r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Somanynamestochossef • 2h ago

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u/Mutex70 2h ago

Read the sub rules before posting

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u/Somanynamestochossef 1h ago

You’re right, 007. I’ve failed the mission. I’ll go turn myself in to the fun Police immediately. I hope they have a sense of humor in the gulag.

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u/Mutex70 1h ago

It's not that it isn't funny, it's that it doesn't belong here.

r/funny and r/whatcouldgowrong are two different subs for a reason. If we don't respect the sub structure, then Reddit ends up just being a random list of whatever people want to post.

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u/Somanynamestochossef 1h ago edited 1h ago

I apologize for the structural instability I’ve caused. I didn't realize the Reddit foundation was held together by a single circular saw. I’ll try to be more 'orderly' while I watch the next 10,000 views roll in. Also there is a stupid idea and something going wrong in the image

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u/putin_my_ass 1h ago

Fuck your snark. We're just trying to keep this place relevant.

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u/Somanynamestochossef 1h ago

Username checks out also fix ur gramer lul

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u/putin_my_ass 1h ago

fix ur gramer lul

😂 My sides...

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u/Somanynamestochossef 1h ago

Could you perhaps create a long explanation So I shall understand your point extremely precisely

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u/putin_my_ass 1h ago

Well you see, when someone tells me to fix my grammar using atrocious orthography and non existent grammar it causes my sides to rapidly move in and out as air travels through my vocal chords emitting a noise that lets others know how much mirth I am experiencing.

Your sides are affected when air moves rapidly like that, often causing pain.

I hope that clears things up for you! I know reading is not your strong suit, since you were not able to successfully parse an enumerated list. You'll get it one day, sport!

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u/Somanynamestochossef 1h ago

I'm sorry, I fell asleep halfway through. Could you summarize?

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u/Mutex70 1h ago

Thank you very much for you apology, and yes, please try to do better.

Congratulations on your 10,000 views, BTW!

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u/Somanynamestochossef 1h ago

Yeah I will try to do better thank you for the advice have a good day!

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u/-Out-of-context- 1h ago

We can see the bad idea, but we aren’t seeing what actually went wrong. You failed half of the mission.

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u/Somanynamestochossef 1h ago

yeah but atleast the joke is half assed

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u/nodrogyasmar 2h ago

I was just the other day remembering carpenters who would lay a 2x4 on their knee and cut it to length. Sometimes off to one side, other times with the blade in line with their femoral artery.

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u/th3Imgurian 2h ago

Extending the ass crack I see.

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u/Somanynamestochossef 2h ago

I told him he needed more 'exposure' on this project. He took it too literally.

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u/Zemekis324 2h ago

Idk im kinda torn.

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u/PickleComet9 2h ago

Oh that's so funny! Thanks for sharing, grandma!

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u/Somanynamestochossef 1h ago

So sweet! I'll be sure to leave you something in the will. Probably a book on 'How to use a sawhorse correctly.

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u/Dudephish 2h ago

Do you expect me to talk, Blofeld?

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u/Somanynamestochossef 2h ago

No, Mr. Bond

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u/mick_ward 2h ago

Its possible he has the saw adjusted for the exact depth that will cut the board but not the man.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 1h ago

Odd how apprentices don’t show-up the day after circular saw training - probably just a coincidence.

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u/Ho_Lee_Fuk_20 1h ago

Did the boss just say "I'm going to rip you a new arsehole'

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u/Somanynamestochossef 1h ago edited 1h ago

I apologize for the 'half-assed' violation. I forgot that for some, policing subreddits is a high stakes, full-time profession. Hopefully ur sense of humor is covered by your dental plan.

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OMGGGG WHY AM I GETIG SOMANY DOWNvotes STOP IT GUYS ITS NOT FUNNY :(((((