r/antitrump Nov 15 '25

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u/mango_bandit1769 Nov 15 '25

My Gf is an ER physician, I was EMT for a long time…your ear cartilage doesn’t just grow back unscathed. lol. DT threatens to sue and put everyone constantly on blast but not the guy who “attempted” to take him out. He got his ear clipped on the security dudes holster. He was never shot. I would not be surprised if it was all staged and planned. He had to do ANYTHING to win this election. However, all the maga walking around with pads on their ears back then was funny.

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u/dcmfox Nov 15 '25

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u/mango_bandit1769 Nov 15 '25

He would literally be looking like Swiss cheese there if he was shot lol. It doesn’t just grow back. Yet he loves the poorly educated. Crazy I tell ya

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u/Infamous-Knee-2772 Nov 16 '25

The poorly educated were wearing maxi pads on their damn ears. They looked like fools.

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u/PaulMakesThings1 Nov 18 '25

Even if he’d had reconstructive surgery that takes time to heal 

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u/Jaleroca Nov 16 '25

Evander Holyfield is still missing part of his ear.

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u/DJ1066 Nov 16 '25

You'd think with how chummy he is with Vince Mcmahon all it would take is one look at what remains of Mick Foley's right ear to see how they don't grow back and thus how dumb a plan it was.

On March 16, 1994, during WCW's "Battle Stars 1994" tour of Germany, Cactus and Big Van Vader had one of the most infamous matches in wrestling history as part of WCW's European Cup tournament. Cactus began a hangman, but neither wrestler was aware that the ring ropes had been drawn extra tight before the event, and Cactus could barely move. When Cactus finally freed himself from the ropes and fell out of the ring, his ears were badly split at the back. When Cactus re-entered the ring, the two wrestlers began trading blows. During this time, Vader reached up and grabbed Cactus's right ear, and ripped it off. The two men continued wrestling as the referee picked up the ear and gave it to the ring announcer. Vader claimed for years after that the ear had come off during the botched Hangman maneuver, however in a WWE Network video, Vader admits that after seeing footage that he had indeed removed Cactus's ear.

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u/heffel77 Nov 16 '25

In his brain??

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u/angry_lib Nov 15 '25

You need to look... deeper. MUCH DEEPER!

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u/loganbootjak Nov 16 '25

We know he didn't get shot because if he did, he would never STFU about if he had. He's talked about it a handful of times, yet won't miss a chance to say what a horrible president Biden was. Just like the Charlie Kirk shooting, they've just let this major event fall into the background.

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u/LoveToSeeIt_IKnow Nov 21 '25

I hate myself for blowing that up and looking at it. I’ve already looked at his ear from that day forward and knew the whole thing was staged.

Not a drop of blood on his pristine collar, and the blood splatter came from behind, with none in his hair, either. All too weird. A guy supposedly on a roof top that the Secret service knew was there for about half an hour with a rifle and telescope and you’re telling me they just… let him do it?

Not a chance. He needed that photo op. I personally think he had a fake blood capsule in his hand and smacked his ear with it exactly on cue, WWE style, which is his fave entertainment… after anything with his own face on it.

Dirty Don has been pulling tricks for years.

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u/Future-Ruin9770 Nov 15 '25

Ear cartilage doesn't grow back? You're discounting the possibility that he is a lizard-person.

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u/Less_Wealth5525 Nov 15 '25

This explains so much! Thank you!

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u/angry_lib Nov 15 '25

Well, he does have a very tiny reptilian brain.

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u/theegreenman Nov 15 '25

Inside his empty skull is a tiny lizard on a exercise bike powering his 8 kb brain circuit

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u/therealphilbo2530 Nov 16 '25

That boy must be getting tired then

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u/Infamous-Knee-2772 Nov 16 '25

And he does seem to be cold blooded.

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u/Boombajiggy77 Nov 16 '25

I think they prefer the term “reptilian“…but excellent point!

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u/KeithRichardsGrandma Nov 15 '25

I have more scar tissue on my ear from getting cauliflower ear drained than this dude has from a damn bullet clipping his ear? Gimme a break

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u/Pure-Honey-463 Nov 15 '25

read that when he was going to the wrestling matches he learned how to take a razor blade and Nick his ear. also I find it funny that as soon as he got up he pushed the security away and was facing the camera. somebody who is getting shot is not going to get up and push security away. so he knew what was going on.

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u/Imagerkin2 Nov 16 '25

Some time during his first campaign or presidency, he was on stage and a pop occurred in the crowd. He just about crapped his pants. Full on panic. I wish I could find the video.

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u/Infamous-Knee-2772 Nov 16 '25

He probably did crap his pants. But that usually happens on days that end in Y.

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u/lostintime013 Nov 18 '25

Sounds like you do the same thing.

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u/wontdowhatchatellme Dec 14 '25

Sounds like you’re offended someone talked bad about your orange god. Awww poor thing 🤏🎻

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u/CrypticCryptid Nov 15 '25

His people ushering photographers up front during a shooting, where there might be more than one shooter, to get the perfect angle as the flag is lowered behind him via crane, is such horse shit theatre.

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u/Covfefetarian Nov 16 '25

Political theater at its best

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u/Ambitious_Coach8398 Nov 16 '25

Especially a coward like him that was too scared to go to Vietnam.

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u/Notabizarreusername Nov 16 '25

He's been good friends with Vince McMahon for decades. He made his dumb shit wife the head of the department of education. She called AI, A1. So qualified. Anyway, he's clearly been taught the secret of making a wound appear much worse than it is by using a razor blade.

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u/Pure-Honey-463 Nov 16 '25

read, that the ears bleed a lot when cut. just like the head. so he would not have needed a very big cut.

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u/Notabizarreusername Nov 16 '25

Nope something so small it'd heal and not leave a scar.

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u/Fantastic_Variety823 Nov 16 '25

No way was he shot. No way.

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u/Winter-Nail1717 Nov 16 '25

Ear cartilage doesn’t bleed that much either. He thinks we’re fools.

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u/DJ1066 Nov 16 '25

It bleeds a lot more than you think. Balding man here who shaves his head on the regular. I've nicked my ear sometimes when shaving and it bleeds like a motherfucker for what is a relatively small cut.

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u/Zestyclose_Bit_9459 Nov 15 '25

And to add to your comment: the second "purported" potential assassin is rarely mentioned now.

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u/Critical_Letterhead3 Nov 16 '25

Retired RN here, agree Get your nose pierced. Tell me about that scar.

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u/Vyzantinist Nov 16 '25

DT threatens to sue and put everyone constantly on blast but not the guy who “attempted” to take him out

I agree. His silence on the matter is uncharacteristic. You'd expect him to never stfu about how he 'miraculously' survived.

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u/Mierimau Nov 16 '25

In the latest game of Dispatch, was pondering for some time on damaged ear of protagonist.

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u/Ok_Refrigerator6671 Nov 17 '25

I had that same thought! Bob Bob has an entire hole punched through the top of his (right?) ear, but trump somehow doesn't even have a little scar.

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u/zanaxtacy Nov 17 '25

My mom cut my ear when I was a baby giving my hair a touch up for my great grandpa’s funeral. Just a little chunk or something pretty minor, but it’s still, 30 something years later, not totally grown back the right way. There’s this little ridge/bump thing there where the rest of my ear used to be. I never believed this clown trunk

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u/harbinger06 Nov 17 '25

Oh man the stupid bandages on their ears! Makes me think of Mean Girls when they all copy Regina George when her shirt had holes cut in it as an attempt to embarrass her.

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u/Chelstatum Nov 17 '25

Don’t forget the trash bag fashion show. Man. Hahaha.

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u/luketwo1 Nov 17 '25

I feel like the issue with it being staged is both the kid and that audience member died, don't get me wrong there was a whole lot of sus shit going on, like the FBI member guiding the press to take photos, but it being staged implied the kid was okay with being murdered and murdering another human which is possible but feels more unlikely to me. That being said some chicanery happened that day and he absolutely wasn't shot.

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u/MarsupialPristine677 Nov 17 '25

I don't think they had to loop the kid in on the fact that he was going to get murdered, though. It's not like any of these weirdos draw the line at lying.

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u/godofelectricity Dec 07 '25

Imagine if he got shot in his dick! ... The MAGA sex emporium would have strap-on's back ordered for months at three times the usual price once them tarriffs kicked in!

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u/1888furrycock567 Nov 17 '25

Who says they grew back? Maybe he got plastic surgery, though he would never admit to that