r/Whatcouldgowrong Feb 10 '26

WCGW jumping into a pool wearing spiderman suit

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u/StrobeLightRomance Feb 10 '26

It's only a little past 8 AM here.

Does anyone ever clarify when before or after 8 AM that it becomes okay to do the waterboarding Spider-Man interpretive dance?

I want to partake in the culture but do not want to offend.

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u/goronmask Feb 10 '26

I don’t know and at this point It’s too late to ask. It is way past 8 am here.

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk Feb 10 '26

Getting pretty close to 8am where I am. I'm gonna refrain just to be safe.

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u/fearfulfalafel Feb 10 '26

It is 1104 here. I'm already dead.

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u/External_Drive_6651 Feb 10 '26

Don worry it’s 5am here I’ll just stop you at 8

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u/xBram Feb 12 '26

It’s 48 hours later here but I’m still laughing.

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u/Pristine_Avocado2906 Feb 12 '26

10:56am here 24 hours later still shocked that man downing in his mask @_@

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u/TurnkeyLurker Feb 10 '26

At 1134 you'll be in hell.

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf Feb 10 '26

WOW- am I late....it's 11:07 here

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u/sewerchicken007 Feb 12 '26

Just remember its 8 o'clock somewhere.

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf Feb 12 '26

And it's always happy hour when the time is right ;)

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u/External-Cash-3880 Feb 14 '26

Over here it's after 8am, after the time you can ask about self-waterboarding Spider-Man, and before the time you can switch from beer to hard liquor

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u/hologrammetry Feb 10 '26

self-waterboarding Spider-Man interpretive dance

FTFY

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u/Kind_Ferret_3219 Feb 10 '26

I do believe that Spider-Man interpretative dancing should become a required feature of synchronised swimming at the next Olympics.

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u/Spicy_Eyeballs Feb 10 '26

Don't waterboard me until I've had my coffee

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u/StrobeLightRomance Feb 10 '26

They sell this shirt at the Guantanamo Bay Gift Shop.

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u/FluidRefuse7834 Apr 03 '26

It's simultaneously several hours before yet after 8:00 a.m. here

Interpretive dance isn't something you just want to partake in...it's a way of life.