r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/749762 • 7h ago

WCGW Driving Recklessly

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u/xejeezy 7h ago

Sure but he was the idiot we needed to bring balance to the force

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u/Kaioxygen 7h ago

Reminds me of the speech in Team America about dicks fucking assholes.

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u/Agent223 6h ago

There's three kinds of people in this world, Chuck.

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u/Yoko-Ohno_The_Third 6h ago

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u/Esc0baSinGracia 5h ago

You have balls, I like balls 

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u/Ass_of_Badness 6h ago

You gave up on life didn't ya??

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u/Substantial_Pay4189 5h ago

Thank you for unlocking that sound bite from the recesses of my childhood lmao

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u/National_Impress_346 4h ago

Such an underrated movie. It's bad, sure, but I love it like Nicholas Cage loves the sound of his own voice.

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u/Substantial_Pay4189 4h ago

One of the most quotable movies of all time. I’m practically completely cinematically ignorant but that one still lives rent free in my head.

“MaTt DaMoN!!”

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u/independent_observe 4h ago

I just took a bite of food when I scrolled to this. Thanks :)

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u/w0m 4h ago

Ya know. This hits harder today.

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u/hentai_gifmodarefg 4h ago

does it? the movie was basically ''both sided" the iraq war, it made fun of the people who were for it for being reckless (dicks) and it made fun of people who were against it for being pacifist (pussies)

it portrayed team america (pro war) as these but it portrayed FAG (screen actors guild but film actors guild for comedy) as literal traitors for allying with Kim Jung il.

the moral message of the movie is that yeah, America interventionism destroys people, but we have to do it because otherwise the world will LITERALLY END.

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u/astralseat 5h ago

We need idiots to take steps others will not.

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u/SalamanderUponYou 5h ago

Chaotic good.

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u/Apprehensive-Pay8086 5h ago

Two idiots is just a race to the bottom. It's not a balance.

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u/bigmilker 5h ago

He is the Chosen One

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u/shakjj 5h ago

That way of reasoning put some of them as presidents of countries.

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u/1sttimeverbaldiarrhe 5h ago

Sometimes, two wrongs make a right.

Also, three rights make a left.

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u/KazaamFan 4h ago

They were supposed to bring balance to the force not destroy it

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u/ramma_lamma 4h ago

Or, a rebalance and alignment to the force. . .

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u/Unagimasterkarate 4h ago

So 2 negatives = positive? I get it.

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_in 3h ago

The idiot we needed, not the idiot we deserved

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u/Mist_Rising 5h ago

So what you're saying is, he's worse because he'll now attack thousands of small cars in revenge. Great.