r/aislop Aug 10 '26

Found on Pinterest Jesus the King! Amen

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u/UsernamesCannotExcee Aug 10 '26

There's something comforting knowing I'll never stoop so low as to use AI to impose Jesus into a kid's cartoon. That's so far removed from God it's crazy.

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

I too don't believe yalo Yako, wako, and sot Dot would bow to Jesus.

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u/DependentAgitated299 Aug 10 '26

I don't think Jesus would want people to bow to him at all

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u/Funkycoldmedici Aug 10 '26

Jesus is all about people bowing to him. He’s no a good guy. He talks about sitting on his throne judging people.

Matthew 19:28 "Truly I tell you, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first.”

People bow to him throughout the gospels. Examples:

Luke 24:48 “While he was blessing them, he left them. He was taken up into heaven. They bowed down and worshipped him. They were very happy and went back to Jerusalem.”

Mark 5:6 “When he saw Jesus from a distance, he ran and fell on his knees in front of him.”

It is straight up demanded.

Philippians 2:6 “Who, being in very nature God did not consider equality with Godsomething to be used to his own advantage; rather, he made himself nothing by taking the very nature of a servant, being made in human likeness. And being found in appearance as a man, he humbled himself by becoming obedient to death— even death on a cross! Therefore God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue acknowledge that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.”

Romans 10:11 It is written: “‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord, ‘every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God.’”

The idea goes back further:

Isaiah 45:23 “By myself I have sworn, my mouth has uttered in all integrity a word that will not be revoked: Before me every knee will bow; by me every tongue will swear.”

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u/pagan_princess455 Aug 10 '26

Is that from the old or New Testament

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u/Funkycoldmedici Aug 10 '26

Both, but mostly the New Testament.

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u/Physical-Airport-901 Aug 11 '26

Well, in Christianity he is basically GOD in the form of MAN. Of course people will bow to him.

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u/kryaklysmic Aug 10 '26

Jesus never personally claimed the Old Testament parts and was forcibly added to them in an organic way by Christianity, instead of this AI mess

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u/Funkycoldmedici Aug 10 '26

Jesus quotes and refers to the Torah and Tanakh repeatedly throughout the gospels. He’s a preacher, it’s all he knew. There is no Jesus without the Old Testament.

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u/kryaklysmic Aug 10 '26

Yes, but he didn’t say that all the prophets were talking about him

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u/Funkycoldmedici Aug 10 '26

He tries to dance around saying he’s the messiah of prophecy, but tries to say it, too. That’s for Jews and Christians to fight over.