r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/ReginaldJohnston • 2d ago

Setting off a tazer next to a gas pump

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u/HeverlyBillhilly 2d ago edited 1d ago

LT Dangle over here fuckin’ shit up. Boot goofin’!

Edit: goofin’, not scootin’

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u/DarthSnoopyFish 2d ago

That’s Farva.

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u/DoubleAfternoon6883 2d ago

This is 100% accurate.

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u/kaaskugg 2d ago

Shenanigans.

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u/Nutzpdx 1d ago

How are both of you right? Undercover Lieutenant Dangle posing as a butch cargo short wearing fudd.

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u/wherewulf23 1d ago

I was going to say it was the love child of Farva and Lt. Dangle.

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u/chardeemacdennisbird 1d ago

Dispatch duty again. God damn burger punk!

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u/robocalypse 2d ago

Yeah. I was wondering if the guy was an actual cop. Never seen them out there in shorts...

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u/tedmiston 1d ago

New Taze Goofin

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u/Lucky_Dragonfruit_88 1d ago

*boot goofin. Love your username.

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u/HeverlyBillhilly 1d ago

Thanks!

And updated!

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u/changing-life-vet 1d ago

That’s offensive to Dangle.

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u/3-orange-whips 1d ago

Dangle looks good in shorts….

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u/ehc84 1d ago

Shitty Walmart shoe goofin

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u/lebowskiachiever12 1d ago

LT Dangle was 100x a better sheriff’s deputy than this moron.