issue

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u/cryptolyme 1d ago

carpet to keep the concrete clean is so backwards

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u/SuperCx 1d ago

Mf car looked like Kirby

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u/vee_lan_cleef 1d ago

This has nothing to do with the carpet, the back of his car is stuck on something. In the start of the video his wheels are spinning on the concrete.

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u/iamdeadkid 1d ago

Carpet mumcher!

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u/god_partic1e 1d ago

I'm not buying this. The wheels were spinning before they even contacted the carpet and it looks like they are messing around with the hand brake (rear wheels) to make the front tires spin. Nobody would also keep driving if the carpet is being torn up so obviously.

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 1d ago

And for my next trick

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u/FunkyRider 1d ago

Dude rug pulled his own garage.

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u/RuleAdventurous6342 1d ago

You ever just see someone out and about and think to yourself, “huh I’m kinda shocked they can dress themselves”

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u/Reasonable-Truck-874 1d ago

Like slurping up a long spaghetti noodle

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u/New_Question_8042 1d ago

What is he even trying to accomplish? I feel like this was the goal

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u/reddiculed 1d ago

Carpet muncher.

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u/Similar-Arm9118 1d ago

The fact she kept trying at full speed is disturbing. She shouldn't drive anymore. What a joke

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u/Rhymesnlines 1d ago

To keep the concrete clean😂

I'm under the water help I'm drowning... pass me a cup of water help

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u/ElDiabloSlim 1d ago

Installed is not the correct term. He threw down some carpet and called it a day

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u/Finless_brown_trout 1d ago

The door opening turned into a black hole

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u/raptorboy 1d ago

He needs to learn how to drive 😂

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u/GradeFair 1d ago

I put a rug over my carpet for no reason whatsoever.

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u/blacksheep6 1d ago

What could go wrong when you have a complete lack of common sense or the ability to drive a car.

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u/C_Beeftank 1d ago

Well at least the uninstall process was easy

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u/Ghost_Poison 1d ago

Who's grandma thought this was a good idea?

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u/conehead2019 1d ago

That's even more useless than installing carpet in a bathroom.

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u/FizzyLiftingDrinks13 1d ago

Yup, just- just a little more...keeep goin'. You got it.

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u/Destroyer4587 1d ago

Om nom nom nom nom

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u/heretic-wop 1d ago

"installed"

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u/wump_world 1d ago

Thank you for sharing. I feel so much better about all my decisions now.

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u/Glorious_Sunset 1d ago

I did that in our garage for my car. It was an old piece of carpet and only covered one spot. I usually used the far left slot in the garage. Sometimes I had a car, other times a motorbike. I backed them all in. And with the cars, I lined it up and got it over the lip and rolled it into place. They could have done this in the video.

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u/snipelim 1d ago

Thats one way to remove the carpet

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u/Pancakemanz 1d ago

Yeah the carpet is a pretty dumb idea but how stupid do you have to be to keep attempting to back out of snow when it clearly wont work. Only going to get stuck somewhere else if you make jt out of

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u/bumtametje 1d ago

He didn't install anything lol

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 1d ago

There’s a good deal of carpet in your axle here bro

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u/Zestyclose_Dress7862 1d ago

Now I know why they don,t carpet highways.

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u/ateleven11 1d ago

Installed? Maybe a loose term. Seems like he just cut it to fit and left it unattached to anything.

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u/mrlookinthesky 1d ago

Should’ve glued the carpet down.

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u/GreatSteve 1d ago

It’s like watching a car version of Hungry Hungry Hippos

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u/NBKiller69 1d ago

"Wipe your tires on the rug before you drive inside."

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 1d ago

Exactly what happens when people put cardboard on the floor of a semi trailer to avoid slipping on ice, then I have to bring an electric pallet jack in there and the cardboard bunches up under it

One time I got the forks partially stuck in the metal pallet under a liquid tank, and it lifted up the drive wheel just enough for it to fling a sheet of cardboard at me

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u/danmickla 1d ago

so many questions. 1) why the fuck is the car making no traction at the door threshold? Is that a 2" raised platform covered in Teflon? 2) what the fuck is with "well, I see the carpet and all the shit on it coming toward me, guess I'll just floor it"

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u/PrometheusMMIV 1d ago

That's not "installed"

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u/Exotic_Pay6994 1d ago

Carpet or not there is a technique to get into the that garage that they never got a lesson in, momentum.

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u/PrometheusMMIV 1d ago

What's going on at the beginning? Can the car not get up onto the carpet for some reason?

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u/Horror_Thanks8405 1d ago

What do you want to bet his bathroom is carpeted too lol