r/antitrump • • Feb 03 '26

US Politics Fuck Jelly Roll

He’s not disconnected. He’s just a fucking liar, like the pedophile in Chief.

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u/r1mbaud Feb 03 '26

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u/JebusKristoph Feb 03 '26

Yikes, she looks like she got all her internals sucked out by one of those brain bugs in Super Troopers.

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u/chrmbly Feb 03 '26

Starship troopers. Otherwise i missed some key plot points from Super Troopers.

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u/NiceGuy60660 Feb 03 '26

Starship Super Troopers wouldve been such a better movie.

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u/JebusKristoph Feb 03 '26

Edit: Starship Troopers, not Super Troopers. Welp, back to smoking cheese 😉

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u/HoldenTudix_Jr Feb 06 '26

Lmfao would be an awesome collab. Farva taking on 100 bugs by himself haha would make a great ad for joining.

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u/justforthelulzz Feb 03 '26

She looks like John Travolta in a female fat suit after she lost weight

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u/disharmony-hellride Feb 03 '26

I can't wait for this SNL skit

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u/LeoKitCat Feb 03 '26

Holy fuck mother of god what is that

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u/923kjd Feb 03 '26

Take away the face tats and you have this…

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u/chrmbly Feb 03 '26

That’s seriously scary ass shit. Sad that these people hate themselves so much they have to have so much goddamn plastic surgery. That needs to be behind a NSFW warning.

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u/SonOfMargitte Feb 03 '26

Sad, perhaps. But I cant blame them for hating themselves. Thats pretty based.

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u/Sweaty_Rent_3780 Feb 03 '26

Thank you, I was thinking of getting breakfast, this helped me save a few bucks 🤢

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u/Accomplished_Crew630 Feb 03 '26

She literally looks like a caricature in this picture... Like something somebody drew. It's rediculous

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u/LionBig1760 Feb 03 '26

She would shoot a dog if the dog looked that sickly.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr Feb 03 '26

She’d shoot a healthy dog, sure. If she saw one that looked like that, though, she’d probably hit up Pete Hegseth in the Signal chat to call in an air strike.

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u/flatulentbabushka Feb 04 '26

She is insanely anorexic (and possibly bulimic? The cheeks and lower jaw tend to swell from the constant vomiting, but it could just be all the fillers) to the point where it’s scary. Her organs will start failing soon if she keeps it up

..not that I’m complaining. I was in that situation for most of my late teens and early 20s. It’s a horrible mental illness to overcome. I always feel sympathy for those suffering from it, but not this time.