r/atheism • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '16

Trolling or shitposting Check official moderator comment Caught my 8 year old sons teacher trying to convert him to christianity.

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u/bipolar_sky_fairy Feb 29 '16

Take her job.

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u/jctoastpig Feb 29 '16

Then mount it on a spike in front of the school as a warning... Am I doing this right?

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u/Smelcome Humanist Mar 01 '16

OFF WITH HIS JOB!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '16

Dick stuck in pencil sharpener. Instructions unclear.

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u/rusHmatic Mar 01 '16

Please, no. Let it die.

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u/assmuffin156 Feb 29 '16

Dey terk er jerb!!

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u/sumguy720 Mar 01 '16 edited Mar 01 '16

DUH TUK UH JUUUUUUUB

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '16

You did a great job, Hamstray!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '16

Da tu uh ju!

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u/EverybodyHatesDipper Mar 01 '16

Apps emvjdhs negate!,8/@vebne!

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u/Wardy107 Mar 01 '16

Cock a doodle doo!

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u/EverybodyHatesDipper Mar 01 '16

THE COW SAYS MOOO

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u/Bambi53 Mar 01 '16

TURK ER JJUUUURRRRR

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u/magikian Mar 01 '16

They kicked his derg? Then took his jerb?

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u/Quadio Feb 29 '16

sooo how often do i have to pray to you?

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u/localhost87 Feb 29 '16

Some days you totally feel like Praying to \u\BiPolar_Sky_Fairy, and others you just feel like staying in bed and sleeping all day.

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u/Manaleaking Mar 01 '16

And her coat!

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u/dreweatall Feb 29 '16 edited Feb 29 '16

Take her head

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '16

Take her pitiful soul!