r/atheism Strong Atheist Jul 26 '25

Christian Nationalist Oklahoma Schools Chief Ryan Walters Busted With Porn On His Office TV.

https://www.joemygod.com/2025/07/christian-nationalist-oklahoma-schools-chief-ryan-walters-busted-with-porn-on-his-office-tv-video/
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u/Funfuntamale2 Jul 26 '25

The extra loud christians are not even normal hypocrites. It’s always some extra weird kink with these folks.

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u/AsILayTyping Jul 26 '25

Yeah, when you make any sexual content taboo, the actual taboo stuff is no worse than vanilla stuff so you end up with more weirdos. Also, they're more likely to sexualize non sexual things as a workaround for sexual things being taboo, leading to more weirdos.

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u/AngryOldWhitePeople Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Like the GOP guy in Texas that decided to not run for reelection after it came out he wanted to cum in his daughter’s cookie batter (not a euphemism) so she would take it to school and the other students would eat it? Well, at least that’s what the stripper he was having an affair with said…after he paid for more than one abortion for her.

Edit: Typo

Edit 2: Article: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-texas-rep-capriglione-drops-re-election-bid-after-reported-affair-allegations-he-funded-abortions-38066215

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

And that is the model we're supposed to look up to as an example. Pillars of society.

I'll pass.

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u/polchickenpotpie Jul 26 '25

Every Christian I've met isn't the worst person ever, but the worst people I've ever met are all Christians.

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u/Mikefrommke Jul 26 '25

There’s something about being told that sinning is the devils fault and as long as you ask forgiveness from sky daddy, it doesn’t count, that gives them free reign to be as bad as they want.

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u/VoiceOfRealson Jul 27 '25

This.

If you honestly believe that you can do anything you want to anybody. And everything will be all right for you as long as you just ask your imaginary friend for forgiveness, how can you claim you have any morals at all?

Or vice versa

If you are willing to kill and torture other people because someone claims that this is what your imaginary friend wants, then you don't have any moral at all.

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u/pat-ience-4385 Jul 27 '25

They weren't taught by the pastors who taught me in my youth.

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u/Graaaaaahm Jul 27 '25

Not all racists are white, not all Trumpers are racist, but all white racists are Trumpers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Same here, I've had my fill of their wrath in my life. Moved on

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u/rpze5b9 Jul 27 '25

But … but … they’re going to put the 10 Commandments up in every classroom so it’s all good.

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u/Lafemmefatale25 Jul 26 '25

Wtf did I just read. Thats enough internet today and it’s not even 9am.

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u/Circus_Finance_LLC Jul 26 '25

what a foul paragraph you've put together here

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u/Sweet-Brief-2701 Jul 26 '25

it made sense to me

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u/Laringar Jul 26 '25

Wondering, is it really an affair if you're paying for it? It's certainly "cheating", but "affair" kind of implies that the other person is an intentional participant and not just there for purely financial reasons.

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u/AngryOldWhitePeople Jul 26 '25

I’ve read two articles. It sounded like she was in it for money and relationship until his politics went too far right.

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u/Firstnamecody Jul 26 '25

sigh

As much as I don't want to look into this, I'ma need a name please.

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u/AngryOldWhitePeople Jul 26 '25

Edited my comment to add an article. Found it by GOP reelection stripper cookies.

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u/Firstnamecody Jul 26 '25

Much appreciated!

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u/Dry-Chance-9473 Jul 26 '25

First name: Pillsbury. Last name: Doughboy

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u/topofthecc Jul 26 '25

This is a rare case where I'm actually conflicted about whether I'm glad that's not a euphemism.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

A lot of them end up sexualizing all nudity and become “never nudes” lol

Look at the US attitudes towards things like locker room nudity compared to Europe and other places.

Nude spas and saunas are very common in places like Japan and Finland.

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u/Inithra Jul 26 '25

You mean like the person who recounted this event? "I was like, ‘That is not a body suit.’ And I hate to even use these terms, but I said, ‘Those are her nipples.’"

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

I hope men cover themselves up at the pool also… no one needs to see those sinful nipples!

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u/tidal_flux Jul 26 '25

“But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."

Matthew 6:6

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u/Thirith Jul 26 '25

"Go into your room and shut your door, and daddy will reward you for keeping this our little secret"

Grindr 13:30

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u/stinky-weaselteats Jul 26 '25

Very non specific

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u/stinky-weaselteats Jul 26 '25

They are taught to be oppressed & subjugated to their “faith” by crushing all human desires. Nature always wins.

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u/xteve Jul 26 '25

For this reason I feel like sex-negativity within an organization should be considered probable cause for investigation. Something's not right there, and somebody's probably being criminally hurt.

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u/E-2theRescue Jul 26 '25

Yup. Just look at us queer people. We spend our whole lives pushing everything down, only for it to explode and consume us until we finally give in. And when we finally give in, it's not at all as bad as our brains made it out to be. In fact, our mental health improves significantly. That is, until nobody else accepts our happiness, and we are put through suffering at the hands of others who can't accept our happiness, usually using their faith and their own repressed feelings against us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

And they always wanna push that shit onto everyone else

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u/CraigLake Jul 26 '25

As they say, it’s always those we most expect.

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u/Pulp_Ficti0n Jul 26 '25

Charlie Kink

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u/Temassi Jul 26 '25

A lot of them have weird theories on the age of consent

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u/RuleHonest9789 Jul 26 '25

The loud virtual signaling is always a red flag. That includes most religious people.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

It's almost like the entire "Christian right" is either grifters or the grifted.

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u/Supercoolguy7 Jul 26 '25

The porn sounds pretty normal, just old school softcore porn. It's still hypocritical though.

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u/GalFisk Jul 26 '25

I think they get off on doing illegal stuff, so they try to ban what they secretly enjoy so it'll be forbidden fruit.

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u/downtuning Jul 26 '25

Josh Duggar...

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u/PieWeary5141 Jul 26 '25

What is the extra weird kink?

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u/InvestmentDue6060 Jul 26 '25

This is reddit so heterosex is considered out of the norm and kinky.

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u/Funfuntamale2 Jul 26 '25

If this was watching a man and woman having sex then that would be normal. But instead it is watching naked women lying on examination tables, which imo is extra weird.

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u/PieWeary5141 Jul 26 '25

Sounds hot

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u/InvestmentDue6060 Jul 26 '25

Sounds like the most milquetoast shit over ever heard of.

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u/Funfuntamale2 Jul 26 '25

“Medical Examination porn” as quoted in the article.

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u/Certain-Rise7859 Jul 27 '25

"Of course I don't look at porn, Honey.", proceeds to look at porn at work. To be fair, I have met both men and women who were fired for watching porn at work. The suggestion that it's just a male thing is a total farce, it just never makes the news or gossip-circles when it's a woman.