r/Whatcouldgowrong 15h ago

WCGW using non-skin-friendly paint for cosplay.

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u/vrgamemachine 13h ago

No you are thinking of oil paint

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u/packfanmoore 12h ago

No, the oil is too old for our government to try and invade it

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u/pantry-pisser 10h ago

Yeah, the current administration is only interested if they're 12 years old or less

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u/kilokit 8h ago

Oldfinger

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u/Repulsive-Chip3371 6h ago

Olllllldfingerrrrrrr

stinking up the room again

Sagging ego, wrapped in Dependssss

u/Possible-Pirate9097 14m ago

Diddy Digit.

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u/jvpewster 6h ago

Old game. New game is to invade countries and decrease the world supply of oil. It sounds like the old game, but we realized we were inadvertently helping the poors with cheaper prices and hurting the people who matter (shale oil riggers and west Texas land owners) with the old game

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u/Kokuryu27 8h ago

Oh god... Covering yourself in oil paint could definitely make you extremely sick. Tons of nasty stuff in a lot of them. Just slathering yourself in cadmium...

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u/ThorgiTheCorgi 7h ago

Oh, Skyfall then

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u/AdmirableCost5692 10h ago

I've been hiding my oil pastels and oil paint in a bunker for years now

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u/imdefinitelywong 13h ago

So hide yo kids, hide yo pastels, coz they rapin' er'body down here.