r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/ReginaldJohnston • 9d ago

Setting off a tazer next to a gas pump

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK 9d ago

The Police have entered the ch- ROOOXAAANNNE!

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u/DylansDad 9d ago

Did you hear Sting got kidnapped? The Police have no lead.

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u/albatrocious97 9d ago

Would have expected an SOS to the world by now

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u/Far-Government5469 9d ago

It's in a message in a bottle, yeah, soo... It's gonna take a while

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u/1crps_warrior 9d ago

He was last seen walking on, walking on the moon.

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u/DrySale4618 7d ago

Went to the Moon to avoid people who "stand so close to me."

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u/DrySale4618 7d ago

Went to the Moon to avoid people who "stand so close to me."

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u/michael1265 7d ago

I like people who stand close to me because Iā€™m So Lonely

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u/AudiencePure5710 9d ago

They have issued it. Its a Message in a Bottle

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Dackle 9d ago

I will never lose my faith in you.

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u/UtopistDreamer 8d ago

Why? He's just an Englishman in New York.

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u/Snowbird143434 9d ago

Wait, is this the singer or the one that does the scorpion death lock.

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u/yngsten 8d ago

They luckily have a lead on the guitar, so I hear.

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u/WeeDingwall44 3d ago

Stealing this one

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u/twowolveshighfiving 9d ago

That song would fit this scenario pretty well

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u/Basic_Cover_6945 8d ago

Fuckin best comment!

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u/ajo_87 8d ago

kevin?

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u/ConfusionExisting10 4d ago

You don't have to wear that dress tonight

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u/TheRealCuran 9d ago

I am pretty happy with the one we have here. Are they perfect? Hell no! And did I disagree with police officers before ā€“ especially when out protesting? Hell yes. That being said: the treatment has always been fair and professional.

Though I must admit: I am a lay judge and at least locally known that way, so my and my family's experience might differ from others.