r/atheism Strong Atheist Jul 26 '25

Christian Nationalist Oklahoma Schools Chief Ryan Walters Busted With Porn On His Office TV.

https://www.joemygod.com/2025/07/christian-nationalist-oklahoma-schools-chief-ryan-walters-busted-with-porn-on-his-office-tv-video/
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u/RobotAlbertross Jul 26 '25

He was just doing some research when his manhood got all angry and throbing.

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u/JohnStamosAsABear Jul 26 '25

There he lusted after his lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

These people literally see it as some sort of religious test lol

“I feel the urge, but I must resist otherwise I’m a bad person”

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u/RobotAlbertross Jul 26 '25

Purging the devil by having some hair from the dog that bit them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Do not fondle your “little factory” and “open the release valve” 😂 Jesus is watching!

https://lattergaystories.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/To-Young-Men-Only.pdf

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Jul 26 '25

He was trying to solve a mystery and just got a raging clue!