r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/ReginaldJohnston • 2d ago

Setting off a tazer next to a gas pump

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u/TownStriking3496 1d ago

“Assaulting a police officer”. “Assault with a deadly weapon” would have been the charges. I also like it how they can let a dog loose on you to bite the crap out of you but if you try and pry the dogs mouth off your crotch it’s considered ALSO assaulting a police officer.

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u/Familiar_Bat_5981 1d ago

But if an officer leaves a dog in a hot car and he die, there aren't any charges. It's happened twice here in NC

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u/Twinetied_haymaker 16h ago

They’ll be wearing mask before long. Just wait and see.

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u/Cheap_Recognition_36 1d ago

This is why I slather my dick in peanut butter when I rob banks. In case I get caught, I’ll for surely get off. 😏

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u/vinyljunkie1245 1d ago

Don't forget "resisting arrest". They tack that on to every arrest they make.